So, I have a chance to get some sex. But, it's with a realtivley obese chick and I don't really love her. She's also very clingy and if I do have sex with her, I'm probably gonna have to be her "boyfriend" and other social shit like that. Would any of you robots do it?
So, I have a chance to get some sex. But, it's with a realtivley obese chick and I don't really love her...
yeah give it a whirl
Be her boyfriend til you get the ol rumpy pumpy, then give her the ol rumpy dumpy
holy fuck
my new life mantra
>Be her boyfriend til you get the ol rumpy pumpy, then give her the ol rumpy dumpy
fuckin kek mate, seconded so hard
I tried to bang a fat ugly once that I didn't desired in the least because I wanted to finally stop being a virgin. It was horrible and I couldn'T even get it up probably
i dont get it tf help me
rumpy pumpy - sex
rumpy dumpy - ghost her
>obese chick
no, what's the point. you may as well fuck a dog and say you got laid. same thing.
OP, establish what she wants first. If she requires dating as a condition for fucking her, don't fuck her unless you want to date her.
This is the best piece of advice you will likely ever hear.
This person is wise
OP here again.
When I say she is clingy, I really mean it. She seriosly called me at 7 AM because "she's in love" and she constantly wants to text with me. It's absolutely unbearable, but I really want to lose my virginity. I don't go out much so it feels like it's a miracle I found someone who really likes me. The problem is that I'm probably in love with other girls. Altough, I have no confidence. I have low self asteem, like pretty much any internetdwelling nerd, and I really want to have sex. The problem is that I just can't see myself getting another girlfriend. I'm also afraid if I do the "rumpy dumpy" that she will actually become sad, and I would preferably not hurt her feelings. So far the two of us has kissed each other and I'm pretty sure he would be down for sex soon. So should I just dump her? I really can't see my future togheter with her, but I'm kinda desperate here.
Where are you guys at? I'll take her.
just jerk off you fucking loser(s)
OP here
Yeah, lol. I know what you're thinking. "A clingy gf? What the fuck are you bitching about?" but I feel like this gf has to be loveable, I love nothing about this girl. We have pretty much no common interests. I like playing videogames and listening to hipster music (/mu/core), while she's a stable girl and likes reading 80 IQ literature. I would slay someone to get a clingy gamer-gf or something like that, but this is just annoying.
I've never heard of that country.
Two thing, user:
1. Sex isn't this divine thing people are making it out to be. It's not that worth it
2. How obese is this chick, actually? Could you give a reference. Could you imagine being in a happy relationship with that person?
this, honestly, man
Honestly, I can't imagine it being a good relationship. I think I should probably break up with her.
She's not really that fat, more like "chubby", but she's been called a hippo by some bullies in her earlier years. She's also really short, and I'm more than two heads longer than she is. I'm around 6,2 feet.
I thought about it
consider pic related
Nice meme, I appriciate it. Altough, what do you mean by "ask 4 money"? You think this girl will give me money if i ask her?
if shes willing to have sex with you
she'd be willing to give you money