What are robots eating on this fine Friday? im about to dive right in to this teriyaki subway

Probably a grilled chicken salad today with a Monster zero.

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Made this earlier and it was bomb dot com
Rate? I mean if you want

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I was thinking about going to jersey mike's. maybe jimmy johns. Subway has been ruined for me ever since I got some really bad service there

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#JoiseyMike's

I had some panda express at noon and haven't had anything since, I may go pick up a meatball sub if I end up staying up though, I'm not really in a great mood and really don't want to cook or anything

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here you go my brudda. pic is bad because i took it with my laptop camera

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>All these people buying expensive fast food

Tonight I'll be having a baked sweet potato, some raw carrots and finishing off the lentil soup I made in the slow cooker earlier this week.

Total cost approximately $2.15

Is that a bag of onions?

wow aren't you so cool. in college I was able to eat on 40 bucks a week

yes, they boost testosterone

Some Chickfila because nothing else close but nasty ghetto establishments

Congratulations. Here is your (you) and I hope you got your daily dose of attention to get through the rest of the night. Tell all your special snowflake friends on Tumblr about the soup as well, and make sure to take a picture of it and post it on instagram, facebook, and tumblr.

gonna have some mixed nuts too, later

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imagine being so poor that fast food is expensive to you

looks delicious
I've been homeless for so many months now and that would be heaven

subway tastes ok but i would need to eat like 4 sandwiches to get full

I'll be making a homemade pizza from the last of the flour I have in my pantry. After that, it's going to be baked potatoes until I get money on Tuesday. It's going to be a long march.

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What if instead of shitposting on public wifi you actually tried to get a job you fucking retard

Gonna heat up some bagel bites

Uh, I had this.
I mixed it all together, adding the cheese nips on top of the hot, thick soupy, cheesy, noodley mixture for a nice crunch.

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my mum made me this desu

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nutella sandwiches and these weird potato things that look like the ones in

I'm high as shit eating Cap'N Crunch. Oops and peanut butter.

it's almost may you alcoholic

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>all those carbs
No protein?

I have hot dogs that were on sale for 25 cents a package. I could probably eat those.

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I made some fried rice a few days ago but it came out bland-ish, don't think I used enough oil. Just refried it in a bit of bacon fat and added some more chili paste and it was fucking perfect.

>he still eats hot dogs

what's the most effay food?

anything not produced like this

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Lel, you got me good, user. Spot on. It will be May, won't it?

At least it's consistent. I like processed foods for that reason.

milk is more disgusting desu

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>tfw too stupid to know how 2 pizza

>Weird potato things

You mean fucking waffle fries? Those are waffle fries. Are you not an American? Most Americans would recognize waffle fries, or you must not eat them that often.

no im irish
>inb4 potatonigger though it is a pretty apt description of me right now
it says potato lattices on the bag. never seen them before

oh no, it looks ugly in one stage of production so you must not eat it. ok, tard

I'm going to call them potato lattices from now on, classy as fuck

Nothing, sometimes I just go days without eating

>he thinks I havent been busting my fucking balls unloading trucks under the table
>getting by on canned tuna and water from public restrooms

My guy, what is that samich?
Btw you look comfy af, only thing that would make that more comfy is a small dog and a qt with her hand down your pants.

Not me.
Sorry man. Hope you get to wherever you want to be. I know the struggle. Happy hunting out there.

Flour, water, salt, sugar, yeast. For every one cup of flour, use a third of a cup of water. Mix that shit and let it rise for about 2 hours, then put it on a pan.

Either boil tomatoes, onions, and garlic in a pot for 2 hours, or buy canned tomato sauce. Put that shit on the dough that's on the pan, then cover with mozzarella cheese and your choice of toppings. Throw in the oven at 400 degrees, because you probably made the dough too thick. Pull out when done.

You now know how 2 pizza.

>can order alcohol/grocery delivery in less than an hour
>can order from almost literally any restaurant/cuisine type
>dont even have to leave basement to get mcds
the internet was mistake m8s, it's responsible for making me fat

Italian bmt on Italian herb and cheese bread with an oatmeal raisin cookie and a dr pepper

the internet is a tool, you chose to use it to make yourself fat. it's your fault

I really want some Greek food right now. Might go out and get it but also I don't wanna spend money. Hmm.

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whatever those little brown turds are have to go

>hating falafel
How

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just so you faggots know the best sandwich you can get from subway is cheese and herb bread cheese steak with spinach pickles cucumbers and south west chipotle sauce.

if you dont get this every other time you go you should kill yourself

>a dr pepper
A fellow intellectual, I see.

It's a bread-heel grilled cheese made with the end of a loaf of white italian, white cheddar, a few slices of bacon I didn't cook this morning
it is pretty comfy user, the small dog and qt would both have to be quieter and chiller than their kinds are known to be to improve on the situation

>drinks from platic bottles

enjoy your estrogen

>What are robots eating on this fine Friday?
Air.

That sounds good, man. If I were you in the future I think I would throw a tomato slice and maybe a couple jalapeno pieces in that bitch.
Im not so comfy atm im at a laundromat, later my bro probably wants to get some chow though, I plan on getting drunk and maybe smoking a cigarette after the meal.

>tomatos and jalepenos
Creative and fancy, one day I will soar like that.
Enjoy your time with your brother/minor vices; sounds like your day is looking up from here, user.

Nice choice my dude I usually get the teriyaki as well. I'm having a roast beef sandwich with some homemade Dijon today

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>touches plastic keyboard
heh, nothin personnel kid

I love subway but I get the subway melt with ranch lettuce and pepper. It's so good.

Footlong Teryaki Sub myself

I like to imagine that at Subway HQ, they hired a dude to post secret adverts on Jow Forums to convince robots to eat more subway. It isn't a meme, it is secret adverts that barely skip the rules of not advertising by pretending to be a meme

guerrilla marketing is an actual profession. what you described literally happens, though I don't think subway would pay for this one in particular

>brekky yesterday was tofu and a banana
>lunch yesterday was miso soup with tofu and a salad with an egg and half an avocado
>dinner last night was a cucumber
>brekky was tofu and a banana
>lunch was tomato soup (and an ice cream, 2 scoops, but I cycled for over an hour and lifted weights this morning)
>dinner was some mini peppers (you eat them raw, they're somewhat sweet)
I only bother cooking if it's for other people, for myself I can't be assed, I'd rather eat only what I can eat raw. Hence the tofu since you don't need to cook it, but it has protein so you can survive on it.
Do you eat a lot on the days you do eat, or are you skelly? Why are not eating? I sort of get off to the sensation of hunger in an M way, but even then that amusement only lasts so long.

I like to think it's your profession and you get a kick out of posting this explanation
if you have any contacts at subway tell them to stop making their meat taste like dried ass

had a nice macaroni salad with some hard boiled eggs, a bit of a baguette and something I call "bocachini" where I take either mozzarella or bocachini and cherry tomatoes, throw them in a bowl and mix them with spices and olive oil

haha, yeah. wouldn't that be funny ;^)

If you don't like their meat, I suggest asking for a salad without meat and adding as many fixins/dressings as you want until you're happy. They really go overboard with the amount of veggies they put on and it almost makes me feel like I'm stealing from them because of how much cheaper it is than a normal sub for the amount of volume.

how's prison, Jared?

That's a dated meme. Jared hasn't been associated with Subway for a LONG time.

Made spaghetti n chucked in cheap cheese sauce and some burger meat, some salt n pepper n oregano it tasted fucking awesome even if it sounds poorfag af.

Are you retarded? he was in subway ads up until at least two years before getting pinched

Two years are multiple lifetimes when it comes to memes.
Look how much Pepe has changed in that long!

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Better times are ahead brother. Hopefully you'll be able to eat some good food in the future.

>brekky
I should stop reading
>tofu
Stopped reading

>says that he can't be bothered to read
>takes time to fill out a captcha just to tell me that
Here's a gift for you. Before I eat any meal I take all the components and shove them in my vagina, mash them up with a 5.5" peach colored dildo with realistic vein modeling in an uncut version, and queef them into a dogbowl before eating it. Gives it a creamy lemon fragrance the finest chef in France would laud.

>Unloading trucks
Better than loading that's for sure. I know what that is like, brudder. I was fortunate to have a roof over my head at the time. Stay safe and I'll pray for light loads for your back and knees.

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Can you prepare a meal for me pls?

I dont want the karma. I was just messing around. Im not the homeless guy, but can you still pray for my back? It hurts all the time.

Had an old orange yesterday.
Tasted like shit tho.

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will do user. I've had enough of hating people on instinct. It's time I gave, even if only to anonymous for now.

>had enough of hating people on instinct
Thats pretty cool. I should work on that, im still in a really bad phase of not avoiding and albeit rarely instigating flame wars. Any tips? Probably just hide thread?

Burritos, they are delicious

well, I just realized that I didn't gain anything from being antagonistic. For me, life is about securing resources to achieve comfort whenever possible. I like browsing imageboards and I prefer to engage with people who share my interests and do so with whatever passion they can muster.
Mostly, I chase the feeling of getting hugs form family and friends. Amiable posts are the best I can do right now.

I made taco burgers with some ranch beans on the side. Was pretty okay, I forgot to get an onion to cook with the meat so it was a tad bland.

I deleted the previous post, but thank you, and good luck.

Can you post your fridge?

Delicious.
Used New England Clam Chowder instead of the broccoi cheese potato soup, so there's protein now

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I just had a peanut butter sandwich and a granola bar.

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>crunchy
Git gud

>go to really boojie upscale restaurant downtown to celebrate the birthday party of one of my normgroid roastie cousins I barely interact with anyway
>it hits me like a sack of bricks just how uncultivated, uncouth, poor, and grotesquely unattractive i am compared to all of the tall ubermensch in the restaurant with their stacy girlfriends and $400 a plate meals
fuck this shit I'm never eating at anything more expensive than an "upscale" fast food restaurant (five guys, Whataburger) again I simply don't belong