>fell for the "pee sitting down" meme
>now peeing standing up feels unnatural and i can't get a stream going otherwise
>fell for the "wear panties" meme
>boxer shorts and briefs feel fucking loose and uncomfortable now
>fell for the "moan like an anime girl while fapping" meme
>fucking cross my eyes and stick my tongue out and put up peace signs while moaning loudly and physically cannot stop myself from doing it when I get into it
I need to stop falling for this shit, seriously
how do I undo whatever is wrong with my brain
Fell for the "pee sitting down" meme
Wyatt Nelson
Leo King
>>fell for the "wear panties" meme
>>boxer shorts and briefs feel fucking loose and uncomfortable now
>>fell for the "moan like an anime girl while fapping" meme
>>fucking cross my eyes and stick my tongue out and put up peace signs while moaning loudly and physically cannot stop myself from doing it when I get into it
now u gotta throw ur whole life away the degenerate wont leave once its in u
Dylan Garcia
You're thread got me hard, you filthy degenerate.
>tfw no bro with benefits to sexually dominate
Anthony Gutierrez
>tfw no Reiko bf to make you fall fir the pink pill meme
Noah Nelson
i don't know about the rest of that but peeing sitting down is ok user. i've done it since i was like 8, i can't remember the last time i did it standing up. i guess i don't really leave home either though so i have a nice clean seat to sit on
Justin Hill
>boys unironically peeing sitting down
what do you think causes this?
Carson Sanders
>Fell for the duck off your best friend meme now is can't get his cocktail out my mouth
>Fell for the tranny meme now this hooked wants to plow my ass
>Fell for the incest meme now is can't play with my baby brother anymore
>Fell for the age is just a number meme and now I have to fucking move away from the school zone
>Fell for the cute trap gf meme she had a bigger boi clit than me.
WTF r9k you assholes
Lucas Martinez
user that's hot as shit, don't be upset, embrace this side of you and let it blossom into something great.
Gabriel Cook
I pee sitting down cuz it's way easier, faster, more comfortable, and I don't pee a little into my pants afterwards no matter what I do
Joseph Carter
i don't know, i guess i've just always been used to doing it that way. i have never used a urinal in my life either, i always got too nervous cause i didn't feel comfortable with anyone seeing anything. i also didn't like the noise it makes when you do it standing up, not in like an autistic way but more of a "other people hearing it" kind of way
Julian Martinez
I only sit down to pee when I also have to take a shit
Zachary Hall
>fell for the "moan like an anime girl while fapping" meme
Pretty comfy desu.
Normies dont know this feel.
Christian Peterson
I've always pee'd sitting down like even since I
was younger. Don't know why, but that's just how I felt comfortable doing it. Sometimes I pee standing up, like either way it doesn't bother me. I do feel more comfortable peeing sitting down.
David Ward
You are all kinds of stupid, don't fall for memes, become memes.
Chase Flores
>fell for the "moan like an anime girl while fapping" meme
Brayden Sanders
yikes nigga
is it that hard to look at yourself and realize what you're doin to yourself?
Isaiah Sanchez
thats pretty hot (and cute) user
Jace Collins
lack of spray control clearly
Isaac Watson
>not slav squatting every time you use the toilet
Blake Robinson
Is this really such a common thing among bots? who do you think started it?
Owen Price
>easier
>faster
>more comfortable [than the one arm supporting your weight against the wall position]