Friday night and you're all alone...

Friday night and you're all alone? Good loser! That means you can spend the whole night doing what really matters: jerking yourself stupid to censored anime girls.

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please post moar op

Good little beta! Censored hentai is what you deserve.

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eh i'd only want to be insulted and degraded by my waifu, some other bitch doing it just seems gross desu

Why not lean in and give her ass a kiss while you hump your hand?

Who's your waifu?~

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I'm not sure why this shit is turning me on, but I'm not happy about it

>Who's your waifu?~
that's top secret classified information buddy, i can't just go around yapping to people about something like that

Because you know it's what you need, sweetie! Just give in and make yourself stupid for censored girls~

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That's too bad. It'd be so fun to censor her so that you'd never see her naked again~

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I cant do that.
1. It doesn't agree with mein fuhrer
2. I've lost all sex drive and the only thing I want to do is die

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ah jeez man don't make me reconsider this

what does goon mean in this context?

Come on, you know that even if she was real, she wouldn't want anything to do with a pathetic pumpslut like you. Just give in!

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Is that C&D server still up and getting quality captions? How about that waifus blacked one?

Yes to the former, I don't know about the latter.

Tell me who your waifu is, I won't tell anyone else I promise

Soon enough, even seeing a black box will be enough to make you drop to your knees are start stroking!

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post moar based user

What the fuck is a gooner? I've seen that word before on these types of images.

Awww, doesn't it feel so nice to accept what you are?

Someone who jerks off constantly for long periods of time.

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this is getting idiotic

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it sure originally does

Post more and faster user, it's hard to be a gooner like this

I-I'm totally not into edging myself stupid to censored hentai..

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you'd have to censor the face for me to lose my boner bud

Y-yeah me neither user I'm not writing this with o-one hand

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But it's so much fun to keep you leaking your gross loser cum! Be sure to dribble in the trash, too~

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It's such a perverted and disgusting thought anyways. Who in their right mind gets aroused from being denied porn? Especially these weird captions. Ew...

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Imagine being so pathetic that instead of fantasizing about sex, you fantasize about getting rejected by drawings while you leak precum. Fucking freaks...

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its pretty annoying to get cucked when you never asked a girl out in the first place

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Yeah, I mean any sane male would be disgusted with this type of content right? Those weirdos

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stfu ur the one masturbating behiind ur monitor, im just watching the shit show, ur the freak faggot, this is r9k

as god is my witness, those dubs shall not go unchecked

I'm a virgin.
I'm a beta loser.
I'm addicted to masturbing.

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Come on user, you don't have to be mad just because you are aroused

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This thread is proof white genocide is real. You guys are happy to beat off into a tissue rather than even try to get with a woman.

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*masturbating
You know what I mean

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Censored porn makes me retarded.
My cum belongs in the toilet.
I deserve to be rejected.

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golly i wonder who this candy-loving freak is

Rejection feels good.
I love humiliating captions.
Fapping to uncensored porn is wrong.

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To be fair, being ugly means you get rejected if you try.

how low are ur standards mate?

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do i really have to? i was hoping to go out...

I am a failure.
I deserve to be laughed at.
Stroking is the only thing I'm good at.

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this is what christian morality does to men
shames them for masturbating so hard it turns them into cucks who get off to humiliation
as if we needed more proof that christcuckery is a jewish religion meant to emasculate white men

user, you're making me hard. You can't say things like that.

user i do not have religion, and i do not feel ashamed for masturbating and I never believed in god

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>censored porn
d-don't do this to me again i still haven't recovered from last time

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I creep girls out by existing.
I should never leave my house.
My fist is the closest thing to a girlfriend I will ever have.

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>censored porn is an actual fetish with tons of OC
This is the best timeline to be an irredeemable beta masochist

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You're really masochistic and it's getting to me.

I don't even like vaginas. They're disgusting. Penises and getting railed are much better. Anuses too.

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One of my biggest fantasies is to print out enough censored porn to plaster on every inch of my room. Every moment spent at home would be spent on my knees edging to every picture.

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Just imagine. This is the first image you see when you wake up.

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I should print out a censored pic to tape above my toilet. It's really the only place I deserve to cum.

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You should humiliate yourself further and only permit yourself to cum if your orgasm is ruined or if you do it after you take a dump.

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You're right. After all, if anything my cum is even more disgusting and worthless than my shit.

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Another one of these threads, just fuck off already

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user do you have a Discord? You're too self deprecating.

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Have fun having uncensored porn in your thread faggots

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I'm afraid I don't. But I love stroking with the other betas here!

>You're too self deprecating.

Does it turn you on?~

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Why do posts like these make me so fucking aroused..

>Does it turn you on?~
More than it should

Awww, sweetie! You just wanna join your fellow betas but you're too scared to admit it. But don't worry, we're all pathetic strokesluts here~

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I love fapping to censored porn with fellow virgins more than anything. The ultimate turn-on

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I know! Probably because it's the closest thing we'll ever get to sex.

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Yup. I will never get laid. I'm a KHHV and fuck does it make me aroused.

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Imagine how creeped out everyone would be if they knew just how pathetic we are. I mean, they already know we're pathetic, but imagine if they caught us drooling all over ourselves while we jerked off to censored anime?

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>its vagshit
>not glorious anime sissy hypno

No thanks

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>anime sissy hypno
This exists?

But I'm going to log into Moon Guard and jerk myself stupid to my gobbo getting used like a toy.

The humiliation would be indescribable. Word would spread around that I'm that one weirdo who faps to perverted stuff, constantly.
Of course I'd keep edging.

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Post the good shit then.

>Of course I'd keep edging.

That's impressive. I'd cum all over myself instantly. Then I'd use my cum as lube as I kept edging my limp, useless dick.

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I appreciate the effort this one probably took but goddamn nigga if I wanted to read a book I'd go take a shit.

Please post more.

>Then I'd use my cum as lube as I kept edging my limp, useless dick.
I actually came earlier once but when I saw this thread my hand instantly reached downwards.

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I've been edging nonstop for two hours now. God, we really are pathetic goontards.

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Jokes on you I'm hanging with some friends and getting drunk tonight!

checked
Also, I'd tell you to keep edging but I don't think I need to remind you~

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spankbang.com/24sg7/video/earn your release

best edging video I've ever seen. was just released a few days ago

I really hope this happens for real! It'll get harder and harder just to read what people post as I forget words and leak all over myself~

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Just as a warning for fellow betas: this is uncensored.

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Words are not important. All that matters is edging. Edging to sexy, censored anime girls~

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Unf feels so good ugggggh

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Feels good, hm? That's a sign that you should definitely keep going. Stroke, stroke, stroke.

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Mmm so good! Leaking feels wonderful! I can feel my brain dribbling out!

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Literally edging yourself stupid is such a wonderful feeling.
No unnecessary thoughts at all. Just black bars, humiliating text, and SFW women~

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I'm really stoned and demand immediate deletion of this thread of wait I can just reverse image search and find the original AND just go on /h/ haha i win again welp rip op ez pz lmao get gud saged rip gg btfo

I wanna get so stupid I cum in my pants the moment I see black bars on anime girls! I wanna reek of loser cum 24/7!

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>tfw user forces you to edge to a superior man using your waifu

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Soon the mere thought of censored porn will give you a raging erection, even in public. But don't worry, people will probably first realize that you smell like precum. Precum you built up after hours of edging.

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Maybe they'll even spit on me! Or pelt me with garbage! Oh God I'm so far gone and I love it!

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i love the idea of losers being turned into quickshot losers

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Wouldn't that be amazing? Their disgusted looks, their smirks. All while you hurry home, your sole thought being that you want to edge even more. More censored porn, more humiliation.

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Why stop there? We're so pathetic we shouldn't even be able to get hard. We should be trained to dribble in our pants even when we're totally limp!

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I won't even be able to make it home. I'll run into the nearest bathroom (or alley) I find and jerk off until my clothes are drenched in my cum. Then I'll come stumbling out while everyone gags at the smell of me.

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things like this just make me want to rape her
something inside me really wants to see what she'd look like with my hands clasped round her throat whilst i fuck the everloving shit out of her

Mmh. Of course everybody will instantly know what actually caused those stains. But their scorn just makes you hard again, doesn't it? Makes you want to fap to the most humiliating captions out there.

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incredibly degenerate thread ohpee

I'm so sorry I disappeared! I jerked myself so empty that I needed to recover, but I'm all better now~

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I will never give in to your degeneracy, demon of lust. In the end, I will triumph and I will find the fountain of purity from which I may cast these perverse thoughts away from my soul.

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