W-what do if the poop just wont come out?

w-what do if the poop just wont come out?

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Chug a pot of black coffee

Wait until it comes out or just come back later.

Massage your taint and area in front of your butthole, works for me

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Stick your fingers up your butt and pull it out

You can buy these instant mini-enemas that granulate your poops and make it come out easier. Don't push it or you'll give yourself a fissure

Loosen up.

Take a stool softener.

Lift up your toilet seat and crouch like the Indian street shitters. Sitting on a toilet makes you intestines sit at a weird angle not productive to pooping.

Eat more fiber you dumb ass nigger