W-what do if the poop just wont come out?

w-what do if the poop just wont come out?

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Chug a pot of black coffee

Wait until it comes out or just come back later.

Massage your taint and area in front of your butthole, works for me

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Stick your fingers up your butt and pull it out

You can buy these instant mini-enemas that granulate your poops and make it come out easier. Don't push it or you'll give yourself a fissure

Loosen up.

Take a stool softener.

Lift up your toilet seat and crouch like the Indian street shitters. Sitting on a toilet makes you intestines sit at a weird angle not productive to pooping.

Eat more fiber you dumb ass nigger

Squeeze harder dummy.

Get a cute boy to suck it out for me.

don't associate pure ringo with this disgusting post

>Ironically not a shitpost

Stool softener or a laxative.

Trust me, I'm user PhD

t. Dr. Pooper

Put your feet on a stool while you poop. You poop easier if your knees are above your butt.

you need more fiber in your body the...no seriously

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Drink a lot of water and eat a lot of veggies and fruits,fiber helps a lot but you might be a little swollen on the first days.For faster results eat plums and/or kiwi.Good luck

Oh my god why did you make this

Cuz he can't poop, duh

Reach in and get it

It's been two hours since you posted. Have you pooped or prolapsed yet?

w-w-w-what do you mean?

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dick in pooper

I just screw off the showerhead and push the opening of the showerhose against my butthole. If the stream is powerful enough it will get past the sphincter, but be careful so you don't overdo it. Flush enough water in there to feel "full", but have the toilet ready because it's coming out almost immediatly. I usually repeat it a couple of times.

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My mom taught me a trick in helping the poop slide out. You rub the knuckle of your left middle finger in between your right index finger and thumb. That or vice versa; you can also rub your chin with your thumb.

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Just to add, getting constipated is a common problem for me, most likely since I only live of hotdogs, spagetti, crisps and Coke Zero. I came up with this method since it became too expensive to buy "real" stuff from the drugstore.

Try squatting. When you sit your muscles aren't relaxed. When you squat your muscles relax and poop falls out more easily. Do not squat if you are a full adult man, you will break the toilet and cut off your legs on the broken ceramic as you fall. Get a squatting stool if you're on the heavy side.

Doodle me an example

If you can't piss dip your balls in a cup of warm-hottish water. It's like when you're in the shower and the warm water unleashes the floodgates.

eat Taco Bell

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Spread your ass cheeks and wiggle your butt. Works, but hurts like hell when the turd moves along.

reach your hand up there and pull it out

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2yCbnev water and greens