Hey mister, your pizza's here

Hey mister, your pizza's here.

Extra sausage, just like you ordered.

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I want to suck Sneaky's dick, but I also want to pound his ass.

Would unironically fuck this guy and he only has himself to blame for that.

I would do it/10
It's his fault for looking like that.

gay

super gay

extra gay

you have to be very flexible to achieve that both at the same time

thanks, you're on time.
oh, and no tip, you already have one.

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I'd drown the little shit in the pool and eat the pizza as he gulps for air.

What do you think his parents think of his crossdressing cosplay stuff? Are they embarrassed or do you think they support him.

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It's not gay if you say originally no homo.

Oh wow, haven't seen these pictures yet. I knew he did the Lux cosplay but hadn't seen these. He literally looks like he's about to be fucked.

Hard to believe he has a girlfriend. Hell, his girlfriend was the one who did his make up and probably took the pictures. How do you find a girl that fucking approves of her boyfriend dressing up in girls clothes and looks more feminine than she does? lol

his dad is probably really jelly. agp is hereditary and a lot of crossdressers have crossdressing fathers too.

Let's be real. His dad would totally fuck him if he had the guarantee that no one will ever know.

Sneaky porn when?

>delivering a pizza with the box open
get the fuck outta here

That's a pepperoni and pineapple pizza you absolute degenerate. Pucker up your butthole to amend this issue

>"He shitposted when no one else would"

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I don't believe that's a boy. I need proof.

>How do you find a girl that fucking approves of her boyfriend dressing up in girls clothes and looks more feminine than she does?
I don't know, but I hope I meet one

still cute to be desu

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same person thats what happens when you drink soooyt

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w-where's my drink?

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he's phenomenally cute

>Extra sausage, just like you ordered.

I know what that is supposed to mean. Honestly, it makes it better. You ever seen a close up of a vagina? Its gross.

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Sausage is for breakfast only, and only when you are REALLY hung over. Sage sausage for thanksgiving stuffing, chorizo for gumbo, other wise fuck sausage.

If there were a pizza delivery firm where you could specify that your pizza be delivered by a cute trap then I would order my pizza exclusively from that firm.

Looks like a wrinkled ear.

Real girls with fake dicks > Fake girls with real dicks

Post fucking trap porn or the thread will die.

What do you mean when you say agp?

I have no doubt he'll transition this year. You'll have a shot at it.

You seriously don't think he and Meteos weren't fooling around? They were like best friends and lived in the same house for like a year or more.

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>I have no doubt he'll transition this year. You'll have a shot at it.

To which you replied

>You seriously don't think he and Meteos weren't fooling around? They were like best friends and lived in the same house for like a year or more.

I don't understand where you're coming from, but of course they were doing SOMETHING together. It's obvious. Sneaky has a feminine predisposition, it's only a matter of time before he announces that he's cutting his dick off.

I was implying that Meteos and Sneaky were fucking each other or some crap. They always struck me as "really close" even for best friends. Meteos struck me as more like bisexual or gay even then Sneaky. Actually Sneaky seems pretty bisexual as well, like he'd be into guys.

Sneaky next in line for Dr. Phil

>armpit hair
GET OUT

Looks a little too close to me for comfort

You have a dick
go away faggot and kill yourself you freak.

Italian sausage is not breakfast sausage. What I don't understand is hamburger on pizza, and why it has to be these tiny burnt pellets instead of rich meaty chunks of cooked ground beef.

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>tiny burnt pellets

Gross, what pizza chain does that? What local pizzeria even does that? The main selling point of pizza is the toppings for fuck's sake.

imagine brutally fucking him

Autogynephilia. When you're turned on by the idea of becoming a woman.

>tfw no qt streamer bf to dress up in cute clothes
just end my fucking life

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>you were so androgynous that people could not tell your gender during your early 20's
>weird girls who like feminine men prey on you until you finally mature
>trap fad hits the internet
>it's too late since your hair is starting to thin and you finally display masculine features

I can't wank to this.

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