Any virginiabot wanna be a legend and lose their virginity to Chris Chan?

are you new?

sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat

This

it's quite disturbing to see what he's become actually, I wouldn't say he's as entertaining as he used to be

It's not about entertainment anymore. Now it's more like a morbid curiosity about how far a person can fall.

>tfw you actually want the 2000s back

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$50 is too expensive.

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I thought he hated gays wtf

I initially read this as he's giving out live tours of his house for $200, which is something I might have seriously considered if I was in the area, but 200 for a fucking video? jeez

2008:
>I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!
2018:
>Chris prostitutes himself

I'd consider.

If you do it can you film it.

I would do it just to go down in history as the guy who fucked chrischan.

DON'T
CALL
ANYONE

no, this has become more hilarious than anyone could have dreamed of. I wouldn't have believed this 10 years ago

first come first serve... wait hol up

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oh that makes sense....

the fuck is wrong with you people? using cult jargon, stalking a retard... sort your rooms out

Are you 16? Look at this retard's ego bruising for not knowing shit, nobody even said anything and he's lashing out

if you think thast's lashing out then you must truly be a sheltered little fagboy.

remember to drink up all your onions if you wanna grow up big and tall

Who turned Chris bisexual?

Quit deflecting you dumb teenager, you respond in memes, your brain is filled with youtube videos you barely understand so you're too stupid to see how easily read you are. Stay butthurt about a thread about an internet tranny

I've been following this autist for a decade my dude
using terms like tugboat make you a faggot and nothing less

Yeah no shit, zap that meme spouting teenager to the extreme in the stoneage

I want old chris back, when he was up to silly antics

things became unbearable when he became a tranny and now this...

>zap that meme spouting teenager to the extreme in the stoneage
kek

it's pretty crazy right? How things just keep getting worse as time goes on?

When does the cannibalism chapter of chris chan start? The satanism chapter?

I think when Barb dies, Chris will either die out of incompetence of how to take care of himself or he'll be committed somewhere.

I think some SJW will take him in.

Maybe lurk for a while and learn before posting newshit. Tugboat is the word HE uses.

This will be the start if the next saga

heh well if we're using CWC's lingo I think you meant it is the word SHE uses...

maybe you ought ta lurk a bit longer yourself huh, champ?

what's your deal dude?
pissed you can't afford the 100 USD to buy passage into Christine's celebrity BP?

Always funny how little newfags like you have to throw a fit when they get called out. Eat shit redditfuck.

Christine isn't your personal nostalgia teddy bear you freaks. She's a human being.

>Christine isn't your personal nostalgia teddy bear
no but chris is

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a human being who will take your duck in her boy china for a hundy bone

WTf hats literally no money at all... I get more just reposting nudes of girls wtf... and I thought that was shameful

Who is this weird ass woman that has been popping up in his Twitter posts lately defending Chris? Is she just an incredibly idiotic virtue signaller, or is it a troll, trying to gain his trust?

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Those two will be the "fun to watch crazy person" because it's of a group too obscure to be ruining the world
SOMEONE DO IT

I liked him better in the innocent striped jumper phase, I have a feeling he's just playing us now.

based SS statistcucks turning each other in to the feds cause he drew sonic as a pokemon

i think he's serious as fuck
he's a legend i support his homo phase as long as he's not scamming

I thought this was a joke. He's actually sucking duck for dollars? Fuck man, idk how mu h longer he can live. And we're all enablers.

>She's a human being.

A very retarded human being, but I get the point, the endless stalking and trolling did not made him any good. But without it, wouldn't his life be largely the same? In 2007 he was already a failure, now he's just redefining the whole concept, and most of that actually comes from him.

>cwc will turn into a trans lebian who sucks dick for money

I would not have believed it, and I was more pessimistic about his future than most.

He could at the very least get an african village nigress
Shed be as stupid as he is so theyd get along

Why is he trying to sell his stuff on eBay? Is he that hard up for money?

damned if we do, damned if we dont. we may as well enjoy this spectacle

I think there has never been more detailed record keeping about somebodys life than chrischan
Its like the truman show

I would have, but then Im old enough to see shit like this happen again and again. Margaret Kidder was sucking off men for sandwiches at one point.

Did his "vagina" grow anymore since he posted that pic of it the one time?

Anybody want to make a bets of when he kills himself?
Heads before 40 tails after 40

The never ending real life meme

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No, they may be stupid but they would not connect at all. Africans in Africa are much more socially sophisticated than the average westerner

>inb4 niiggers r dumb

He makes me appreciate my life

Does he know that prostitution is illegal, even for men?

What about an abo?
They could sniff petrol together

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He has literally been doing everything his autistic little brain can think of to make money for his mom since she doesnt work either since his father died.

Its not gay because he's a gurl now, silli boi

It really is, Chris is a testament to how broken a human being can be and still somehow stay alive. The fun part is that he hasn't even hit rock bottom yet. Once Barb dies he'll be out on the street as the bank finally forecloses on the house.

Somehow I doubt that. They live in mudhuts, and believe in magic.

There are people that pay monthly patreons for this...

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Wait, CWC has TWO boyfriends now?

Anyways I hope he doesn't actually go through with this. Hopefully someone will intervene.

>Chris got 1400 autismbux a month in 2014.
>In 2018 it is believed he is getting 1600 a month in autismbux
>He makes over 600 bucks a month on his patreon
>He is making hundreds on eBay every month.
>Now he's prostituting himself
What the fuck is he spending all his money on? He is literally making more a month than me and I make 15 bucks an hour working full time and have to pay rent unlike him.

they do have the mortgage to pay and i think he's got some legal fees again

also lego

He's in a lot of debt, and he keeps buying toys

WTF? CWC is admitting he blew guys? Just imagine if 2007 Chris could meet up with 2018 Chris.

Just imagine if a 2007 (You) could meet up with a 2018 (You).

They're the same Chris. Old Christ was just a homo in denial, and technically still is. All his anti-gay shit was him desperately trying to deny his gayness. And he became a woman to further deny it. Can't be a gay if you're a woman, right?

>cult jargon
Lurk moar, you fucking faggot. Everyone who's been here for more than 2 days knows about the monthly tugboat.

He's not a homo user, just really desperate. I almost became gay out of desperation before realizing it was too gross to me even if it might solve my loneliness. I think most men are willing to become a little bit homo if they are as desperate as some people on here, and CWC, are.

Chris doesn't date ethnics, newfag. This has been known since the Attraction Sign days.

It's really the same amount as anyone who posts personal info on social media except he's autistic and weird as fuck so it stands out to us.

I'm extremely submissive and I would never be prison gay. I don't think your assessment is true at all.

Latinas are OK so long as they're mixed and look white, like Jessica Alba. Not sure how he feels about asians, but darkies are the only confirmed NO

To be fair I was interested in topping traps, not being submissive.

Except he clearly has always had this weird obsession with not being gay, and now all of a sudden he's a woman and sucks cocks for money? There's more to this but I can't remember every piece of evidence. There's a good lecture on the subject, though i'm sure you've watched many videos about Chris. But this one is fun.
youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI

He was raised in a very conservative home that wouldn't even put him in special ed classes user. It's not like he has a secret fetish for black women or something because he refused to date black women.

Buckminster Fuller. He wrote about his life every day and kept all documents of himself

Well no, that part is normal. Refusing to date black women is nothing out of the ordinary for a white guy, Chris had no reason to lie about that. I think he just had to repress the homolust at least until his dad died.

>there are entire lectures and documentaries on Chris Chan now
His reasoning for that is he said he wasn't attracted to them and God gave him a "prophecy" that his wife and children will be white. Ironically he was approached by blacks at the mall during the attraction sign era but turned down the only girls he could actually feasibly get because of that.

I think he saw becoming a tranny as a way to get female attention from his trolls who were tumblr-leaning (remember they ended up befriending him?). I think years of his unhealthy lifestyle has warped his mind to being a homo tranny. Honestly I don't see him repressing it in his past, his mind just got worse over the years. What he is now is just sad.

One of the trolls told him to "get in touch with his female side" and he became a tranny. However, he's always been very feminine and even did the female positions in those sex videos all the way back before he was a tranny.

>black girls approached him
HOLY SHIT REALLY? Where they trolls or real people? I wouldn't mind dating a black girl because I'm not rayciss. If CWC can do it I can!

He went full tranny after being embraced at a LGBT parade or convention, I forgot which. He was still in the "tomgirl" phase before that.

We should get a HIV positive guy to cum in Chris's asshole, thus starting the AID's Saga

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's on the Sonichu wiki. It was when he had the attraction sign.

from turbo autist to disgusting faggot prostitute in a drag

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Maybe his new sweetheart?

don't be a petty fag

Why would you wish that on someone you evil fuck?

What type of tribal woman is this called?