Question to all girls (male) on this board

What one has to do to get a gf like you?

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Im very mentally ill so I need someone who can take care of me which is very difficult my mental problems are hard to handle
Then he also has to be decently attractive, love me for who I am, hygienic, be uncircumcised, and at least 6.5 inches dick, and also spend tons of time with me
Also he has to be straight and tell me im a real girl
I have very high standards for how shit I am, im very lucky to have a bf

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Pet my head and call me cute. That's it.
Me and so many other trans girls are so lonely and touch deprived that we'll melt from the smallest bit of affection.
I just Want to be loved and have someone to love. I just want someone to curl up next to and watch them play videogames.
I just want to cuddle damn it!

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tfw I'm tall and hit the gym twice a week but I come home to pretend I'm a little boy being abused by big futa girls

>mfw just finished fapping to this

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Stay away from trannies op
like the above said, they're all the worst qualities of women magnified. Theres no subtlety, they're going to randomly cheat on you or decide they look too manly today and refuse to talk to you. Theres no hope for the vile creatures. If anything just keep pushing them to kill themselves, as nature intended. Use their male name, call them dude, don't acknowledge them as women. Its for the best

Live near by and let me get to know you
That's about it

Can speak to that, I've been attempting to get a trap gf cause i thought it would just be gf without all the bullshit, boy was i wrong

>Actually thought it would be just like having a gf without the bullshit
Jesus how naive. I'm gay with a masculine bf and I have to deal with so much inane shit from him it's suicide inducing and I'm the one who's actually mentally ill in the relationship.

>be uncircumsised
so the guy whos whole identity falls upon having the wrong genitals and not wanting to be judged by their genitals is picky about other peoples genitals

color me suprised

pretty much this. just say nice things to me

Get along with me and live nearby.

My only 2 requients

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being a gymbound muscle bottom to a dominant petite girl (male) is the intelectual choice

yeah its a meme. Even worst, theres a bunch of kikes spamming propaganda about trannies being better than real women. This is false. For all the faults of women, they're mostly predictable. Trannies are not.

>Pet my head and call me cute. That's it.
>Me and so many other trans girls are so lonely and touch deprived that we'll melt from the smallest bit of affection.
>I just Want to be loved and have someone to love. I just want someone to curl up next to and watch them play videogames.
>I just want to cuddle damn it!
i can do that trap user but are u passable?

Well my identity doesnt fall on that, and nobody judges me on my genitals because I dont go around showing people my genitalis
Its just a little preference, I understand Im too picky for my own good but its just my preference

I can't help but find them attractive, but i wanted a partner who could love me and be as loyal as i am. But they are just crazies in dresses

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>twice a week
stats?
me
bench:235
pull ups:21
squat:415

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shit i meant to type 335. its a bad ratio but at least i can run and not get beaten up or mugged by spics and nigs.

>go to gym literally every day
>never once cared how much I could bench or squat
>just like lifting
Why the autism?

I would happily consider having a trap wife for life, if these conditions are met:

1)Admit you are a man, but a man who is my wife.
2)Promise to be absolutely honest, no exceptions.
3)No slutty history.

You don't have to look like a chick. Just drown in the loveboat with me, your captain!

Just get a boyfriend instead faglord.
> Just drown in the loveboat with me, your captain!
Holy shit you sound like a 60 year old homo.
Please tell me you're just an autistic neckbeard and not a literal grandpa browsing this board.

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it helps you keep track and progress

If you can't first be honest with yourself, you will not be honest with me. You are a man in a woman's role. That is objective.

That last line was extra cheesy, yeah. Glad I could bait an idiot like you into calling someone a faggot in a thread like this. Really highlights your disconnection from reality.