Be me

I mean, if you really want him to see and hear you.

You could always rent a van and drive it in a crowded place.

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>be me
>robot
>randomly meet girl on Jow Forums
>she's super nervous about showing a face pic
>send mine first
>she never responds
fully sik brah

People, including myself, who use Jow Forums are scum anyways, bro

You could try working really hard on your body. Perhaps if you have a banging body he won't mind your ugly face.

You should just give up, Chad doesn't deserve to be strung along like this.

That's not true I'm a virtuous person

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>be me
>robot
>randomly meet girl on r9k
>she's not interesting and takes more than 30 seconds to respond
>assume she's not interested and delete her
how do I meet a fembot gf that will cling onto me

Am OP. Would recommend you wait to let her respond.

first understand "fembot" is an oxymoron and then go to /soc/ because that is the board for contactfagging

"fembots" have a very short attention span. If you didn't meet her PRINCE CHARMING requirements within the first 5 sentences, you're likely to be dropped in the next few hours

What is everything you've ever wanted? I need this for future reference when seeing girls from r9k

>be me
>robot
>randomly meet girk on r9k
>she's everything I've ever wanted
>know if I show my face he'll immediately reject me and I'll be alone again
>I dare anyways
>she likes me
>a week goes by and she refuses to let me see her face
>ghost her

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how long though?

That is definitely not true and if there are people who are genuinely like that, they can not so kindly go and fuck themselves.
It was happenstance, first of all. Also I haven't talked to people to anyone in almost an entire year so I think I qualify. Am NEET.

>be me
>meet fembot on r9k
>shes everything i've ever wanted
>know that what I feel for her is love
>wait 4 years
>date her
>plan to marry now

crazy shit.

If he's from here he's got no standards at all

I'd wait an hour, at least, and this is if you contact her first (saying hello, ect). After that, I'd probably give up

>It was happenstance, first of all.
trying to hit girls up for contact details is never "happenstance" dude, go to /soc/ if you want to do that sort of thing instead of having conspicuous interest in talking to every """fembot""" you see

So I'm doomed. Got it.

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I didn't hit him up, he posted it and I thought, well fuck it, might as well try. Anyways, stop being such a pretentious faggot lol.

step 1. Quit pretending to be a girl for (you)'s
step 2. kys

What did he do that made him "all you've wanted"?

I'M JOKING user
you have a bit more than a week, just be genuine and get ready to show the pic.

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We have everything in common, he's really sweet and we get along fantastically. I don't know, maybe I'm rushing things and am being an utter retard but I can't help it.

Are you really, really sure you're ugly? There are some cute girls who are convinced of being ugly. Are you sure you're not one of them?

this is correct (and original) motherfucker what

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This could be the chance of your life, don't fuck it up.

>no fembot will ever feel this way about you

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The advice applies to him and all thirsty fucks on this board. I'm sick of faggots shitting up the place by giving undue positive attention to every poster who alludes to having a vagina, especially because it's 100% clear to everybody else he just wants to get his dick wet.

I'm saying this very seriously that I am. I know there are gals who will go "b-but I'm sooo ugly" for attention and be like 10/10 gorgeous models. It's not like that for me.

>showed fembot my face twice and she said I was really cute
>she won't she me hers

I miss her.

fuck that i'll give them 20 mins at most. regardless of who contacted who.

what is the first letter of your discord id, OP?

I'f you know for sure he will leave you because your ugliness, then honestly you have only once choice then. Tell him you're willing to let him do to you anything he wants sexually. No limits.

How do you even go about meeting people on r9k. interested for purely scientific reasons.

You really think so? I don't really have any redeeming qualities that I can't think of so maybe you're right.

you prowl the board looking for "femanon" here, pretend to be interested in whatever stupid shit she's saying and then drop a discord. it doesn't work 99% of the time and ruins it for everybody else but do it for long enough and some tranny will reply.

Discord posting threads. Fag mods move them to /soc/ though which is funny because the kind of person found here and in /soc/ is entirely different

Sorry
But it's like buying a lottery ticket
I keep hoping it's gonna work out

post timestamped tits to show sincerity. a man loves sincerity.

Describe what about you is ugly. The specifics about your face in other words

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That seems kinda like a robot-chad thing to do.

ugly means fat so lose weight

Acne, terrible teeth, giant nozz, chinky eyes and I'm not even asian, ect. The list goes on. The only thing I like about myself is I have really good eyebrows

the kind of person who joins those is pretty much the same demographic as /soc/, don't kid yourself

but I'm a virgin neet hikki who gets lonely sometimes and wants to talk to others

That's the exact reason I decided to try out talking to this guy, since people here are a lot like myself.

Well obviously. It's not a secret at all, is exactly how it is. There are anons who just talk to any female for a chance at some eventual pussy, your personal qualities don't really factor into it beyond whether they think they might have a chance. Men do this all the fucking time. It's night and day how those posters respond to presumably male posters who are saying similar things as their female target - they don't care. They're here for the chance at "fembot" pussy. The more this appears successful, the more anons who are going to come from /soc/ to try their hand at contacting an easy "fembot".

what's your race then

ok but are you fat

I have no experience with guys at all so I mean it's not really something I'd know. Should I just give up then?

it's usually not robots who do this

>poorly disguised orbiter thread
>/r9kpolbant/ falls for it every time

Some guys genuinely are just lonely and want someone to talk to.

Nope, just have a terrible face.

Just wear makeup.
Originsl

The masterrace. Obv joking but I'm white.

if you aren't fat you are an automatic 5/10

>be me
>be femanon
>meet cyborg off of r9k
>get feelings for each other
>we fuck things up for ourselves because we both fucking suck
>one day search for cyborg's real name
>find a picture of him smiling with big ol caterpillar eyebrows
he's not bad-looking, what's with the meme of r9k anons looking like trainwrecks?

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Excellent joke, a real knee slapper. Being a comedian is your future.

This is just how men are. Not all men admit it or acknowledge it but their behavior says it all.

This user is wrong, hardly any guy is just "lonely", he specifically wants female attention (because it's ultimately about getting pussy) and once again your personal qualities are irrelevant

not joking, you're actually above average if you live in the u.s considering 60% of the population are overweight fat fucks

that's what the board itself is for you silly billy. people who use it as a discord advertisement site are doing it wrong.

You're wrong, m8. Very very wrong.

Welp. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that no one would ever genuinely care about me.

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That's legitimately true. The MAJORITY of young American women are overweight or worse. If you're skinny you're better than the majority of other young women. Weight is even more important than facial symmetry. Obviously only speaking for White men. Niggers love fat chicks for some reason.

Looks ratings are based on age groups. 60% is skewed up by older age groups who are irrelevant.

I think I could. Stop listening to that faggot.

No need to be in denial about the state of mankind. This behavior is extremely common.

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What is wrong with your face? Why do you think that he won't like it?

Any wanna add me originally

Common, yes. Always, no.

yeah... if you are a girl sorry user I already have enough boy friends

Even now this user is exemplifying it lol

Caring for someone doesn't mean you want pussy.

I wish you both luck lol

Pretty much always in this case of people on this board. This is the MO of a contactfag.

I met my gf in a thread here on Jow Forums.

If he likes you, then he will never think you're ugly. Just go for it OP.

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More than likely you wouldn't give a single shit if that user wasn't alluding to having a pussy. You know it's true.

show me your face, i promise to love you unconditionally

I've talked to numerous guys on here to help with their problems.

What does physical contact with a warm soft fleshy female feel like?

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I'm sure you have user, I'm sure you have.

Assuming you're talking about a human female, I'd guess it would feel the same as a man?

Then he will probably like you and if he doesn't it's better to get it over with sooner than later

das gay user don't even think about it

>Assuming you're talking about a human female, I'd guess it would feel the same as a man?
bullshit
Women are really soft and smell nice

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>female from r9k adds me
>she has an absolute fuck ton of people added
>I find out by checking mutual friends of a few people
>she ignores me for most of the day
>catch her being active on discord servers while not responding to me
Am I just being paranoid or does this sound pretty bad? I just want someone who might actually doesn't talk to hundreds of other men

>talk to attention whore
>surprised she has a lot of contacts
yes it's pretty fucking bad, user. this is why you don't bother with women online, even real life women aren't as slutty.

>she claimed she only talks to a few people
I wonder where I went wrong, trusting a woman or just talking to one in general.
I've considered just finding a trap gf instead but that's kinda going for people that have even more people to talk to