Fembots, what is your ideal dick like?

first post scary post

pic related is 11/10
that's not what i said

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Uhm I don't like it when the foreskin hangs over the top of the dick and gets all wrinkly like the sleeve of a sweater. IDK how common that is.

I like a nice meaty dick that has some girth to it. I don't really care about size that much. I've seen a lot of dicks and I honestly don't know which one was the biggest/widest, but I will say that if I have to choose between length and girth I will choose girth every time.

mine goes just past the peehole

wow that's a really nice one. is that your boyfriends?

no, it's some guy from tumblr

out of curiosity, do you like giving head?

what's the consensus about veiny dicks? personally i like mine, it looks mean as fuck

I really like the one in the picture. I prefer uncut.

Not that user but I enjoy it as long as it's with the right guy and he doesn't make it into a dominance/submission thing.

Personally, I prefer smooth or lightly veined.

I have the dick and loads to satisfy

I'm fine with veins. I don't really care what it looks like; it's more about performance for me.

reminder there are no actual females itt

>Not that user but I enjoy it as long as it's with the right guy and he doesn't make it into a dominance/submission thing.

This is untrue. Its way more fun when they do that.

how come anywhere else people say they prefer cut but on the r9k they say they prefer uncut

Thank you for your reminder, user, it has been duly noted.

Really? To each her own, I guess, I don't really get that scene :P

I like cut. It seems more sanitary, somehow.

how come no one posted the greatest meme ever?
>"size doesn't matter"

No homo but I'm a guy and that's a really nice dick

people have woken up.
most women don't even pretend or say this is true anymore

I know in Ameriga women usually prefer cut cause that's what's normal, but for me, part of it is I didn't know how much being cut sucked for men. The more you learn, I guess.

That's not true necessarily

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idk, people say you lose nerve endings and feel less pleasure after being cut but i have a friend who got cut when he was like 16 and he noticed absolutely no difference

I think it's really hot when the girl is kind of dominant. Like when you do it so good that he squirms

No haha I like making him fall apart, I don't like it when a dude is like "yeah suck my big cock you slut" like it's a porno. Thank god I've never been with a guy like that.

Haha I don't blame you, I'm a guy and I don't think that's hot at all.

I like it nice and sensual, with some nice licks and kisses, lots of saliva, foreskin play, etc. It is way hotter to me if the girl is in control rather than like what you say.

calling them a slut is hot. just cause you're an autist who can't handle not being in control doesn't mean all girls are

I have never seen a penis in person before but ideally it would be a non-intimidating penis

Do any girls like small dicks?

Just cause I don't like being called a slut doesn't mean I'm a control freak. I like getting oral while I'm on my back and he's "in control".

"getting oral" is dominant as fuck. you prove my point
you don't like being called a slut cause your feefees get hurt too much or something? :(

"receiving oral", then, sheesh.
And yes a guy calling me a slut or whore in bed "hurts my feelings".

Have you ever had your ass in a guy's face? I want a girl to do this to me but I'm afraid to ask

Not a fembot but my dick is ideal

Color's nice too. Cocks that glow are cocks that flow.

I would never say anything like that, I would rather give you hugs and tell you how beautiful you are

Do you like deep pink uncut heads?

Like this hunny

Its manufactured there ya dingus

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>like
No
>love
Yes

Have you ever made one explode with your mouth?

if single word insults hurt you then you need therapy

You mean like I'm on my stomach? Can't say I have, I prefer the traditional way.

>cocks that glow are cocks that flow
Kek

Thank you fellow vanillanon

Only drain. I am vampyre.

I'm not even vanilla, I like eating ass. But I'm respectful and I want any girl who's with me to feel special and loved.

Already in therapy.
And it's not like it makes me run away crying, I just don't like it. I'm not a slut or whore for enjoying sex.

So you mean you swallow the nut right out?

at least you're not the kind of whore who brags about her sexuality to virgins on Jow Forums, oh wait...

I meant facesitting but yeah that too.

Would you be okay with giving a footjob if your man wanted one?

Hm, facesitting and footjobs dont really turn me on per se, but I would be open to trying it.

Or maybe 69, it's good because you can give and receive oral the same time

short-semi-thick-curvy-little titties-fat ass
yep just how i like em

Maybe, I have heard that 69 isnt so great bc its too much to try and focus on both your oral technique and letting yourself feel the pleasure.

that makes a lot of sense. I would love for a girl to at least sit on my face and play with my dick

how long does it usually take for you to make a guy cum with oral?

I agree with this. I'd rather put all the focus on him instead of him being distracted trying to please me. It's better to take turns.

I can get a guy to finish in about 10 minutes of just oral. Sometimes I like to mix sex in between oral sessions, and that makes it take longer, and then I like to finish him off in my mouth.

do you swallow? and what's the quickest you ever made a guy cum?

I do swallow. I try to mix up techniques to see what he likes and what works for him. My signature move is to let the tip of his dick touch he back of my throat while I'm working him hard and fast.

If I'm 5 inches right now that I'm fat and only jerking off, how bigger can I expect my dick to be once I lose more weight and actually have sex with a girl will my penis be longer?

I prefer having my vagina, but I guess a 7-8 incher would be pretty swell.

that sound really good! do you soften the pressure when he starts cumming?

Yes, when he starts cumming I back off and just sort of suck on the tip. I also like to reach behind his balls while he cums.

Usually around 10-15 minutes to come. But I prefer blowjobs as foreplay.

And I know thousands of people on forums saying their cut dicks feel numb or that restoring was the best thing they ever did. Also your friend doesn't have 16 years of exposed dick head, it'll get worse with time, it's hard to quantify pleasure but it will get harder to masturbate eventually, it won't be as satisfying and he'll be more prone to getting death grip because of it.

there are a million other reasons forced circumcision is wrong anyway

it's not just common, it's natural, you brain washed jew whore

she prefers uncut dicks, dude. she just meant that she doesn't like excessively long foreskin

my cut dick gets really abrased by my underwear or my bathtowel. it fucking sucks.

Can I see it prigono

How badly do you want to see it though

Yay or nay to this cock?

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Indeed
Correct

Probably like 6-7 inches, decent thickness, clean and not bumpy, uncircumcised, shaven with a little pubes around it.

Just a nice normal one.

I bet I can make you cum in 4 minutes. I deepthroat when you cum too.

Okay. discord desu

>discord

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Leave yours and Ill add you

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the head looks kind of big proportionately, but it's cute. i like the stuff beading at the top, can't tell if it's precum or lube. do guys use lube or lotion to jerk off or is that just a meme

attached to a ten year old boy

>it's another "stop liking what I don't like" reply

Supposedly guys who are uncut wouldn't need it because they have the extra skin to jack with. I'm cut though, and I've never used it once. Big inconvenience and I doubt it would do much.

i use spit

that's definitely precum

Not too big. About as big that I could grab it with one hand and have the head and a some of the shaft sticking out, but not being able to grab with two hands and having the head and shaft being exposed. Anything in the range of 5.0 to 5.9 inches seems perfect.
The one in the image seems good, it's just a bit too fat and maybe too long by like 0.1-0.3.
Looks too chubby aswell.

spit always

Ideally, about 7 to 8 inches
Not too thick, but not too thin either
Uncut
A little curved
Big low hanging balls because it's heaven when they slap the clit

about 6 inches. thick enough to stretch a little but not enough to hurt if he goes rough on me. uncut.

2D, 16 inches long, 4 inches wide, nubby and light skinned. Uncut, obviously and musky.