ITT: what makes you a no-hope loser? I'll start

ITT: subtle bragging disguised as despair

I'm only 21 so I still have hope. Honestly it isn't about sex for me. Obviously sex is important but marriage and companionship is really what I long for. I just don't want to be alone

That's kind of hot and there is not much more alpha than impregnating foreign savages and bouncing.

>tfw visionlet
>tfw brainlet
>tfw lanklet
>tfw beardlet

I feel you, I've had watch so much porn that at this point the only thing that will make me happy is to cuddle with a girl who understand me and loves above all.

women often fake interest on me just to go back to sucking chad's dick once they are not obligued to talk to me anymore

>didn't lose my virginity till i was 18

GET the fuck out of here normie

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Damm, I want to lay down, both of us in the garden, looking at the stars telling jokes and planning a future with both of us together.

I just want to hug a girl who loves me.

so fuckin' what? theres a lot more to life then focusing on losing your virginity?

I understand that. Porn really does fuck with your head. I am happy that I stopped watching that stuff. I know it sounds like I am exaggerating but once I finally decided to quit, I felt liberated. I had always tried in the past to quit but the final time, I knew that it was for real. If you have not already, you should do the same user.

Maybe it's because you can't spell obliged.

>25
>kv
>NEET
>never had a job
>no friends
>brainlet
>ugly
>autism to top it off

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i just didn't want to say forced, alike to my life, each time i try to improve it backfires

>not a virgin
Normie get out

>Immigrant from some post communist shithole living in usa
>23
>Only have had sex with Backpage hookers
>Probably won't finish college
>Probably will be a wagecuck for the rest of my life
>No friends
>Probably will never get married and have kids

At least I have a loving family

>loving family
Must be nice

Tfw you'd get a boner and ruin the hug

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>implying that wouldn't make it better

Boners make everything but sex uncomfortable.

but that's wrong
this is an original comment

Same as most actual robots. I'm a loser, who doesn't really have any friends, and I don't have any goals in life. I could be anything, but I don't want to be anything other than dead. I can't help the way I feel, and drugs don't really help, yet I can't even kill myself. Bought a gun a year ago and still haven't used it. Just stuck until I can kill myself
>inb4 you don't want to die
Probably, but I know I'll have to sooner or later

Life is strange, people are weird

>manlet
>awkard around everyone i meet
>constantly spewing spaghetti from pockets
>sheltured childhood
>the closest female friend is my cat
>the closest I've ever been with a girl is when i picked up her pencil in class
At this point Probably gonna end up killing myself before I turn thirty.

depends on how attracted to you she is desu

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>ruin
user is a confirmed virgin

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>tfw every "friendship" I form is always superficial and ends up dying after a few months
It's possible to be lonely while not being alone, right? I have a few "friends", but I don't matter to them. I just want this gnawing feeling of emptiness to go away.

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still haven't lost my virginity at 28

live at home, walls of house are thin, can hear my parents around as a constant reminder of the fact i still live with them

have never had a paying job

don't have a car

spent a lot of my inheritance money on lottery tickets

currently NEET

unmotivated to do any self improvement

back on r9k after 4 years of not being on here

>20
>still a virgin
>was a loner from k-12 and still am
>socially awkward af
>don't know how to talk to people, especially women
>average looking
>overweight
>still living with parents

>never held hands
>never kissed
>never had sex
>I'm 29 yo
Not a loser though.

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>22
>5'5"
>almost fully bald
>KHHV and no friends
>have a useless STEM degree
>live at home and never had a job

20 years old khv neet
man it has really sunk in how horrible that 2 of (what should have been) my best years are completely gone, and that i have no prospect of ever being a normal person with a social life

>didn't lose my virginity until I was a freshman in highscool

I've only had sex with two girls and one prostitute in my whole life I'm such a loser

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i self sabotage a lot. also i have no work ethic

>no work ethic
same, i'm lucky to have a job that amounts to "talk to autistic students for 1-2 hours a day" since if i had a normal job i'd probably just fuckin die

>he lost his virginity

So what is there besides sex and companionship? Explain yourself.

Became a priest to try and avoid the fact that I'm not good with nor have I ever been in a romantic relationship.

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I only had sex with 1000 girls. It should have been 2000. I'm such a loser.

You obviously made this thread to brag about losing your virginity earlier than most robots, I prefer to stay a miserable virgin for the rest of my life than compete about my sex life on an anonymous image board

Average age pepole lose their virginity is like 17.5

Is there supposed to be something wrong with that? I thought it was normal.

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>lost virginity at seventeen
>twelve years later that was the only one I ever had sex with

This motherfucker lost his virginity.
Fuck out of my original board.

>girl touched my dick with her hand in my pants pocket when I was 14 with another girl sitting next to her
>"you wanna go to our room tehehehehehe :3"
>managed to talk myself out of the situation and go back to the guys dorm where all my roommates confront me asking wtf am I doing

Phew almost lost that V card but still have it 7 years later

I have phimosis. I'm 26 and live in a conservative household.

>didn't lose my virginity till i was 18
25 khv get on my level kid

I had no threesome yet, even though I'm 25 ... You can still come out alright op

>having s*x
>losing your virginity
GET THE FUCK OUT

Only had 13 girlfriends by 16.
Please help, I'm so lonely