>mum gets home from shopping
>open fridge
>see this
What do?
Mum gets home from shopping
Xavier Cox
Austin Nguyen
She is trying to tell you that she wanted a daughter instead
Jordan Watson
Become a cute girl I guess
Cameron Rogers
If onions were cheap I'd try it
Isaac Moore
open mouth really wide
Ayden Moore
>vanilla
>coffee
>chai
>coco
idk those sound like some good flavours why would anyone have a problem with this?
Juan Bailey
Guess I'm getting prescribed HRT and buying some dresses.
Jacob Gray
ummm mommy why are you buying so much onions? You don't actually believe that meme turns you into a girl? if this is a joke mommy its pretty bad
Adrian Nelson
Well shit I guess it's time to grow a pair of tits and get an insatiable urge to go to the DNC
Xavier Ward
why get the liquid when you can get so much more with the powder for the same price?
Nolan Anderson
Wtf is that? Shampoo?
Eli Campbell
Go back in the living room and play my nintendo switch
Tyler Ortiz
Look for the green version, it must have some real protein in it
Isaiah Diaz
>have minor heart attack
>slam fridge shut in disbelief
>open it back up
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>immediately yank open freezer
>thank kek, tendies still here
>phew
>reach way back there, yes cumshitsicles still there
>take two stick one in my ass put the other in my mouth
>heat oven throw some tendies in
>drink some soilent
Lincoln Richardson
I'm honestly getting curious as to what these taste like considering they've been memed so much.
Adam Rogers
>reee so hard i enter an alternate dimension
later virgins
Jason Jones
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOM WHERE'S THE ACTUAL FUCKING FOOD I KNOW I'M VEGAN BUT I CAN'T MAKE GAINS OFF OF THIS YOU IGNORANT WHORE
Jose Robinson
shes trying to turn you into a little girl.
take her out now user before its to late.
Nolan Edwards
so try it. one bottle won't grow you a pair of tits
Robert Bailey
We live in middle of nowhere and poorfags. I'd be far more angry she spent that kind of money then anything. As well amazed she she found a store within 100 miles that sells this shit.
Eli Anderson
>shilling this hard
You probably went and saw Avengers Infinity War too because they had a paid local news segment vouching for it, didn't you?
Nathaniel Collins
Have one on me, the first one's free.
Noah Cook
>Avengers Infinity War
An old lady asked me if I saw that today. Said she asked because im a MAN.
Charles Jones
My HRT contains an immensely higher amount of estrogen than anything in those bottles
Ryan Fisher
Drink them idiot
Owen Butler
the plastic from the bottles themselves have more estrogens than the onions protein isolate.
Dominic Stewart
b-b-b-b-but pewdiepie said it's a different kind of estrogen and it doesn't turn you into a g-g-g-g-girl
Landon White
Even a thousand wouldn't. The soi meme is overblown.
Levi Sanchez
Why did he say that it doesn't turn you into a girl? I thought it did.
Joseph Adams
>Have one on me, the first one's free
Isn't this a redundant statement?
Brandon Turner
>Isn't this a redundant statement?
You're absolute right and correct.
Zachary Johnson
This is making me feel mildly upset.
Jaxson Morgan
drink water instead to hydrate myself you should do the same.
Liam James
Drink the ONIONS drink the ONIONS drink the ONIONS drink the ONIONS drink the ONIONS drink the ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS oh yeah delicious ONIONS!
Brandon Sanchez
>All the testosterone
Pure unadulterated ONIONS!
Josiah Thomas
>What do?
GLUG GLUG GLUG