JUST A SMALL TOWN NEET

WELCOME TO Jow Forums WE'VE GOT TRAPS AND GAMES
WE GOT NOTHING YOU WANT HONEY AND NO ONE KNOWS ARE NAMES
WE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT NO WOMEN WANTS OR NEEDS
WE HAVE NO MONEY HONEY , PEOPLE SAY WE ARE A DISEASE

Jow Forums WELCOME TO Jow Forums
WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR SHUN N N N N N N KNEES KNEES
UH I I WANT MOMMY TO MAKE SOME TENDIES

WELCOME TO Jow Forums WE TAKE IT DAY BY DAY
WE ALL JUST WANT TO DIE AND LIVING ARE HELL IS THE PRICE WE PAY
YOU'RE A VERY SEXY GIRL WHO I COULD NEVER PLEASE
I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BOOBS , NO WAIT DONT RUN FROM ME.
ON Jow Forums IN Jow Forums
STILL WAITING ON MY MY TENDIES
OH WE WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM

this is a gold thread.

HELLO?
ARE THERE ANYMORE TENDIES?
JUST NOD IF THERE ARE TENDIES
IS THERE ANYMORE TENDIES
COME ON, NOW
IM FEELING DOWN
WELL I CAN EASE THE PAIN
GET ON MY FEET AGAIN
RELAX
ILL NEED SOME ROCKSTAR
JUST THE BASIC /SIP/
I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE IT HURTS
THERS SO MUCH PAIN, NON RECEDING
A DISTANT OVEN SMOKES OF NUGS ON THE HORIZON
I ONLY EAT TENDIES IN WAVES
MY LIPS MOVE BUT YOU CAN HEAR ME EATING
WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I HAD A NINTENDO
MY HANDS FELT GLUED
NOW IVE GOT THAT FEELING ONCE AGAIN
I CANT EXPLAIN YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND
THIS IS HOW I AM
IIIIIIIII HAVE BECOME COMFORTABLY NEET

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>THERS SO MUCH PAIN, MY HAIRS RECEDING
ftfy
Otherwise based thread user

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Lol thats a good alteration user, glad you enjoy

This brings me bacc, we need more of this. Keep it up user

Jow Forums YOUR A BIG BOY MOVE OUT
LIVING THE NEET LIFE DONT WANT TO BE A WAGIE SOME DAY
YOU GOT SHIT ON YOUR FACE
MOMMY CALLS YOU A DISGRACE
NORMIES KICKING YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE
SINGIN

GET A GET A JOB FAGGOT
GET A GET A JOB FAGGOT

Jow Forums BE A MAN NOT NEET
MOMMY SHOUTING IN THE STREET MOVE OUT OF THE HOUSE SOME DAY
YOU GOT TENDIE CRUMBS ON YOUR FACE
YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE
STOP PISSING ALL OVER THE PLACE

GET A GET A JOB FAGGOT
SING IT
GET A GET A JOB FAGGOT

I'm trying user. I'm plenty drunk so ill go till i pass out

THE SCREEN GLOWS WHITE ON THE LAPTOP TONIGHT
NOT A NORMIE TOO BE SEEN
A LIFETIME OF ISOLATION
AND IT LOOKS LIKE IM THE NEET
THE FEELS ARE BOILING OVER LIKE THE SWIRLING STORM INSIDE
COULDNT KEEP IT IN MOMMY KNOWS IVE TRIED
LET IT GOOO, LET IT GOOOO
CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE
LET IT GOOO, LET IT GOOO
TURN AWAY TIE A ROPE
BE A GOOD BOY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
CONCEAL DONT SPILL DONT LET THEM WIN
WELL NOW ITS SPILLED

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>CUT MY TENDIE INTO PEICIES!
>USE MY LAST GOOD BOY POINT!
>BARBEQUE SAUCE!
>HEAVY BREATHING!
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK CAUSE I'LL NEVER BE BREEDING!

MY NAME IS PEPE
I LIVE ON THE BASEMENT FLOOR
I LIVE DOWNSTAIRS FROM YOU
YES I THINK YOU'VE SMELLED ME BEFORE
IF YOU HEAR SOME LOLI LATE AT NIGHT
SOME KIND OF MOANING SOME KIND OF SLAP
JUST DONT ASK ME WHAT IT WAS
JUST DONT ASK ME WHAT IT WAS
JUST DONT ASK ME WHAT IT WAS

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I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM GOING
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I'VE BEEN
JUST SITTING ON MY COMPUTER BROWSING Jow Forums
AND I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. IM JUST GOING TO WASTE ALL OF MY TIME
HERE I GO AGAIN, HERE I GO AGAIN

THO I KEEP ASKING MOMMY TO MAKE ME TENDIES
THAT BITCH IS BEING LAZY
I LORD I JUST WANT TO AN HERO
CAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO WISH I COULD JUST DIE IN MY DREAMS

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN
LIVING IN THIS ENDLESS HELL IVE ONLYKNOWN
LIKE A ROBOT I WAS BOURNE TO WALK ALONE
AND I'VE MADE UP MY MIND, THAT LIFE WILL NEVER BE FINE

CAN YOU SMELL THAT?

AH /SIP/

OW WAH AH AH

OW WAH AH AH

OHG! OHG!
OHG! OHG!
OHG! OHG!
DROWNING DEEP IN MY SEA OF LOATHING
BROKEN THE TOASTER OVEN
WILL YOU GIVE ME TENDIES
IT SEEMS WHATS LEFT OF MY WOJAK SIDE IS SLOWLY CHANGING IN ME
WILL YOU GIVE ME TENDIES
LOOKING AT MY OWN REFLECTION
WHEN SUDDENLY IT CHANGES
VIOLENTLY, IT CHANGES
OH NO, THERE IS TURNING BACK NOW
YOUVE WOKEN UP THE PEPE IN MEEEEEE
GET UP, COM ON, GET DOWN WITH TENDIES
GET UP, COM ON, GET DOWN WITH TENDIES
GET UP, COM ON, GET DOWN WITH TENDIES
OPEN UP YOUR /SIP/ AND LET IT FLOW INTO ME
MOMMY,GET UP, COM ON, GET DOWN WITH TENDIES
MOMMY NOOOO DONT FORGET MY TENDIES
PLEASE ILL SAVE UP MORE GOOD BOY POINTS
NO NO NO FUCK YOU MOMMY
TENDIES!!!!!! NAOOOO!!!
MOMMMY IM HUNGGRYY
PLEASE WHY DONT YOU MAKE ME MORE TENDIES
MORE YOU WHOREEEE

OH WAH AH AH!

WHY, OH WHYYY,
HAVE MY MANTITS GOTTEN SWOLLEN
MOM'S BEEN FEEDING ME NOTHIN' BUT ONIONS

OH I FEEL LIKE BROWSING REDDIT
WHY STRUGGLE WHEN I'M JUST A NEET
I'LL FEEL AT HOME WITH THE MAYMAYS
NECKBEARDS VIRGINS AND ONIONS GUYS

I'LL JUST LET CHAD TAKE CARE OF IT
AND CUT OFF MY PENIS

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TENDI SMELL HANGS LIKE A DEAD MAN
FROM A WHITE OAK TREE
OLD FAGS SITTING ON Jow Forums
THINKING HOW THINGS USE TO BE
NORMIE NIGHT
NORMIE NIGHT

Jow Forums SHES CHANGING
NORMAL FAGS MOVING IN
TRAP POST EVER WHERE
CAN'T FIND A REAL GIRL IF I DARE

Jow Forums USE TO BE DANK AND PRETTY
A PLACE FOR NO NORMAL MEN
BUT NORMIES STARTED RAIDING
THIS SITE WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

i had to get off the 80s rock

IMAGINE THERES NO NORMIES
ITS EASY IF YOU TRY
NO FEELS INSIDE US
ABOVE US ONLY SMILES
IMAGINE BETA UPRISINGG SHOOTING DOWN THE CHADDS AHH
IMAGINES ALL THE TENDIES
IT ISNT HARD TO DO
DIPPING IN SAUCE AND MAYO
AND IN KETCHUP TOO
IMAGINE ALL THE TENDIES SLURPING EVERYDAY YOUUUU
YOU MAY SAY IM A ROBOT
BUT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
I HOPE SOME DAY YOU'LL JOIN US
IN THE BETA REBELLION AS ONE

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47 ROBOTS LIVING IN A BACK STREET
STRESSED OUT, FOAMING FOR TENDIES AT THE MOUTH ALL IN THE SAME HOUSE
SITTING IN THERE BEDROOM WAITING FOR THE BIG BOOM
I'M IN MY BEDROOM WAITING FOR MY TENDIES

MOMMYS SO MEAN I DONT CARE
SHE BETTER GET MY TENDIES CAUSE IT AINT FAIR
I'LL BEAT HER WITH A BAT THAT I LIKE BEST
WANTING MY TENDIES
WHILE THINKING ABOUT GIRLS WITH BIG BIG BREASTS

WELL MOMMYS IN HER UNDIES NOT COOKING MY TENDIES
I'M ON Jow Forums TAKING TO Jow Forums
I GOT A GUN LOADING UP THE DRUM
GOING TO SHOOT IT UP SHOOT IT UP
BECAUSE I GOT A BIG GUN

YOU WERE POSTING WITH YOUR BETAS IN THE THREAD
FALLING BACK ON OBITERS, I WONDER WHAT YOU CAME TO SEE
I WAS NEW IN TOWN THE BOT WITH THE VIRGIN WALK
I NEVER WAS A QUITTER, OBLIVOUS TO STACIE TALKS
AND WHEN I LOOK BACK ON THOSE IGNORED POSTS
THE STAINED SEAT THE LONELY NIGHT
I AM A NEET I SEE THE LIGHT

MISS AUSTISM BOT
MAKING OUT WE GOT THE LO-FI ON
YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE
YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE

This thread just made me smile for the first time in weeks...thanks user

do the Mr. Belvedere theme
or the Cheers theme
op pls

TRYING NOT TO AN HERO YOUR SELF IN THE WORLD TODAY
TAKES EVERY THING YOU GOT
TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL THE NORMIES
IT SURE WOULD HELP A LOT
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HIDE AWAY
SOME TIMES YOU WANT TO GO
WHERE NOBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME
AND THEY DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU CAME
YOU WANT TO BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE
EVERY ONES LIFE SUCKS ALL THE SAME
YOU WANT TO BE WHERE NOBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME

YOU WANT TO GO WHERE ANONS KNOW
THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP THE SAME
YOU WANT TO GO WHERE NOBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME

Tendies on the china
Been Outta mustard before...
Who cares?

When you drop kicked your bucket
As you came through the door
shit everywhere!

But sometimes things turn 360
And no normies spared

All hands look out below
Hes changing
Ksgs shell-lel

Gonna need all
The tendies that
We can get

According to our new arrival
Life is more than meme survival
We just might live the NEET life yet

beautiful
abso-fucking-lutely beautiful

CHADS AND STACIES OF EVERY AGE
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE?
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
THIS OUR BOARD OF R9K

THIS IS R9K, THIS IS R9K
ROBOTS FAPPING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
THIS IS R9K, EVERYBODY MAKE A SCENE
SHITPOST TILL THE GOOK KILLS THIS SITE
IT'S OUR BOARD, EVERYBODY REE!
ON THIS BOARD OF R9K

someone do Frank Sinatra - Blue Moon
or DIon - The Wanderer

/b/iscord
join our discord
sqDJbdV
new on/off thread.

thanks user i'm sobbering up now and sleepy time.
hopefully some other anons will keep it going

*laughs, youre welcome*
*cheeto bolus sprays monitor*

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That Dion songs amazing user.

LOOKING OUT, ACROSS THE NIGHTTIME
COMPUTER ON, NO SLEEP TONIGHT.
HENTAI FLICKS, IN PRIVATE WINDOWS
IT'S FAP NUMBER FIVE.
DON'T GO OUT, I NEVER HAVE TIME
SPEND ALL MY DAYS ON PORNO SITES.
REACHING DOWN, I GRAB A TENDIE
I TAKE A MESSY BITE.

IF THEY SAY
WHY, WHY, TELL THEM THAT IT'S VIRGIN NATURE.
WHY, WHY, IS HE LIVING THIS WAY.
IF THEY SAY
WHY, WHY, TELL THEM THAT IT'S VIRGIN NATURE.
WHY, WHY, IS HE LIVING THIS WAY.

REACHING OUT, TO GRAB A TISSUE
THE CRUSTY ONES ARE EVERY WHERE.
DON'T ENJOY, THE PORN I'M WATCHING
AND YET I'M NEARLY THERE.

IF THEY SAY
WHY, WHY, TELL THEM THAT IT'S VIRGIN NATURE.
WHY, WHY, IS HE LIVING THIS WAY.
IF THEY SAY
WHY, WHY, TELL THEM THAT IT'S VIRGIN NATURE.
WHY, WHY, IS HE LIVING THIS WAY.
I HATE LIVIN' THIS WAY.
I HATE LOOKIN' THIS WAY.

UP ALL NIGHT, IT'S EARLY MORNING
CUM RAGS ARE PILED AROUND MY FEET.
REACHING OUT, GRAB MY REVOLVER
MY DEATH WOULD FEEL SO SWEET.

IF THEY SAY
WHY, WHY, TELL THEM THAT IT'S VIRGIN NATURE.
WHY, WHY, IS HE LIVING THIS WAY.
IF THEY SAY
WHY, WHY, OOO TELL 'EM.
WHY, WHY, IS HE LIVING THAT WAY.
IF THEY SAY WHY, WHY, CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA.
WHY IS HE LIVING THAT WAY.
WHY, WHY, OOO TELL 'EM.
WHY IS HE LIVING THAT WAY.
WHY, WHY, OOO TELL 'EM.
WHY IS HE LIVING THAT WAY.
IF THEY SAY WHY, DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA .
WHY IS HE LIVING THAT WAY, I HATE LIVING THIS WAY.
WHY, OH WHY, WHY, WHY.

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user do the Family Matters theme

OUT THE HOUSE, MOMMYS GONE
CAN'T COOK SO I WONT LAST LONG
NON STOP RUMBLING IN MY TUM
GOTTA MOVE MY ASS, EAT BEFORE IM DONE
GET TO WENDIES, IM LOOKING FLEEK
PJs, SNEAKERS CAUSE IM A NEET
"TENDIES, TENDIES, I MUST EAT,
DO YOU TAKE GEE BEE PEE?"

HEY!
I BUSTED OUT MY AAASS, YOUNG WAGIE
I BEEN WORKING LIKE A BEE, EARNING MY GBP
IM A GOOD BOY!
YEAH I SHOVED MY HAND UP MY ENDY
EAT MY SHIT YOU MEAN CUNT, YOU DENIED ME MY TENDIES!

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*GBP is referring to good boy points, not great british pounds

IT'S A RARE CONDITION, A MAN OF HIS AGE
READING CHINESE CARTOONS FROM A CUM COVERED PAGE.

DIABETES CONDITION, OF THE TYPE TWO KIND.
AND HIS TINY PEE PEE IS GETTING HARDER TO FIND.

WELL IT MUST BE SO TRAGIC TO, BE STUCK INSIDE THESE SAME FOUR WALLS.
CAUSE ALL I SEE IS REAL LIVING MEME
HIS FAT BUSTIN' OUT OF EVERY SEAM.

AS DAYS GO BY
HE'S GONNA FILL HIS FACE WITH TENDIENESS
HIS MOTHER CRIES
SHE SHOULD'VE SMOTHERED HIM BEFORE HE BECAME A MESS

WHEN DAYS GO BY
THERE'S JUGS TO POO
JUGS TO PEE
SUICIDE AT ANY OPPORTUNITY.

AS DAYS GO BY
IT'S A TRAGIC TALE OF OBESITY.

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Good job user I was singing along in my head with the beat. Jow Forums is truly home to some of the greatest artistic minds of out generation

Some of these are genius.

Truly a great time to be alive

>originally of course

youtube.com/watch?v=Qhdt-uo13-o
no one knows where I've been
I searched to find a love within
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for toons and I can't let go

no friends, i wonder what is wrong with me
Well I'm in a daze with my waifu, you see
I came back to let you know
Got a body pillow and I can't let go
Some people go around the world for love
But they may never find what they dream of
What you won't do, to do for love
You tried lifting but you don't give up
In my world only toons
Make me do for love what I would not do

no friends, i wonder what is wrong with me
But I'm in a daze with my waifu, you see
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for toons and I can't let go
But then I only want the best, it's true
I can't believe the things I do with my waifu
What you won't do, do for love
You've tried lifting but you won't give up
In my world, only you make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do
Make me do for love what I would not do

IS THIS NEET LIFE
IS THIS WAGEKEK FANTASY?
CAUGHT IN MY ROOM WITH NO LIGHT
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN UP THE BLINDS
LOOK UP IN THE ROOF AND SEE
IM JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY
LITTLE HIGH, LITTLE LOW
ANYWHO THE STACY BLOWS, DOESNT REALLY MATTER TO ME, TO ME

MAMA, JUST COOKED THE TENDIES
PUT THE PAN IN THE STOVE,
COOKED THE TENDIES WITH HER LOVE
MAMA, ANOTHER DAY HAS BEGUN
BUT NOW IVE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY,
MAMA, OOOH
GET THE TENDIES, YOU FAT SLUT
OR I'M CUMMING ON YOUR TITS AGAIN TOMORROW, CARRY ON, CARRY ON
AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

Good job, user. I sang this in country-style for some autistic reason.

Back with blacked
You have to whack
I've been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes, I've got news
From the Jews
You know what Im talking about
I've been cucking at the whites
Cuz it's getting me high
Forget white girls cause that'll never fly
You got no lives
That size
Abusin' every one of them and running wild
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back with blacked
Yes, I'm back with blacked
Blacked in the back
He's a daddy mac
Nigger fun with some bull men, She's a power power pack
Yes, He's in a bang
With a gang
In the old days he probably would be hanged
and I'd be on the track
and in for some gulag
Nobody's gonna stop blacks since cucks like rap
So look at me now
I'm just makin' my play
Don't try for puss you cuck, just get off to my play
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back with blacked
Yes, I'm back in black
Well, I'm back, yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back with blacked
Ho yeah
Oh yeah
Yes I am
Oh yeah, yeah oh yeah
Back in now
Well I'm back, I'm back
Back, (I'm back)
Back, (I'm back)
Back, (I'm back)
Back, (I'm back)
Back
Back with blacked
Yes I'm back with blacked
Out of the sight

> Don't try for puss you cuck, just get off to my play
Don't try for puss you cuck, just get off or go gay