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NTPs are normies in disguise. They act like rebellious weirdos or robots on coke, but they are actually just bunch normies with actual creativity and little amount of morality, and being edgy rebels is grown into their DNA.

I'm an INFP. Apparently that's pretty uncommon among men. It fits me, though.

i always get istp/intp when i do these mbti things
what does it mean

What do INTJs do?

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(cont.) as far as I can tell ENTPs dont heavily evaluate thier own ideas like INTP rather they evaluate the extroverted world. They try to come across as this idealess formless truth detector when all they usually end up doing is trolling. Which as a mentally ill INFJ is always good fun to watch. Also it seems like they can never calm down or stop being plagued by constant states of wanting and not wanting to do most things that is until theyre behind the wheel of some racecar or powerful spot. Like frieza assuming his ultimate form cept he like devolves after a bit

Dunno, but im a INTJ-A/INTJ-T.

"Boohoo I'm an awful human being who has to constantly insult people for trying to improve the community I don't actually have a part in"

-All of you incels

so fake it till you make it actually works ?

You are probably a faker if you haven't read about Jung's theory and cognitive functions.
IxFJs for ENTPs are same as sugar mommies to gold diggers. They feed their own egos by using poor feelers' kindness.

>unironically being F

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lol thats kind of harsh. From my perspective its more true that extroverted types in general and introverted T types usually have too much ego to really converse with ENTP and move past the sociopathic facade into the playful joyloving child that lies deep within. tfw INFJ and would prolly b really good friends with all the ENTPs on the board and ill never meet them suicide is the only option

tfw you will never be able to use your INFJ gamma brainwaves to help a cult of ENTP assume thier ultimate forme and establish the new world order. sad world

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>be INTP
>two days without speaking
>le epic ENTP debator mode: ON

It sure as hell feels better than being INTP, but it is a trade-off for my ability to be patient and my consideration for others' feelings. A weird kind of manic state.

How do we unlock the potential of ENTPs?

Also it seems like most ENTP feel positive emotion easily but negative emotion rarely. While INTP rarely feels anything cept occasional robot feels. So if ur INTP u just gotta figure out how to take the conversation out of ur head and fuckin blast the normies with it like ENTPs all too often do. They need to hear it anyway

>tfw ISTP
Someone PLEASE kill me

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As someone who fancies themselves a person who "knows" ENTP i would say if you can manage you use your ability to """"""empathise""""""" (haha funny) to truly empathise and care for another rather than just using emotion as a tool it will promise you many gifts.

Shit, thats me orignabooly

to fajnie masz

>tfw 25 khv estp
Im a weird one

>INFPs are most effective reading, reading spiritual literature, doing yoga and meditating
Interesting, where do I get started with this stuff?

As an asexual INFJ male who is basically hitler i can say ive always found a friend in ESTP. They are usually great psychologists and deal with people in a pretty creative way. They also usually have worldviews that line up with mine heavily. Funnily enough INFJ and ESTP share all the same cognitive functions except flipped on its head. All ill say man is dont give up there are still straight INFJ girls that would throw you a pity fuck in a minute just wait lol

no wonder then the day I stopped enjoying vidya games was the day I indeed stopped enjoying life altogether.

Yeah more or less. Just horrible self aware of the whole situation and have a robotic mindset. Sometimes I think I'm all surface and struggle In Relationships because I lack depth that matches my outward persona. I can get laid easily. Have lots of mates, active in workplace and great in public but really I dunno even though it comes natural and in the moment I don't think about it once its all over I feel like it was all a show. That being said I like what I am most of the time.

You guys might be able to bring the bants but you still page in comparison to the gigga nigga ENTJ.

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>tfw gay ISTP who frequently daydreams about how I would take over the world if I became POTUS and avenge Hitler
Also, Rohm did literally nothing wrong
>tfw Hitler had his best friend killed due to mean selfish people planting seeds of paranoia in his mind

Do Infj get visions about future? Infj girls seem too fragile and naive to this world.

Thing is normies have similar relationships with emotion/anxiety/fight or flight response cept they are not self aware like ENTP and therefore are pawns in some xNxJs game ENTP however can take that callousness and use it for good in ways normies cannot comprehend. honeslty if I could choose my type id prolly go ENTP or stay INFJ. most of the ENTPs i know like themselves and as far as im concerned they should because stupid normie pawns are gonna do similar sociopathic shit under the guise of "good". At least yall are self aware

i started thinking about something few days ago and can't find an anwser. so our personalities are a resullt of our lifes. every one is a sum of event's in his past. some of it is conditioned by biology but generally most of it comes down to life experience. so here comes the question. is it possible condition yourself into another type ? it pobably wouldn't be an easy job but seems possible. what doo you think ?

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In my expierence INFJ male is nothing but raw intelligence and cold distant motherly empathy. INFJ girls are similar but im rarely impressed by them, being a girl and INFJ is too easy these days I mean you can fuck literally anyone u want and most of them do. The literature would have you believe that INFJs only look for "the one" but add a little modern society and we will be failing to inferior extroverted sensing and setting up one night stands like the chads and stacies in secret especially the girl ones dont let them fool you. Look into Florence Nightengale one of the only true intellectual female INFJs. She was likley celibate her entire life and was closet lesbian. Even florence lampooned women for only hopping on cock and never taking part in intellectual pursuits that they would quote "give up for every trifler more selfish than themselves." Sorry boys but I can tell you for a fact even INFJ women hop on chad cock in an instant they just dont need to be smart in this day and age. INTJ women are the most based anyway.

tldr; INFJ women BTFO also yes we can see the future

Well on the bright side, you don't have to waste countless hours on gay meditation and literature and your only obligation is to play vidya.

ISTPs tend to naturally grow out of their foggy "nothing matters" phases on their own pretty easily though. It's a benefit of being a sensor I suppose.

Like 20% here is intp, how can they be normies when they are the majority here.

Definitely impacted by age, life experience, situation, etc.
I tested ENTP fairly consistently in college where I had a lot of social stuff going on. Now that I'm working and have a dramatically smaller friendship group & need / desire to socialise, I almost always come up INTP.

>INTJ women
I've never seen one. ISTJ women seem interesting too.

Not really. Mbti as a theory is quite laughing stock among psychology as there are better and accurate tests to evaluate personality. For example Intp might develop Fe into advanced level that he might appear as other type but in the end he'll be intp with high fe instead of fe dom as esfj or enfj

I highly doubt it, without mind games. Ever since I saw the world as shit, it never changed to the better.

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I know many ISTJ women. They're very common. They are boring motherly bookworms or workaholics basically. INTJ women are cool usually and suffer from being misfits more than the men.

One of my best friends since childhood is ISTJ. I could talk about ISTJ forever. Lets just say not all ISTJ are normie. I mean Sigmund Freud (ISTJ) was best friends with Carl Jung (INFJ) You just have to find one who uses introverted sensing to synthesize a worldview rather than stick to tradition. Using Si to synthesize worldview with the help of inferior extroverted intuition can make for a very interesting yet concrete and logical person. Its a type that gets a bad rap because of normies same with ISxP, ESTP, and ESTJ.

>bad rap because of normies same with ISxP, ESTP, and ESTJ.
What do you mean?

>tfw ISTJ
It's unfair, I wanted to be a cool pseud aspie mastermind intj guy

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Its hard to explain in a text post because I want to use a lot of vocabulary words, but long story short those types expirence quite a lot of robot feels and it has been my vocation (INFJ) to help them gain perspective on them because most are completely unequiped to deal with the robot feels they do expierence, its hard to explain succinctly.

How accurate is INFJ ability to read the future and are you reading the future all the time or is it just some visions that happen every once in a while?

You can be right hand of INTJ.

Lets just say Otto Strasser knew Hitler interpersonally and he said that Hitler had an excess of imagination that would frequently forsee what would happen but often went astray. Unless ur some hippie bitch whos mistyped INFP like it seems every INFJ girl is these days ur gonna get used to seeing the same old tired drama play out over and over. Schopenhaur said it best and before him Plato. But ya have fun yall im goin to bed autistic hitler INFJ out.

N-nandayo did she mean by this

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I really am going to bed but i didnt want to let you think im a woman. Im a mid 20s asexual/gay when i feel too lonley male. I would love to live in a world where a woman would have the balls to say what i say because most of the ones i speak with agree with me on everything women are just too complacent and it dosent look like its going to change. Which is exactly why I need a horde of ENTPs to spearhead the uprising. One can dream i guess. As for what i meant thats between you and every INFJ you are unfortunate enough to meet in your life MUHAHAHAHHAA

Oh, I misread your post where you said "INFJ women BTFO also yes we can see the future. " Thanks for the wisdom Hitler, someday I will be able to understand.

Is it worse to be infp or intp?

ENTP! Get the fuck back into bed and fuck me RIGHT NOW! I'M LATE TO BEING EARLY TO WORK

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THEY'RE BOTH SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIT

INTP is marginally better because intellect and the emotional lows are less intense, unless you're a girl, in which case INTP is a death sentence.

yo i'm an isfj can you explain further

Give ISTP bf/gf/platonic companion?

Sorry sweetie, It's not me - it's you. I'm seeing a cute INFP girl now, she makes me feel things.

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does anybody have an intp gf image

intp here

infps seem to be better socially (in a sense being able to fit in with normies) and harder workers. Whereas I spend my time procrastinating from finding a job by reading philosophy and playing video games.

I have an indifference to my situation and simply don't care whereas infps tend to be upset by such situations and problems leading to their emotional lows.

I think it's because infps have more of a desire for a social circle than intps and therefore care about their reputation and persona more. As an intp I simply don't care about my lack of friends group. However I do want children and sex, so my bad social skills and isolation cause a problem reaching these goals.

infps tend to be from my point of view overly dramatic in a way that seems superflous but genuine.

I see the successful infp social circle as one who has made it into some alternative underground subculture where they can be promiscious with edgy, arty people. Probably going to festivals/raves together.

For intps it's just a bunch of nerds in a room who can all dork out together which is actually harder to achieve than you would think because these people rarely leave their rooms/actively look for socialisation.

>that appearance
Its more like enfp

I have two gf images.

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I prefer this one, it seems more genuine, it manages to make me feel something occasionally.

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fuck me origanoli

What do you mean, user? I donut understand

Right in the feels. Good stuff, user.

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ESFP for the win

Can someone hook me up with an ENTP gf image?

Are you esfp girl?

This is why statistics and probability is taught in schools. Everyone on r9k could be INTP, and the majority of INTPs could be normies. Besides the statistical point of view there is also normies on r9k, such as me.

Only one I'm aware of.

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ENTP: Diagnostic.

Extreme disconnect with reality. Socializing for us is very much like putting on an appropriate mask and act for others and understanding what best works. Being ourselves is like a beautiful breath of fresh air, but our reflex is always to "master" situations ironically making ENTPs all huge spergs in disguise.

>This is very tiring, it never stops, you never ever ever feel connected to anyone and are just as happy to be alone than with others.

Lots of ENTPs claim to be able to manipulate others on this board. That's complete BS and they are delusional nerds.

The ENTP curse is a shallow emotional depth, great difficulty in learning these ways and the feeling of always being unreal in social situations. Although we can be social and appear successful, it is an incredibly draining process that above all makes us feel more isolated and lonely than not talking to others at all.

Extremely self-critical, great at learning "how" to play the normie gaame but at the cost of further isolation. This doesn't really count as robot but desu no-one on this board is a robot anymore.

Also everyone thinks we're extremely arrogant but actually our selfhatred knows no bounds.

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also physically incapable of not arguing which imo isolates us from like, 85% of population who takes it personally.

I'm a dude kek

>plan obsessively to improve their future
>pretend to be wholly pragmatic when being an aggressive and persevering optimist
>plagued by overthinking and existential anxiety for following the paths in life they want, though are generally unaware of it
>shut out their emotions, or pretend to
>strive to be innovators, though often find themselves improving and optimizing the systems they are already part of
>find their Te often more sentimentally and morally driven through their Fi (tendencies to be enneagram 1)
>tend to keep people at a distance, and have difficulty bridging a distance with themselves and understanding what they are feeling

Kind of a vague question, but I'm an INTJ classic. Plus a potential shit upbringing, desire for total understanding and control of the self (potentially through isolation), and the frequent dissociative tendencies of INTJ, it's pretty good [sarcasm].

I don't get emotionally involved, I generally don't care, and of the few things I do value honesty is one of them and I will beat it out of you if I have to. Be friends with me for 3 years and I'll admit I love you. ENTPs are interesting.

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>INTP fags are the ones that wait for the aftermath of whatever social shitstorm goes down and gets the story from both sides, then uses the information to sabatoge everyone involved.

What does an enfp do?

That's a big aspect. It annoys me when people can't handle their ideas being criticised.

>Implying

They're too weird to actually manipulate anyone.

I made these because I was bored, pretty much.

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I swear I'm not an ISTJ but it was too good.

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Please release me from this hell
End my suffering

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>Spiritual literature
>That high for INFP

I dunno dude. I've been scoring INFP pretty consistently for years now and I honestly don't like reading spiritual stuff of any kind from any religion. It just doesn't appeal to me. On the other hand, I'm pretty fucking fascinated with existential nihilism and the idea of how utterly significant we are in this universe.

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seriously what the fuck is wrong with us?

I basically idle Jow Forums all day because everything gives me a neutral feeling.

this has been the same ever since I was a kid. the only activities I engaged in weren't even things I enjoyed but just wasn't entirely bored by. I've literally never enjoyed anything

>least attractive to women
wew lad. Some one get me off this ride. Not that I care.

>khv
I'm not going to give you life advice, but where do you think you went wrong?

so much fucking this. why the fuck am I like this. At least ive been able to tone it down or preface my argument with a seriously dont take this personally type disclaimer, but I just LOVE. fucking LOVE. arguing and debating

which I would happily do all day, just like shitposting on here, instead of doing my actual work that needs to get done. Dat entp procrastination, I am sometimes pic related

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I dont think that other people can like me and i have intimacy issues. I can somewhat talk with girls but im afraid to escalate anything because of fear of punishment. Basically repressed sexuality.

Why are INFJ girls sluts ?

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>What does an enfp do?
Talking 10000 words per minute and wanting attention

ENTPs are great honestly. I cant get enough of them. Though some of them can be overly spergy and emotionally immature.

Especially when they have to talk about the ISFP. God forbid anyone to like whoever they dislike. Avoid immature ENTPs like plague.

explain what separates the immature ones from the matures pls

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>INFJ male is nothing but raw intelligence and cold distant motherly empathy.
this is me but without the intelligence

what do blanks mean? no pattern?

pretty accurate
I've felt like a tired old man since I was a teenager.