Men are better than women at eve-

>men are better than women at eve-

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I could totally piss farther than she just did.

Same here.
>inb4 it's not piss

prove it fuckboys

>fuck machine
That other girls isn't doing anything.

That's fairly impressive but she is aided.

>she is aided
by what?

The machine

how is that helping her piss further?

Wouldn't be possible without the dildo applying pressure to the urethra from inside while her hand does the same from outside. It's like when you cover part of the opening go a hose with your thumb to direct the stream and increase water pressure.

Men are better than women at everything. It's amazing how big the gap is. I guess it's because men have to prove themselves within dominance hierarchies while women just have to present themselves as being fertile and having good genes.

Orgasm contraction is stronger than contracting while normal pissing thus more distance. Brainlet

>implying she's having an orgasm
>contracting while pissing

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The record cumshot is 18ft 9 inches by Horst Shultz, which beats out your webm by 2 feet. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph

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literally made up

also this is pissing not cumming

Pretty sure I beat all of this when I first discovered Brazilian fart porn

the and original absolute state of white women.

Imagine the things she can do to your dick with her vagina muscles with her pisser being as supercharged as that!

You've never heard of squirting kido?

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that's not where your dick goes user

I'm proud to say I have never read a book by a male author.

Impressive! Speech-to-text and text-to-speech engines have come quite a ways!

yes, it's pissing

What organ could possible hold that much liquid?
Hint: it's the bladder.

It's piss, user.

The water being pumped into her pussy through the dildo.

>people think squirting is real

Lol.

>implying I couldn't piss further

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Oh you mean pissing? Yeah, I've heard of pissing.