Honestly, are you desperate enough that you would do this?

Honestly, are you desperate enough that you would do this?

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I'm not desperate but I would do it anyway. I'd imagine plucking pubes from that area with tweezers would be painful though.

of courshh

Only if she had just sucked my dick.

Its like that movie w the nigger slave that shaved his master

For UUUUUUUUUUUU

Oregi

>female friend gave me a bikini wax
>female friend took a bath with me to try out some super fancy bathbomb
>female friend asked me to help pluck her armpit hair/pubic hair
>female friend asked me to wax her butthole
>female friend puts girl clothes on me when she asks me tag along with her when she goes clothes shopping

This is still 1000 closer to a living human vagina than 97.6 % of robots here will ever get, so the joke is on him.

Never.
Unless I kill the girl afterwords.

Hes no longer a man
That roastie broke him like a cowboy would a horse

After what words

kekd way more than I should have

I would love it if a woman was this comfortable being nude in front of me. I get off from casual nudity. Just knowing that she trusts me enough to put me on her "guys I'm okay being naked around" list would make me sooooooo happy!

>Not wanting to stare at a pussy
>implying you couldn't move a few fingers over it and melt her within 2 minutes

>>Not wanting to stare at a pussy

They look disgusting, m8

Absolutely. Women can't even bear to make eye contact with me or respond to me when I initiate conversation. Why would I turn down a chance to groom her pubic hair? I'd even pay several thousand dollars to do it.

Would worship her feet and eat her out

Obviously, I want to see a pussy in real life.

>Obviously, I want to see a pussy in real life.
Nasty business

What I wouldn't give to be in this situation desu

This is not something that just happens, you're just born like that, some insane trauma one of your ancestors experienced and it had so much impact that it embedded in their genes or some shit. I'd kill myself if I caught myself in that situation.

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I shaved/trimmed an ex-girlfriend's pubes one time because she was scared she would cut herself.
We were in the bathroom and at first she was just standing up normally, but then put a leg up on the toilet seat so I could get better access.
She was/is virtually hairless, so it was essentially just me looking at her labia and butthole for ten minutes. I had a huge boner the entire time and she genuinely asked "that turned you on?" when I stood up.

If you have a couple expendable thousand why wouldn't you just get a hooker and have pretty much your every desire fulfilled? They will literally do anything, shit they'll lick your ass while singing the theme song to Step By Step if you wanted to.

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>Taking snapchats of your bare pussy for everyone to see
The absolute state of the modern woman.

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Omae wa mo shindeiru in an original way

>They look disgusting, m8
I mean if you're gay, yeah I guess I could see why you would think that

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Are you implying i have a female, that would allow me to do that? Kill yourself, normalshit.

I can see the yeast infection from here

yes but it would turn into involuntary sexual intercourse really fast

You've never seen a yeast infection

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Originally very funny.

the reason she is comfortable being naked around him is because she doesn't even remember that he has sexual desires anymore. She views him as a little brother or a dog, something that you don't have sex with.

>>female friend puts girl clothes on me
My cousins used to do that with me all the time.

Two options here.
>1. He is gay
>2. It's her BF

I think it's the first.

Yum. Imagine tonguing that.

>little brother or a dog, something that you don't have sex with
You don't know that. Maybe she's one of THOSE chicks.

Pretty sure this on a porn set and the dude is some staffer. Hot tho