I'm getting kicked out of the house by my parents. What's the easiest way to kill myself if I don't have a gun?
I'm getting kicked out of the house by my parents. What's the easiest way to kill myself if I don't have a gun?
Leach off the system, it fucked you now get everything you can out of it. The spite keeps me alive.
that doesn't happen in my shitty country. you either get a job or you die. and I'd rather die than work a single day.
Go to the public storage, ply some locks and use them as a place to stay and sell steal stuff
Don't be this faggot. Get a job or on welfare. Or kill yourself.
Jump off the roof of a tall building.
16 stories or more please
At least we know how much coverage we need. That blue shit didnt help at all.
Steal a truck and go ER. The police will shoot you at the end of it.
>rather die than work a single day
>live in country where die if no job
This rubs so wrong, you petulant and entitled idiot. Are you female or something? A tight rope or belt that won't come undone when your body thrashes while unconscious is all anyone ever needed. People use doorknobs and stand up even, but often kill themselves with sturdy doors plus something to squeeze the blood enough to stop you from gaining consciousness, but still able to breath when thrashing so your body doesn't thrash as much as your brain dies faster, so you don't feel the pain.
I'm fortunate to have an active train track close by if it all goes to shit for me. Sort of that I'd probably just walk into the Mojave desert and just keep on walking until I dropped. I feel that'd be a pretty comfy death. I'd bring chapstick though because I feel the worst part of dehydrating to death would be cracked lips.
Just shoot a watermelon to test the splatter. Then cover up the areas which get drenched.
Also watching that guy blow his brains all over the place was pretty cool.
thud, thud, thud, thud, THud, THud, THud, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD
Sounds like you def should die.
How did it fuck him?
Warm bath slit wrists and just wait.
It didn't I just wanted to keep the guy from killing himself because I know it will cost the state more, and I love anything that hurts the state.
Why don't you just go to jail and get involved with organized crime? Career criminals are chill as fuck desu. Stay away from the junkies though.
>remember-no gf
Fucking kek, why is this so rare.
Don't do it, life is worth living, etc etc...
Seriously though, get a stocking job at a super market or a janitor job at a public facility like a school or a state hospital. They're comfy robot jobs, and you'll come back to your apartment feeling satisfied and tired. I recommend craigslist for an apartment or a shared house situation. I felt a lot like you when I was kicked out, but after a few months of staving off suicide and going to my simple job I felt a lot better. I even talk to my coworkers a little, which is a big thing for me.
You can do it, user
Buy a gun, then do it.
>apartment or a shared house situation.
More info pls
I remember this one user was talking about how school janitor is comfy. Something about a pension and good pay. If they get paid summers off im in for the long haul.