/britfeel/

>i-im not fucking balding
sorry mate couldn't hear you got distracted by the reflection on your bald spot

Fucking prostitutes. it's the quintessential robot's hobby, lad.

Where you take home the most rotten girl you can find in the club.

My father wanted me to fill in forms for him, refused and now my family are being passive aggressive towards me

Might get a takeaway as a treat for sticking to my diet

IMPOSTER

>punting
Posh cunts rowing down the river in a shithouse gondola (not the cute brown thing gondola) wannabe.

Boy was I fucking wrong.

Want anything from the Maplin closing down sale lads?

why didn't you do it, he gives you a place to live, food, water, internet - how much do you make per month and how much do you pay in rent?

Catching the bus into town, lads. Can I get anyone anything (has to be halal, of course)

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you cant even see me so how does that work you cunt
i like boys
but no-one wants to fuck a decaying skeleton of a twink might as well just die now

>stop time with your magic watch
>lose it
>can't resume time
>only entity in the universe who could help you just shrugs and says "too bad"
>leaves you and the rest of the world frozen in time forever

youtube.com/watch?v=_-dwqwd3Ftc

I pay for internet

my child benefits paid for this house etc

ukpunting.com/index.php

join us

I remember the kids in that show being a lot older than me when I first watched it (pardon the pun!).

I refuse to help him for moral reasons. He raised me poorly and is a paki rapist

I contribute towards the household bills

Bun that. Move into my flat in Chelmsford.

>Bun that.

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wa gwan me bredda wot u saying? u cool, g?

wagan mandem...your creps are safe blad.

who would win in a street fight, mike tyson or Connor mcgregor?

youtube.com/watch?v=XO8N842tOAo

Both in their prime? Tyson
Currently? McGregor

easy bruv, yea man im bless. man just dropped my sis off at iqballah's rape flat now im gonna go watch all the grey tings with their black bfs in town

yeah, i meant in prime, i should have said that.

>He raised me poorly
if we're being honest you came out of the factory broken lad, no matter who raised you you'd always be nothing
>is a paki rapist
funny considering you got arrested and charged for filming girls shitting anyway who has he raped?

I JUST SWALLOWED A REALLY HOT MOUTHFUL OF PORRIDGE AND I COULD FEEL IT MOVING REALLY SLOWLY DOWN MY THROAT ITS SO THICK

How was your breakfast britfeel?

Made iced coffee because apparently I'm a fucking white girl now.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ab4BdK3la_Y
I'm really bored and lonely right now, might watch some anime or porn.

Aren't you still in 6th form? How is it legal for you to watch porn?

Tyson would ice the dwarf even today

Thirty-eighth for remove mould.

Because I'm 18, you foolish fool.

>How was your breakfast britfeel?

Weisswurst, sweet mustard and a hard roll with a pot of coffee and a cold glass of orange. Smashing.

maple and peacan plait from the morrison's bakery

nice stuff

He could make a living scraping it off and selling to to terrorists to use as a bio weapon.

mike tyson was actually only 5 ft 10 but he was such a hench

he'd make the perfect bull

I know this, I was a massive boxing fan

Even watched some stuff some the 1910's

boom aite wagwan brudda ya man need a peng 16yo boy ting u kno kmt bredda ez

>Even watched some stuff some the 1910's

based. i never thought you would be a boxing fan.

>boom aite wagwan brudda ya man need a peng 16yo boy ting u kno kmt bredda ez

Safe G.

wagwan mandem u gd

It's typical for trans women to try to be uber-masc

Anyway, this was more my thing around 5 years ago, the current scene has changed quite a lot since then

used to be a member here
tc-boxing.com/

>tc-boxing.com/

nice, i might download some stuff from that site. Is it definitely safe?

ight lads should I get some boost in tonight or what?

Mi road's live-o.

I've been up for 30 fucking hours and I've had multiple cereal bars.

Jesus fuck I bet you don't even remember 9/11 vividly.

I can hardly remember anything that happened 3 years ago, yet alone 16 years ago

Only a week away lads. Not sure what wrestling t-shirt to wear, all mine are shit or feature racists/wife beaters

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youtube.com/watch?v=sbZAAr1NHFU
is grime peak british culture?

ALFIE'S DEAD ALFIE'S DEAD

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43933056

>Is it definitely safe?
yes, grandpa

Would be legendary if you shag one of them

Post shirts.

>shag one of them
I hope it's Kris

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>Not sure what wrestling t-shirt to wear, all mine are shit or feature racists/wife beaters
Chris Benoit shirt clearly

>Just ordered my dabbing licence Edition
Holy based! /dabfeel/ is in the house tonight

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>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43933056
LIL NIGGA FINNA GOT DABBED ON.

They'd have to strengthen the effects though, to make it somewhat effective. Ebin is in the mouldy room for ten years, and he's still alive. Or did he develop some sort of immunity to the spores?

You're 18, do yourself a favor and leave this place. Make a fool of yourself IRL trying to make friends, anything is better than staying here and doing nothing. Its what I did and now I'm 25 with nothing to show for it.

I look back now and everything I was worried about back then seems so trivial compared to the hole I've dug myself in now.

I would personally travel down to london and buy you a pint if you in spoons if you do

surprised he lasted that long

Mold will slowly drag you down, for me it started with a cough that never went away. In the end I ended up getting the walls redone and I've felt so much better.

>Post shirts.
Just an Austin one and this hilariously outdated and inappropriate Hogan one

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Honesty, I can't be arsed with the all the "making a fool of myself irl to make friends" thing. I'm a lazy little shit.

wear your jimmy savile t shirt

Time for Ignoring,
You're in the know, right?

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how can so many people not read clocks? literally small hand = hours long hand = minutes, I don't understand how anyone can not grasp that?

Ok, but you could end up like me. Its not nice at my age, people I went to school with are all buying their own houses now and starting families whist I'm still a kissless virgin living with my parents.

Is this because of that paper running a story about kids not being able to read the time lad? If so, it was the words of one anonymous teacher and in all the time I've spent doing youth work and stuff I've never come across a kid who struggled to read clocks

>Hogan one
HH, brother!

Reminder: dmanon is a civnat paedophile

Huh, don't know why I thought he had no problems with the mould. Apparently he's been sick three to four times since beginning of April.
Is Ebin dying, lads?

Alphie Evans is dead lads. Were the courts right to take away his life support machine?

nah lads it's anecdotal, had tons of people (adults) ask me for the time so I've just shown them my watch and they've almost all said they can't read it, also a news story about exam monitors considering changing analog to digital after tons of students have been complaining they can't read it

yes because he couldn't feel anything and was not cureable

should never have been on the damn thing

This. I hear he's still blackmailing HC

>implying the opinion of some random fucks with no access to the family, the child or any of his medical practitioners means anything
lad
I mean I'M OUTRAGED TRAVESTY IT IS MAKES ME SICK IT'S PEECEEEE GONE MAAAAD

I think that's just his awful eating habits, he's probably immunte to the mould considering how bad it is. He'd be dead by now

Yes, it was harsh but necessary. He never stood a chance

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>should the government give away large amounts of money to someone who will never contribute back to the system
I mean people on bennies and disability in most cases have a chance of contributing or at the very least have a reasonable quality of life

it's called impartiality
i know you're fuckin about

keeping him alive would have been cruel

>also a news story about exam monitors considering changing analog to digital after tons of students have been complaining they can't read it
This was the story I was referring to, the article I read had the word of one teacher as a source and it was very clearly a sensationalist piece designed to get people REEEEing about the kiddies
Obviously you've come across more brainlets than me though, I've never had someone tell me they can't into clocks

He wasn't alive like you or I. There was no higher thought or function in his brain, there was no person in there.

Fuck that spider. Ebin lives in a fucking dungeon.

oh shit lad, only saw a screencap of the article, I'll disregard it in the future but yeah in my town at least the amount of people who can't read clocks is shocking

You're going for a utilitarian argument here but you define utility purely as 'able to contribute to the economy'. Why do you think this very narrow definition is apt?

if he were a nog or a paki the leftcucks would be furious

no by "system" I didn't mean economy, I meant economy or society or even the human race or the earth

imagine having this kind of tunnel vision.