Do you eat your own cum?
Are you gay?
Why arent you eating your own cum right now user?
Do you eat your own cum?
no it always seemed wrong to me, do you do it, if yes, why?
>want to eat own cum
>get really hyped for it
>cum
>immediate disgust
You're literally eating your potential children
Cum guzzlers are just a specific type of cannibal.
That makes it even hotter desu
Do you eat your own shit?
Are you gay?
Why arent you eating your own shit right now user?
I have, multiple times.
I actually like the taste, and swallow.
I now fantasize about sucking cock.
At this point the "cleanup" is arguably the best part of fapping. Semen tastes delicious. It smells delicious. I even savor the little burps afterwards. I cum like a horse, so I have to scoop it up if I don't aim it into a cup.
But I'm too scared to buy condoms.
I rub my cum all over my body like lotion, so i wouldnt have to worry about cleanup and i get free lotion
Order them online, what's the big deal.
>gf loves when I cum on her tits and lick it off
>even grabs my hair and makes me do it after
>or thrusts them in my face
>calls me a good boy afterward
Hrrrrnnngg
only when it's thick like rubber
I have to feel really slutty to be able to do it, and 85% of the time I don't end up going through with eating it, and if I do, I'll feel so fucking bad afterwards that I won't be able to do it again for a while.
>I cum like a horse
*drooling* Can I have some user?
>*actions*
No
Yes I take pictures with my cum on or in my mouth and people pay for them. Great for getting new stuff but never have any savings.
Oh don't be like that. I just want to suck your cock and guzzle down your thick load.
I'd drink my own, but my balls don't work no more.
God how I miss the taste.
She can have infinite babies with that tub of semen
not if she drowns lol
>I cum like a horse
Prove it
if I don't have tissues or wipes, I finish into my palm and eat it to clean up, the taste is entirely neutral and yes I'm gay. I realise it must seem weird, but I reason that since it comes out of my body and isn't waste, it's no different to eating your toenails.
>toenails
I think a better analog would be snot.
I'm not gay but I really wondered what it taste like. Sometimes it tastes like nothing sometimes it tastes like nothing but when you swallow has a terrible acrid after taste
I swallow after every fap
idk if I'm gay