Do you eat your own cum?

Do you eat your own cum?
Are you gay?
Why arent you eating your own cum right now user?

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no it always seemed wrong to me, do you do it, if yes, why?

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>want to eat own cum
>get really hyped for it
>cum
>immediate disgust

You're literally eating your potential children

Cum guzzlers are just a specific type of cannibal.

That makes it even hotter desu

Do you eat your own shit?
Are you gay?
Why arent you eating your own shit right now user?

I have, multiple times.
I actually like the taste, and swallow.
I now fantasize about sucking cock.

At this point the "cleanup" is arguably the best part of fapping. Semen tastes delicious. It smells delicious. I even savor the little burps afterwards. I cum like a horse, so I have to scoop it up if I don't aim it into a cup.

But I'm too scared to buy condoms.

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I rub my cum all over my body like lotion, so i wouldnt have to worry about cleanup and i get free lotion

Order them online, what's the big deal.

>gf loves when I cum on her tits and lick it off
>even grabs my hair and makes me do it after
>or thrusts them in my face
>calls me a good boy afterward
Hrrrrnnngg

only when it's thick like rubber

I have to feel really slutty to be able to do it, and 85% of the time I don't end up going through with eating it, and if I do, I'll feel so fucking bad afterwards that I won't be able to do it again for a while.

>I cum like a horse
*drooling* Can I have some user?

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>*actions*
No

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Yes I take pictures with my cum on or in my mouth and people pay for them. Great for getting new stuff but never have any savings.

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Oh don't be like that. I just want to suck your cock and guzzle down your thick load.
I'd drink my own, but my balls don't work no more.
God how I miss the taste.

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She can have infinite babies with that tub of semen

not if she drowns lol

>I cum like a horse
Prove it

if I don't have tissues or wipes, I finish into my palm and eat it to clean up, the taste is entirely neutral and yes I'm gay. I realise it must seem weird, but I reason that since it comes out of my body and isn't waste, it's no different to eating your toenails.

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>toenails
I think a better analog would be snot.

I'm not gay but I really wondered what it taste like. Sometimes it tastes like nothing sometimes it tastes like nothing but when you swallow has a terrible acrid after taste

I swallow after every fap
idk if I'm gay