How do I get a boyfriend? I normally just do nothing but that hasn't been working. I feel like just going up to a random guy on the street and trying to strike up conversation would be awkward and I don't want to be perceived as a creep. Similarly, talking to people in class is impossible. If I mess it up, I'll get embarrassed and drop the class because I'm not good at taking rejection (this has happened in the past.) I cannot I go to social events that contain men sometimes, but I'm not pretty enough to spur men into wanting to talk with me. Online dating is a cesspool and I don't want my photo on the Internet, so that's out of the question. Do you need to have friends first to get introduced to people? I don't have friends irl and run into the same issue there. How should I proceed?
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>implying the vast majority of them aren't male LARPers
20% women 80% trannies, not to mention the women are basic bitch stacies and the board is slow as fuck.
Thanks, no thanks!
>I don't want my photo on the internet
stop being a pussy
>go on tinder
>make your problems incredibly well known in your bio
>still get 100 boys lined up within the week
>weedle them out until you find the perfect chad for you
pls b in Melbourne
>post tits
>have no gag reflex
Meetup. Join small meetup groups with regulars. After you've encountered a guy you like a couple of times, just bluntly ask him on a date. Guys will only reject that kind of thing if they think you're an uggo or they already have an SO.
That place is too slow. It takes a day to even get a response. And all the fembots are still here.
This is why men aren't allowed in my threads.
>no argument
get owned kiddo, do you want a bf or not
>How do I...
Fuck off
Tinder isn't for getting a bf. It's for casual hookups and is part of a culture I despise. You, a man, could not possibly understand this because you perceive any sex as valuable.
Not like anyone realy wants them here. We gave roasties there own board for a reason.
>speak to lonely guy online who has hobbies you have
>tell him you love him
there you go. i didnt have friends prior to this guy and i managed to get into a (admittedly exhausting) relationship with him.
now that that's out of the way, i want to ask an embarrassing question: how do you deal with yourself if you get wet in public? panty liners dont do anything but keep the smell of woman liquid in and i hate having to stick wads of paper towels in between my legs all day
Nice repeating digits. Did you ever meet your ldr?
women literally can't feel love for anything but their offspring
> see cute guy on the street
> do the thing with getting attention and acting interested
> if he's blind/dumb come up and as for number
> chat to determine if actually a good person
> go on dates, fucking free meals
> repeat until got bf
> if break up repeat again
Also, what are the prices on cosmetic surgeries? I heard they were relatively cheap for something that will fix your face forever.
unfortunately not. we did manage to watch movies and play games together, though. we made it a rule to not see each other's faces since we're both very socially anxious, but i managed to find a photo of him when we broke up. he's attractive, huge eyebrows aside
>> go on dates, fucking free meals
what man pays for meals anymore?
How long did you talk and why did you break up if you liked him so much?
Never saw a guy who doesn't *try* to pay for a meal. Gotta show that you can afford spending money like that. Plus you can hunt at this sort of thing. No regrets later, he eagerly consented to it and will try to prove himself that he did the right thing should the doubt arise.
But on the other hand I live in an almost third-world country. People are somewhat progressive here, but most of stuff reaches us a year or two later.
> can hint at this
Quickfix. You can hunt too, though.
like 6 months straight
we had to break up because our circumstances in life were too different and he was getting worse mentally. it didn't help that we were in different timezones and he sacrificed most of his sleeping time. i was the one to initiate the breakup because i saw how much trouble i was putting him through. his grades were suffering, he was depressed and constantly got angry at the slightest things, even at me... it wasn't a good thing for him.
in the last month we were together, it felt like he was staying with me only because i wanted him around. i had to tell it to him straight that i felt like he wasn't in a good spot mentally and he needs to take his time to look after himself. i put him through too much shit.
>> do the thing with getting attention and acting interested
what does this mean..?
>men get jealous of babies
Why do men think they're different and special when they're the biggest normies?
No fucking clue. Honestly the more men I meet and talk to the more I realize how few of them have any individuality whatsoever.
Proving the point I made, yet you think you're being clever/condescending
Protip: offspring aren't only/always babies.
Why can't women understand love OR logic?
Im a robot. What are you gona do about it you cunt?
I dunno if youve been watching the news lartly but now isnt a good time to be a stacey.
Be warned slut.
Women cannot be robots, there is no such thing as a fembot. Youre lonly because you reject betas and get turned down by chad. Youre fat because you eat and dont exercise. Your tits are small because you wont buy implants. Everything is your fault.
> normies
> videogames
The only thing vidya is good for is mostly personal relaxation. You can hang out with friends while playing videogames, sure, but other than that you're just sitting in front of a screen.
>Im a robot. What are you gona do about it you cunt?
Nothing. Please remain as you are so I have something to laugh at.
Look, unless you're horrifically obese or ugly, very few men will perceive that as creepy. Worst case scenario, he's got an SO and is flattered. He'll turn you down gracefully. That's it.
Oh but wait, you want Chad. Never mind.
>tfw your next gf might be in this thread and not even know it
Thank fuck. Women who put men before their children are disgusting.
dont let the other anons in on this shit
>notto disu shitto agen.png
>these are the men posting about mommy gfs
I wouldn't fault anyone for not spending thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery to change something they had no control over being born with, but the rest of this post is true.
Well desu I agree with this, anyone who puts a spouse before their children are bad.
But still why do you mock men for just wanting to be held? Why are women so cruel?
Men want to be treated like children their whole lives HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Go back to discussing how Islamic state would have provided you with a wifey to fuck and pretend that she wouldn't be disgusted by your poor hygiene and opinions, you sad sack of shit.
Fembots, is it wrong to look for an online gf if I have a real gf?
Y E S
YES IT IS YOU STUPID FUCKING EXCUSE OF A CUNTWIPE
STAY WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU AND CAN HOLD YOU
You suck. What's wrong with mommy gf?
But what if it's an open relationship and I can love them too?
then prepare for the eventual drama
i won't stop you, but this is a warning
I just want to love every girl, m8.
okay manwhore
Emotionally, not physically, you fool.
Love is not the same as sex and you are a slut.
alright feefeeslut
See my post above.
Pro tip for women:
Never cook a meal for a man
Never clean up after him
Never do his laundry
Never book doctor appointments for him
Never be in charge of buying christmas presents for his side of the family
Never play along with his idiotic porn fantasies
Men are parasites. Starve them out.
Lmao haha good post you roastie slut.
>doesnt even like robots
>wants to be one
Gentlemen I give you females in a nutshell.
Why is it you need to inject yourselves into every men do?
>Islamic state
LOL.
White Sharia is what we need.
And again to you be gone. This is r9k and you clearly hate robots so why the fuck are you here.
Protip for men:
Rape women.
They are weak and cannot defend themselves. They also enjoy it.
I don't know, why are you dating dumb cunts who don't value your feelings? She (they) betrayed you. Dive into stoicism and psychology, talk more to people
I heard that Eurofags are heavily into these.
okay but what if i just decide to kill you whos gonna save you then
You missed one:
Never acknowledge a man as a human being.
What's wrong wrong with you?
WOMEN CANT BE FUCKIN ROBOTS YOU GODDAMN SLUTSTAINS KILL YOURSELVES AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(inb4 arguing with holes garbage)
Evidence in support of . The moment you don't do whatever retarded bullshit they could easily do themselves, they think about raping and killing you. Men are inhuman and deserve to be treated as such.
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Because a man wants a woman to love and love him he ISN'T EVEN HUMAN??
Do you genuinely not see how you're making yourself and women look like monsters and parasites?
Agree very much with the last 3.
Also, just try to avoid males in general. Stop prioritizing them and their feelings over women.
Thanks for reminding me. That's the most important one.
Maybe we are but at the end of the day you will do what your told. Cunt.
See Males don't want love. They want an obedient fucktoy/slave, nothing more.
Men basically admitting they are ugly and unlovable and have nothing to offer women
Thready reminder that you cunts will never understand the constant unrestrictive and unstoppable urge to fuck.
This isn't something to be disregarded as some le toxic masculine feminist shite, but a biological urge that as been in place for millions of years.
No i don't and neither does anyone I know. If anything it's women who feel entitled to mens resources and work
Women basically admitting they hate men yet want to post on a board full of men they hate.
You are more retarded.
Women cannot be robots. Rape is always justified.
This proves the point. Men don't think of women ad "what does she offer me" we just love you and want t be with women we love.
You are literally proving the point that women have no feelings and are parasites who only form relationships to get something from it.
>Women basically admitting they hate men yet want to post on a board full of men they hate.
Says the guy who enters a woman-only thread where we clearly don't want him. Go be retarded around your family. I bet when they tell it to you like it is you cry like a little bitch.
> why the fuck are you here
To talk with people, just like you.
If you want to fuck, just buy a whore.
>men are inhuman
>REEEEE HELP HELP SAVE ME MEN
unlucky girly, this boat needs us both rowing so you're putting up with us and we're putting up with you.
And yet if a woman rejects a male, they immediately start threatening her with rape and murder. Horribly primitive and immature.
Males are literally genetically defective beings.
Or maybe you're sitting on a board with incels who don't interact with society.
I disagree with most of the list by the way, why not switch between housework: he does laundry this time, you do it next time and so on.
Men are so desperate to prove they have value to women.
The point is you started a women only thrad on a guy only board so you are universally in the wrong dumb slut.
Keep replying, your thread sucks and Im getting (yous).
Bitch cunt. I bet your pussy stinks and there's a stain on the seat.
>Men don't think of women ad "what does she offer me" we just love you and want t be with women we love.
Not the user you are replying to, but that's a bunch of crap. Men only care about having a woman touch their dick, they don't care about anything else and they certainly never truly love the women they are with. It's why men cheat more than women. All they care about is attention and sex. Love never comes into the equation for men.
No I'm not genetically defective fuck off I can't fucking stand when women say that. I don't know anyone who's ever done that other than loser incels who don't count
I know this thread is all bait, but I agree with some of the "fembot" points. Men and masculinity are terribly toxic and pathetic. You "real" robots should be agreeing with them because they're the guys that make you look bad.
Dont reject him then. He did the right thing and didnt rape you to start with and you didnt hed that so now your gona cop it.
QUADS FOR TRUTH.
>Keep replying, your thread sucks and Im getting (yous).
kek proof men are normies. (yous) are just likes for men who want to feel special and different.
LOL AMY SCHUMER IN HOSPITAL WITH A KIDNEY INFECTION
WOMEN LITERALLY GET SERIOUSLY ILL IF THEY WIPE THEIR CUNT THEIR WRONG WAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats what she gets for fucking 50 guys, eating shit food, doing hard drugs and being a fat piece of shit all in the name of slut empowerment.
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Read for yourself. Women are disgusting.
men have value to women because they need protection from other men
I am pretty close to there, oregano! Not OP though
How do I become more motivated?
>>REEEEE HELP HELP SAVE ME MEN
Nice fantasy, de Sade. I need you like I need necrotising fasciitis.
Ah yes, I missed the disclaimer that says I have to have a penis. You're a sore thumb in the ass of everyone who is forced to interact with you, perpetually getting covered in dissatisfied shits and thinking you're somehow cleaner for it.
>He did the right thing and didnt rape you
damn the bar is really low for men to be considered good.
this is a thread full of bait
ask on Jow Forums if you want serious answers
There have been studies with huge sample sizes that show men pair bond more than women in every case. You don't feel love, look at the shit other women are saying itt they only see relationships as "what do they offer me what do I get out of it" then you project that shit on us.
Women and feminists are literally nothing but projection
>Dont reject him then.
And here we arrive right back at the original point.
Males don't want love. They don't care about women's feelings. All they want is an obedient fucktoy/slave.
How hideous do you have to be to be a girl and never get approached.
Is this true Scotsman fallacy?
I've seen normies got bitter and flex on women if they get rejected, top. If a person threatens you, congrats, you've made a right decision. Hard not to when they are a walking talking red flag of a human trash.
Ugly retarded autistic incels aren't representative of men like how BPD women aren't representative of women.
Set up small goals and just work. Getting into the routine is half the job. Nothing wring with slacking off if you get back on the right track sooner or later.
Uno what I found hilarious.
All these women telling incels to go outside and talk to women yet none of these women would ever talk to an incel if they had the chance.
Women are lying sacks of shit who deserve to be raped.
So why are you here then?
Love doesnt exist. Its about making kids and preserving the race. Women are just baby capsules. Accept it.
If men did not facilitate the liberation and protection of women you would be treated like they are in the middle east.
I do like de Sade though! Philosophy in the Bedroom is very interesting play. I was with a sadist once, she like tying me in knots and molesting me and then cuddling me afterwards. What a twisted lady.
>There have been studies with huge sample sizes that show men pair bond more than women in every case.
That's not the same as love. Men don't love more; they are only more possessive. They will abuse you and threaten to kill your family just to make sure you don't leave them, then look for a girl to fuck the next day. No amount of alleged "pair bonding" humanizes these creatures.
Dude seriously gtfo, you aren't smart and you're doing nothing but making males look bad.