Having sex is not that hard

>he has money
Get out.

Sorry guybots and galbots, I OP am not even trying to humble brag or whatever I am just really depressed lately and it's hard to shake off the feeling that I will die alone

But that's illegal in burger land

As a fellow incel robot who hasn't had sex in an astonishingly lonely 4 years, I, too, don't know if I will ever have a girlfriend again.
Life is too cruel for us.

Every time I think about how true this is, I feel like the biggest fucking loser
I have to lie and make stories about sexual things that I did based off the porn video I jacked off to that day

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i said YOU could easily pay for a hooker you idiot. i didn't said anything about me having money, i don't have a job and i still live with my parents.
prostitution is illegal in almost every country user, but you still can manage to find a lot of hookers if you go out at midnight

>astonishingly lonely 4 years
That must be a record.

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Can't tell if /sarcasm or not, but yeah, it's pretty hard. Once you get a taste, you really know what you're missing.
>tfw no more good morning bjs before going to school

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Improve your life until someone falls in love with you. Even a silent autist can manage this if he constantly improves himself.

Now that's what I call humble bragging user c'mon now. It was 7 going on 8 years for me before I had sex again last year and this year but it's with someone I don't really like or have any contact with outside of sex. I am sure this is the definition of low self esteem

>Even a silent autist can manage this if he constantly improves himself

You sure about that? This has not been my experience.

I will continue improving myself for the other benefits but as far as I can tell finding love is not one of them for autistic introverts.

youtube.com/watch?v=a-S744n7vrg
5:20 boys
>on a sub channel of Jow Forums called rk9
>rk9
these are the people who read the news. mainstream media is presented by normies for normies.

Make sure to improve all aspects of your life, user. There's more than just lifting weights and pulling in money. Think about your hygiene, hobbies, and social skills. Training these, as well, will improve your overall score faster.

meaningless sex is basically masturbation. just feels better

That's not really how it works. In the end you will just end up a better person who still has no gf. It's worth it for its own sake but you're certainly not guaranteed to find love. Speaking from experience

plus you dont have to clean up if you cum on/in them

I've done all that stuff dude that doesn't make women just magically want you or want to be with you it just means you improve your image and lifestyle and it's a good way to attract materialistic whores