What denomination of Christianity are you Jow Forums?

This. all roads lead to rome. the catholic church has long been misleading the masses with its hypocrisy and half truths

Lutheran, Church of Sweden (YES!).

If you're not southern baptist, you're a cuck

>calls himself a 'christian'
>hasn't even mutilated a single baby's dick today

get real

protestant come at me papists faggots. orthodoxy is pretty cool tho.

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I do not believe in fairytales

Pentecostal
Not the crazy snake handlers though

Nondemonimational. I follow closely the word of Christ from the gospels. I am slightly interested in gnostic and Valentinian teachings, but I won't buy them 100% unless I get some sort of sign from God telling me to become a gnostic.

Southern Baptists go to hell for playing Uno

Arian

originalibus follower of Arius

Mormon. Get on my fucking level.

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>t. Orthocuck

>be Catholic
>Hur Dur U Orthocuck
Only a Catholic gets called out for being ass blasted to shit and then ass blasts himself.

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Branch Davidian

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>our pope who is anti pope
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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None
what has Christianity ever done for me.

Catholic
I agree with most of the teachings and the theology of the church, that's why I stuck with it

Stop believing in a foreign desert religion

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None. I'm an atheist.

>Not knowing Mormonism is an AMERICAN religion.

Southern Baptist
Originally

>implying that ooga boogaing in a forest is any more advanced or noble than ooga boogaing in a savannah

I was raised Roman Catholic, but I'm more of a Deist. Still believe the Catholic Church is the superior church though.

orthodox to the point of pain when someone says istanbul or turkey
to the point of pain when someone says Catholic instead of Roman Catholic
to the point of pain when I'm in the same room as a baptist
im beyond autistically orthodox

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Is there any good online version of the Orthodox bible? I'm a poorfag so I'd like to receive the true word of God without having to give shekels to some publisher who likely changed a million things anyways.

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>who likely changed a million things anyway
literally the only thing that angers me in the orthodox study bible is wineskins are changed to bottles and even thats arbitrary since bottles = another term for wineskins

just buy an orthodox study bible off of amazon or something. otherwise you can just read an online nkjv and septuagant since thats what the OSB is minus footnotes and passage explanations, apologetics, maps, etc

tl;dr buy the book

also a54SjWz

a little theology server I may or may not run
come in and say you're from here and I'll pass ur vetting alot quicker

The Atheist denomination

BUMP U ~~~
anyone here pray during school/work vocally?
how? Do you just excuse yourself or?

You forgot to tip your original fedora.

what a fucking loser Imao

not nice words
what have I ever said to you that made you treat me this way

that insult doesnt really work on r9k

Catholic, but I think the Orthodoxy's alright.

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60% of r9k is literally afraid to leave their house, they have no need for hats

Have a (You) for that pic.

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The eastern Orthodox were drunk with the power of the Pope of Rome at Chalcedon, and were fine with calling themselves 'Roman' until the Great Schism. The Coptic Church and all those in communion with her is the true Church.

>Mennonite
Essentially technologically advanced Amish without all the weird incest. Come join our peaceful beliefs and farming communities friends.

>Pentecostal
Is it true that you dance during worship and actually shout out "Yes Lord!" or "Amen!" while the Pastor is doing his sermon?
In which case, do your parents not teach you self control or how to keep your mouth shut in church? It seems awfully rude to interupt a Pastor like that.