Can't get laid without money

man lets start at the bottom and work our way up, okay? just get me with a not-too-fat 4/10 first and then we can see about shooting for the moon, maybe? (also like 1.5/3 ain't bad)

I think she looks alright
t. nonfat nondisfigured 6'5" KV

Fair enough
>looks alright
>unattractive asian
pick one

How is that last one true if the premise of the tweet is true?

I can't believe I'm never going to get laid.

>fire an incel
>incel claims lgbt status as an asexual
>massive lawsuit and sjw wank
yeah this would be the death sentence of any company that did it

This shit is going too far, she's likely to get vanned.

It's real. WHAT THE FUCK. What is going on with the world right now?

>apply for job
>have to take mandatory penis inspection and virginity test

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why would you be fired for your lack of a sex life?

because it means you hate women and want to murder them

Well thats true
But thats besides the point

how about if i just fear women and want them to leave me alone (because the only women who approach me are fundraisers and bums)?

The next time you think about voting democrat think about what would happen if these crazy cunts actually had power.
Republican for the rest of my life here.

i'm not a ceo but if i were i'd say "fucking nothing if their work is good."

well actually i'd be smarter and just ignore it because i'm a ceo and i shouldn't dignify bullshit with a response, but you know

im honestly not really right wing when it comes to most subjects outside of mass immigration but im probably never voting for a liberal politician for the rest of my life because they are just mouthpieces for people like this

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Female Logic:

>Get Incels fired from their jobs cause of soggy-knees
>Now a growing underclass of homeless, sexually frustrated, literal misogynistic men, with nothing to lose and an axe to grind
>"That'll teach those incels to be less....virgin and socially ostracised!"

We need to bring temple prostitutes back. No Incels in Rome because every boy that was old enough got to fuck one of them. Succubi and their precious holes btfo. The entire wage-slave system is partly a result of vagina hoarding. Men don't really need much to be happy. They only work hard to attract a mate.

So now I need to have a sex life, wtf

I will vote exclusively for Democrats for now if only see the whole thing fall apart even faster.

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agreed. it's obvious to people with eyes and a brain. recently there's been a huge surge in outdoorsman, bushcraft shit.
men don't give 2 shits about this advanced civilization shit.
we want good and pussy and entertainment, that simple.

food*
original
originalx2

Remember when we used to joke about the "virgin police" beating down your door?

seems like thats just around the corner. I didn't realise just how much roasties fucking HATE ugly male virgins.

You don't need money to get laid do you? Paying for it is prostitution anyway, think you're supposed to seduce those thots or something

It's not a vicious circle. Try buying a female a meal sometime or buying her a drink first or some bullshit and tell me it's impossible to get laid.

Is this lady on twitter seriously implying that we should fire them all also? OMFG A NON-SEX HAVING INCEL HE WANTS IN MY PANTS KILL IT WITH FIRE

My friend, our jokes and nightmares are slowly becoming reality

meme magic

>You don't need money
>Try buying a meal

Was it mental illness?

>Try buying a female a meal sometime or buying her a drink first or some bullshit and tell me it's impossible to get laid.
>be a beta orbiter, it'll work bruh

If I remember right isn't the black guy gay?

Her marriage is a literal SJW match.

>company sponsored women to take your virginity

just b urself brah, like for real, it's not hard.

>Company offers virgin wives to employees to strengthen loyalty to the employer and increase productivity
It's actually a really good idea, like an emperor giving women to his vassals as a reward for serving well.

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>implying companies need loyalty
they're the ones who starting the gig economy and 0 hero contracts, not us.

A good company in a free market absolutely requires loyalty, just like any monarchy.

>Hear banging at the door
>"Open up its the VIB(Virgin Investigation Bureau)
>Cracks door "hello officer"
>Hello user, according to are sources, your social media account activity indicates that you may be a virgin and you need to come with us".
>Other officer grabs my arm and puts a metal bracelet on my wrist
>"There's a mistake. I'm just taking a break from social media right now and my gf is....is
>"Is where son? We don't have all day. Oh, and whats her name too if you don't mind".
>s-shes out of town and her name is Fem Annon
>Hmm, well we checked with a Fem Annon earlier this morning and according to her you two know each other"
>....As friends
>I KNEW IT
>darts back*
>GET ON THE GROUND FUCKO, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!
>QUIT STRUGGLING, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BE YOURSELF!!!!!
>Lose energy and get handcuffed
>Officers drag me away from my home
>My neighbors start cheering and applauding the two officers
> Get thrown in the back of a police van with three other guys
>Pass out
>Wake up strapped to a table
>Guy leaning over me tells me i'm now chemically castrated because they couldn't find anyone who wanted my genes
>Go home
> Get a card in the mail a few days later
>Its an invitation to a ball that celebrates getting rid of potential killers
>It's couples only
>Go to sleep

>you have employees that are virgins, so they should be fired
yikes.

WEEYUUUUWEEEYUUWEEE

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Why are we being spammed by Ellen Pao? She's posted at least 10 times in the last few hours.

Fuck the world it ain't real

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just like with the pronoun shit

I think OP is implying the future will make the last one true. It'll be a requirement in order to get a job.

>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BE YOURSELF

Got me.

>let's prevent these disenfranchised and socially alienated young men from providing basic needs for themselves through gainful, productive employment
>wow why are these disenfranchised young men lashing out at society? WTF nobody could have possibly expected this

Free market is "muh true communism" tier meme, though.

come on bro she looks like a MtF

Which one of you guys did this? I was looking up that post and someone left this.

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That's one cringy picture man

The virgin police cracks me up. People used to talk about being okay with admitting they're a virgin, now they better keep that a secret especially if you're older.

god idfk
roginal

Get the fuck out idiot. Go back to incel queers or wherever you came from.

This is not plebbit.

Kill yourself retard.

Hello, I'm Murray Rothbard. I took time off from massaging my enormous genitals to make these posts.

>Don't ask women out in public, that's rude and inconsiderate
>Don't use dating apps, it reduces relationships to a game
>Don't put sex on a pedestal, you'll never get a relationship that way
>Don't ignore women, only misogynists do that
>Don't watch porn, it makes you put unrealistic standards on women
>Don't fall back on 2D girls and anime, that sexualizes young women

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Doesn't the word whore refer to someone who has a lot of sex? You probably meant to say bitch or something.