Balls are the size of an apple

Just get them lobbed off, you only need your cock.

(You)
HPD cuck go make a facebook or tumblr account or whatever

but how would you shoot your goo, dude?

What's the point of making this thread when it's a complete fucking lie? Did you really think this would be a good joke? Fucking idiot

how's your dick?
oregononoyes

Ask a fucking doctor? You're making this up, though, or the doctor that confirmed it wasn't a tumor would have explained it.

I've had this once. During puberty and my dick is deliciously huge, so it made sense.

It's called a hydrocele*.

If you can shine a flashlight through your balls and see through all the flesh that isn't your actual testicle, you're good and it's not a tumour.

You gotta go to urologist for surgery to get rid of it, but it's not malignant except for pants fitting uncomfortably.

What really pissed me off was that none of the whores I fucked said a fucking word. Still pisses me off.

So you get an explanation from your doctors each time you have an ailment? Went to my GP with this issue for the first time about a year ago, since she's a woman and I generally don't like to talk about my genitals with people. She squeezed them a bit and couldn't find anything besides my testicles, so she sent me to the urologist for further screening. Since we have universal health care in my country getting an appointment there takes a good 6 to 9 months unless it's urgent, he didn't find anything malicious either. I didn't get a diagnosis slip so I don't recall the name, but I do believe it was what said. If it can be removed by regular surgery I might have severely misunderstood my doctor, but I'm still scared of taking a knife to my balls. Unlike the images I've seen while googling that term though, I don't have a swelling in a particular region due to water accumulation, the entire sack is enlarged.

Sorry to disappoint, it's average and uncut.

>find chicks

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>post balls on Jow Forums
>get pin-point located through the thread count of my sheets
I'd rather not, you can probably look up porn for that. Also I didn't shave in a long ass time.

Faggot, either post balls or kys

Don't fucking look this gift horse in the mouth, user, that is no problem at all

I, on the other hand, have an above average dick but my balls are little as fuck. It's embarrassing to see my tenyearold looking balls

>>get pin-point located through the thread count of my sheets
I...what now?

Having massive balls is a huge fetish of mine

i'm ok with this

someone once got doxxed based off the wood grain from their flooring once or some shit like that

Post balls, get doxxed if you dont

Since we're talking about balls, can i insert my question?

my right nut is off or something. while fapping at certain positions it either waants to rest at a weird angle that makes me feel uncomfortably weird, or it completely sinks into my body and i have to like push it out by pressing above my dick. doesn't really hurt but makes me intensely uncomfortable like its about to from one wrong move

went to urologists about peeing alot, didn't bring this up but i got fondled and even a US of my bladder and thats all fine. cant go back, this was nearly a year ago and im still filing insurance for my like 3 visits (thanks Obama)

>protip always be gentle with your nuts

>get doxxed
>This guy was on Jow Forums for help with his big balls, HA!
>backfires, immediately contacted by dozens of interested women
its a win win situation user

Have you listened to any mixtapes lately? It could be mustard gas, I would seriously get it checked out.

How would the size of his balls help him get a woman?

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Come on user, you can't start a thread like this and now expect to have to post em.

that happens to me if I fap while lying on my back, I dont think its a big issue
just sit up when you're jerkin

I only think it is because it wasn't like this before and might effect my sexual performance (with myself)

I don't get the joke if there is one, do I sound like a nog to you?

>contacted by dozens of interested women
You mean the women who don't browse Jow Forums in the first place?
Slight hyperbole, but remember the Burger King salad stomper? He got doxxed based off the floor tiling or wood grain of the floor, I don't remember exactly.

>claims to have monster nuts
>wont post proof
Y'know OP it takes a special kinda faggot to not show his bros his balls after a claim like that

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Literally post your fucking balls, or kill yourself.

They found him by the GPS coordinates on the picture, which Jow Forums removes nowadays,

POST YOU FUCKING NUTS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Do it do it do it do it do it do it
Do it do it do it do it do it do it
Do it do it do it do it do it do it

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I think some are into that. Probably some evolutionary explanation to back when nuts were on display at all times

Fucking lying OP with a shit excuse. Kill yourself out of Jow Forums.

>You mean the women who don't browse Jow Forums in the first place?
The way I picture it is some normies making a Facebook post to tease but just end up advertising your big bag to all the stacies.

Wear tighter trousers so it's blatantly obvious.

p-post little balls, user...??

>tfw no teabagging bf with nuts half the size of my face
You need someone to orally worship them so you can appreciate your gift, user!

At least you can wear tight pants and show off your dick bulge. Large balls only cause discomfort in tight clothes.

While somewhat true, I do get looks from girls if I'm wearing tight fitting pants, but I just know they'd laugh at my small balls. They seriously look like the nuts of a middle schooler, shit is not cash at all

General anesthesia is a thing user.

Could pretend to be a big dicked shota, but I presume you're too masculine and tall for that. Meanwhile I could use body paint and mask, then attend a furry convention as a tanuki.

I'm pretty sure most women wouldnt evven notice, let alone care. They'll be focused on your dick mostly and you're probably exxaggerating the issue to yourself

No proof? OP is larping, take a pic of crotch with pants on if true

It's very noticeable, and exaggerating or not I'm extremely self conscious about it, shits weak af user

Do you have a low sperm count?

Fucking faggot op
Here i posted my balls
Nothing happened

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Steve is that you? stop posting your balls

Nice balls. 8/10 would slurp n' suck on

I wouldn't know, but it's very likely considering my diet, substance abuse and overall poor health

Dude, go on twitter and look at the shit female porn artists draw. Most focus entirely on the penis and the balls are an absolute afterthought.

I promise you, no girl will give you shit. Just turn the lights down.

What happens when you nut? Does it relieve pressure and do you cum a lot?

Are you gay?
cus i go both ways ;p

Mother fucker you better be right, or I'm going to beat Cho's high score if a girl laughs at my tiny balls

You have a discolored spot on your dick. Do you have vitiligo? (depigmentation is common on genitals)

I mean, pressure builds naturally in the balls and prostate (I presume) when you masturbate, right? Ball/taint sweat is an issue when I do it, it just gets obscenely warm down there. In regards to cum, I can't really tell, I've never measured, but it's enough that neither cum rag nor paper towel are viable. If I'd had to guesstimate I'd say 2 tbsp worth.

Aight boys looks like we've got ourselves a nutsack thread

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You're Scottish aren't you?

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Those look like delicious low hanging nuts. Awesome. Why no pubes?

Here are some ballsticles.

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Do they smell nice?

hmmmm originati

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Man, I just posted in another thread about the smell. I described it as sweetened vinegar with a slight earthy/umami note.

Dats some meaty cock user

Sounds like they need to be cleaned by mouth after a good run.

These are some meaty balls

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>haha user what are you doing sniffing down there??? You're such a joker!

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Those are plums, user.

Just trimmed a bit too much and fucked it all up

>alright user, i'm home from football!
>time for your dinner

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o gods stoooop. (don't stop)

tfw no big sweaty dick bf to feed you dick when you wake up.

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Oh gosh all those scents and sweaty cock flavors stinking under the hood and under the balls all night... It'd be heaven to wake up choked on a pair.

Yes. Or sitting under his computer chair sucking and edging him. Seeing how many times he can cum on your face in a single day, wearing it to bed. Being the little spoon while your brain is fried from the smell of his cum. No homo.

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The next morning your nostrils filled with the thick stench of his spent loads, hungry you subconsciously lick your lips and taste the slightly bitter and salty flavor your brain immediately floods and is saturated with his testosterone. It's not like you would ever do it again, right bro?

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Haha yeah, it was just a prank.

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Hey, at least you can see your balls. I can't.
>inb4 obsese
No, hypogonadism.

That's just the cavity your balls were in before they dropped
Fun Fact: Trannys put them in there and tuck their bemis back to look as of they have none

Is there anything you can do about that? Taking some hormones or something? I've grown fond of fondling my own balls while working on stuff at home while my brain is on idle.

Getting HCG is harder than getting estrogen.

Why is that? Expensive as fuck or does it have severe side effects?

Doctors don't like giving it out. Same with test.

Dude, just bounce around on them like that fucking episode of South Park, that would be fucking dope dude. Is your cock proportionate to your taters?

Get out of here Destiny, apples aren't the size of gymnastic balls to us normal people.
Also no, it's rather average 5.8" +-0.2

One of my balls is kinda peanut shaped where instead of it being one limp it's two that are connected
More like a peanut shape than an 8 though
What does mean