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Where my fellow angry alcoholics at?

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I have my life mostly in order except for the social aspects, but being a 28 year old virgin seriously makes finding the will to continue living difficult. People told me that if I just went through college, got a decent job, that things would fall into place, but that advice doesn't apply to people like us. I'm seriously considering suicide if I don't have a girlfriend by my 30th birthday.

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Im gonna be 24 next week. Will join you after a year.

3:30 am and I'm in sad modo, but give me like 8 hours and I'll be angry as fugg

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here. Unable to keep job due to excessive amount of 40oz intake.

Angry recovering heroin addict checking in. What's everyone listening to tonight? I got Elliott Smith on.

Heart of the congos

Congrats on getting clean btw, heroin is destroying the community where I live, my dad died from it

>28
>Had a single fwb for 3 months 2 years ago
>Able to make small talk to woman/make them laugh
>Not great in large groups, mostly because people always know other's better/someone's more charismatic
>Part time job, huge potential
>Live at home/don't drive
>Have $70k saved & invested in ETFs since I was working full time for 3.5 years
I'm not really sure where I am or where I should aim for. Obviously driving would be a huge step in the right direction but I can't believe it's the only thing "holding" me back.
I just don't know how to make the most of what I've currently got.

Thanks, man, and you have my sympathy for your father. The stuff is such poison. I still crave the shit every day. I'm debating Suboxone but fear putting any kind of opioid into me.

And your music selection made me think of my brother, who's a big reggae fan.

>tfw REALLY want to just spend a good amount of time caressing a woman's thigh's/ass/vag/tits while chatting
>Slowly move to foreplay
>Want to eat pussy for at least 30 minutes
>Would want sex but fine with a hj+bj/titjob
>Can't do the first 3 with an escort due to how disgusting that would be
>Can't actually find a woman because I'm as interesting as a door

>trying to get on with my job
>for some reason people like talking to me now
>I get in trouble because people are talking to me
Fuck I hate being a wageslave

>tfw haven't been drunk in 4 years

Alright, what should i buy today to get hammered on?

With 31 yo I'm slowly turning into some kind of "artist" because I started learn how draw and paint about 1 year ago and look like I will continue drawing and painting until I died of suicide or cirrhosis. My life is pretty much have a job to buy art supplies and alcohol, avoid talk to much with people, sell the things I paint and enjoy some extra income from the paintings.

It's 5:00 AM right now in my country, I'm absolutely drunk and I need in two hours.

i became so depressed i lost all passion for art and now i have nothing

shit sux

what are you doing about it exactly?

Can you post some of your art? I'd like to see it.

28 years old
My ex was an angry drunk I couldn't ever drink with her
Going on six months of no pussy don't really care I went 26 years without it
I finally have a real job I've kept for a year 40k salary 17 and some change a hour
>The Hives - Die alright

six months since I've broke up with my ex, and also six months since I last got laid

it's starting to hit hard, not physically necessarily as much as mentally

You most have had a loving relationship I had a leech that demanded money,a place to stay and dick for nothing in return
>The Hives - Square one here I come

I'm 27 years old and I was in a relationship for a year and a half with a high school senior who moved away for her first year of university. We got along great, she was a virgin and sex eventually got great once I molded her right but once she left and shit became pseudo long distance we started fighting a lot and I quickly realized it's not going to last ,especially because she went from a super small town to a proper big city.

Then she reinitiated contact a month ago to tell me that she fucked another guy a few weeks after we broke up and that fucking killed me despite I got over her fairly quickly. It will never cease to amaze me how women can emotionally get over a significant other so quickly. If I was dead I wouldn't even be cold in the ground yet. I don't like the generalize with women because that's one thing I hate the most about this board, but if there was truly one thing that they all got in common, it's exactly that.

I'm 27 and I can rightfully say that there are 14 year olds who have experienced more in life than me. The kicker? I couldn't give less of a shit, I'm just waiting out this ride till I'm dead. I would take an early exit but that requires effort I'm not willing to exert, instead I'm just slowly committing suicide by having a shit diet, sedentary lifestyle and ignoring my health.

I've met nice women but they're usually taken or are only "good" because they've been treated badly before i/e single mothers
>Artic Monkeys - Pretty Visitors

>stuck in a job i hate

For me it personally sucks because life without a woman is essentially wasted time, I need them to provide anesthesia for everything that's shit.

I'm just going to expire, I might as well expire with a nice younger woman next to my side. I understand how dumb that entire philosophy is very well but that's how I naturally feel no matter how much I don't want to.

Angry recovering dissociative addict here

>sleeping the other night hoping to not wake up
>wake up

At least god emperor is entertaining us with his daily shenanigans.

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>once I molded her right
How do you do this?

I'm 29 and have never had a hangover. Had a couple beers and they tasted like piss to me.

Is this bad?

It's extremely easy to shape inexperienced virgins into whatever sexual stuff you like. They don't know anything, they don't know what standards and common social norms are. If you are an easy going charming guy you can literally get them to like anything.

6 months after I met her she was already really into anal and she was swallowing every time, even in the mornings. It kinda aches to know that you will never have that again, no woman ever wants to swallow in the fucking morning.

If you want to have a hangover from beers you probably have to have about dozen of them. They all taste like shit unless they are near ice cold.

It's a silly thing to desire hangovers anyway. It's better not to drink anyway if you don't seem to desire it.

Yeah I started taking psychoactive herbs (skullcap mostly) its about the same as being held with your face on so tits
I came in this world naked and alone and thats how I'll leave it
>The Vines - Get Free

You'll die eventually anyway no need to be a faggot. I figure, if you're really suicidal, may as well start to sperg out and become a lolcow for your and others' enjoyment first, just for the hell of it. That's the least you could do.

I've slowly been going to sleep earlier. I think sleep must give the body some form of chemicals because I tend to always wake up on a high.

However lately as I get more and more depressed I can't get to sleep for a long time and wake up frequently in the night. I can't remember the last time I slept all the way through without waking up. It's so bad I now look at my clock every time, it usually says 2, 3, 4, 5am, and then force myself to sleep.

I had a horrible nightmare I was having sex with my niece. I am so fucked up.

You gotta chill nigga, have a delicious spliff your drink

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>raging alcohol meme
Not everyone is an angry drunk. Stop this shitflinging meme. I'm a somber drunkard.

Ghost of Eliot Rogers here, females and their double standards can go fuck themselves. They can approach him too.

There any normie ghosts?

>muh life isn't fair :((((

tough luck nigga

I'm only 20, but I drink 4 racks of pbr a week. Am I in?

>tfw song plays when you finally make it\
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who was Eliyot Roger originaly ?
he sounds jewish

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>you are 30+ and not an alcoholic
Outcast among outcasts.

This so much!! Who said life was fair?
>"Life sucks then you die"

Use die Wikipedia

I hate how these threads feel underage these days.

Elli yot rodger was originaly a famous left wing female right activist who got shot .

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The older I've gotten the less age seems to matter everybody is pretty much retarded

unironicaly we should stop living the way we do.
the reason nobody is geting laid is because of the internet.

think about it.

Yes.

And sometimes an angry virgin causes that last.

*wink*

people who were born in the 90's still all act and talk like children/teens. I hate these threads now. 30+ threads are what's needed but those threads get invaded by youngfags anyway.

>unironicaly
>nobody is geting laid
why not get off your phone and get the fuck our of here then?

Yeah I don't know man I've never got along well with other millennials since my older brothers are Gen X so I don't really get all the whiney special snowflake bullshit

I don't get along with them either. You can't do anything without them thinking it's cringey. They just want to blend in like the walls.

>They just want to blend in like the walls.
This. i've thought of them like teenage girls on the inside but I like the way you put it user.

sorry, like the way you put it.

Why were we forced to be born and have them as peers? People say it gets better but imagine what hell it will be when they run the workplace. They want to keep it like high school forever.

>people think men our age give a shit about advanced civilization and contributing to a society

we're just forced to do it...

I wish I hadn't been born but here we are. I keep to myself most of the time these days. Minimal interaction with the world helps a bit.

I smacked around some dindus that tried to mug me two weeks ago. I'm a fucking manlet I'm just really into martial arts. I was hoping to die but I'm still here.

>I smacked around some dindus that tried to mug me two weeks ago
you should feel good about that