Have a small dick

there's something about brown cracks that make me scowl and avert my face

Does it bother anyone else how close girl's anuses are to their vaginal canals? Imagine how many shit particles are in every girls puss.

7 inches is average for sexually active men

7.5 is no avg and that's where I am at. Three girls have seen it and said that it was "nice" and that it made them cum 2-3x

What makes you think I care about a woman's happiness?

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if you keep your toothbrush in your bathroom then congrats you've been brushing your teeth with shit particles due to the nature of toilet flushing. shit particles can even reach other areas of the house

because if the woman you are with is unhappy then she will leave you? fucking incel fags need to neck themselves already

You think lesbians would agree with the notion that you need a dick at all to "make a woman happy"? What about Asians? You have a face, you have hands and you can always buy shit.

absolutely revolting. why do men defend roasties?

Most of the time it doesn't fucking fit without lube user, and they either get all bitchy about it or start crying that they're worthless and can't satisfy you. You're not missing out on much

There are too many of us to neck my normalshit friend.

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Yeah but the difference is that I dont keep my toothbrush right next to my asshole while in shitting. Vaginas are less than an inch away from assholes, and they are the perfect site for bacterial infection.

>have normal sized dick
>mutilated

Life's not fair.

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doesnt stop girls from making fun of your small/ugly dick

I have a question for you OP, why do you care about women or what makes women happy? You aren't a woman and shouldn't seek validation from other people, don't go full on narcissistic but you don't need to care that much about other people lol. Happiness comes from within, master yourself.

Yeah but it still sucks knowing you will always be a joke in bed.

>tfw dick is too small to bottom her out
>tfw tongue is too small to get to the clit without scratching my tongue on my teeth and getting blisters

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How exactly is this supposed to work? You can't just go around asking women how shallow their vag is.

Seconding this sauce totally original request

I dont want to make a woman happy and fulfilled i want to make myself happy and fulfilled

How the fuck is that even possible. SUCK on the clit you dumb virgin. Like a nipple.

>have big dick (20 cm/8 inches)
>also have phimosis and short frenulum, so no sex for me
REEEEEEEEEEE

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Whatever you do, DON'T get cut unless you try every available other option first. Get some steroid creme and try stretching. Find a doctor who is critical of circumcision.

I don't know if I was just unlucky and they somehow fucked my shit up but being cut sucks big time.

>r9k
>thinks virgin is an insult
Maybe I am not good at sucking clit, but it never seems to go the distance. Like, the girl always needs that little bit of tongue flicking to get off

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>15 inches deep
Ok big boi

SAUCE ON OP PLEASE?

lookadw

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SAUCE PLEASE OH MY DIIIII

She can't be more than 4'6".

She's is 5'2"

Got it sadly not longer but made me cum pretty hard
m.xhamster.com/videos/fucking-wife-s-friend-8942213

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i just measured and i'm 7.5 inch and 5.6 girth

i'm black
you only get one perk from being black and I don't have it ..

The average dick is five inches. You are way above average.

>makes post about how penis won't satisfy a wamen
>wouldn't ever get that chance anyway

rip in peace to if anyone goes balls deep

is the whole dick-conscious thing a meme?
I'm average size and able to get my pic related's pussy to squirt on quiver

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>The average dick is five inches.
It's 6 if you exclude garbage 3rd world countries like India or Mexico.

Pro tip: asian women will have the tightest, most shallow vaginas.
Proven through genetics my man

most women can't cum solely from penetration anyway you stupid virgins. learn how to use your tongue and hands effectively and you'll be better at making women cum than dudes with giant cocks.

find me even one single peer-reviewed paper that confirms this. how is everyone on this board this fucking stupid.

well what size is your junk?

Women don't deserve to be happy or fulfilled.

can confirm, fingering and tonguing gf's clit makes her go nuts

Depends on the girl I guess. Im 5`5 tops and never had an actual complain. If you are not extremely undersized I think you can beat the average monster shlonger with technique and stamina + oral skills.
Most female friends tell me that a big dick isnt worth the trouble because they usually end up sore and big dicked dudes usually fuck like logs and rely too much on size.

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6in on the dot. It's no BCC people dream about but it does it's job just fine

Better than being cut I imagine

Chicks don't even like foreskinned dicks. You'll be fine, unlike me, I have a four inch fully erect. Get on my level next time you try to complain

Its 5.5 in US

t. amerimutilated

ok but who is she

Some have argued that girIs prefer girth over Iength

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Good lord she's milking that dick.

>tfw this will never be you

me on the right. (7x5)
I know its a good length by it just feels like nothing in my hand girthwise
I dont think mine would feel very filling/satisfying to women

Anyone got the full webm version of this? 's version is low res

HAHAHAHA
are you me?

GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU MOUTH BREATHING FUCK

NORMIES, LEAVE
REEEEEEEE
why post here?

Haha, no, but my sympathies user

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Op, that is Nicole Aniston. She's a pornstar, and like most women in the industry, very short; 5'3" in her case. The dude she's fucking is a manlet, barely taller than her erome.com/a/qnMZapkf

His dick is above average yes, but not huge. It looks large on his small frame.

So how do you all meausre your dick size? I push a rule hard into my fat and then meausre all the way until the end. Feels like cheating tho, because the practical length would not take into account the fat and the tip of the head.

Only correct way is standing straight, legs together, ruler flat on top of penis and push it lightly into the fat pad if you have one.