I just had my first prostate orgasm

I just had my first prostate orgasm
for a very long time I thought it was just a meme
had numerous failed attempts before
ask me anything

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>he feel for the prostate meme
enjoy wearing diapers when youre just 50 years old you fag

How'd you finally do it?

Fingers, stuff like toothbrush, or a dildo?

by being gay af

prostate orgasm doesn't require big stretching
I used a carrot that I shaped into the perfect form, put a condom on it, layed on my stomach on my bed, and started very slowly stimulating my rectum with lots of lube while looking at femdom porn
oh and another important thing I haven't fapped for 3 days and I put on a chastity cage for the action
after 30 minutes of stimulation I suddenly became extremely horny, before that I was just lightly poking my anus, but after it I HAD to push it in, fucking hard, and go faster and harder and stronger, I felt like I'm in another place, or I'm dreaming, intense horny orgasmic waves pulsating through my entire body, it was amazing, I could feel my tiny dick slowly spurting out cum

I couldn't stop smiling like I just inhaled laughing gas, every muscle in my body was trembling, out of my control, I couldn't think of anything else, just the fact that I HAVE TO PUSH IT DEEPER, HARDER, STRONGER, my entier pelvic area felt like melting with pleasure, I've never EVER felt this good before, this is like 10 times better than a good penile orgasm, at least, I think I'm going to get addicted to this

how can you be gay without being attracted to the same sex?

dry orgasm?

Diapers are good fun at any age bigot

by sticking thing in your ass
checked

So you pushed really hard on the prostate area?

don't answer it, it was a rhetorical quest-
nevermind
you can only be gay if you are attracted to the same sex you are
only after the intense horniness, when it hit me suddenly all the pain and discomfort disseappered and I wanted nothing more in the world then being pounded as hard and as fast as possible

you are like a little baby. come back when you fall for the coregasm meme.

please elaborate, what's that?

it's cumming just from doing a type of crunches. i think it might also stimulate your prostate too but you don't have to stick anything up your bum.

I read that in Arnold's voice.
youtube.com/watch?v=BdVCfDioTcY

i have an issue with my dick that needs to heal, so i basically can't jerk off for a pretty long time. haven't nutted in over 10 days and i literally wanted a release so bad that i bought a dildo

it's 5.5 inches and 4.5 around and on my 4th day having it it just seems to hurt whenever i try to use it

read the thread?
use lube, a lot of lube, I also recommend putting a condom over the dildo
make sure your bowels are empty, its better if you fast for an entire day before
start out slowly
relax
lay on the bed, get comfy, find a position where you can gently poke your ass with the dildo while laying still and being comfortable
if you can, watch some porn material from the bed while doing that, without contracting any muscle apart from your hand that's holding the dildo
make sure you dont have to get up for at least an hour, so you must be alone, and the porn must be long, etc
just keep gently poking your anus, circle around it, find a spot and pressure amount that feels good
dont touch your dick for the whole time
keep poking
very slowly, progressively poke deeper, harder, but very slowly, build it up, you also need vivid fantasies to get into the mood
if you keep doing this, and you watch the proper porn material for this, and keep getting hornier, eventually you will be fucking yourself with the dildo, and you can go faster and harder
it'll take at least 30 but probably 60 minutes to reach the orgasm state
you will know when you are there

>shaped into the perfect form
What is this form?

Did cum shoot out or just precum?

a dick
I mostly meant shaping into the perfect size, not form, so a beginner like me could use it
cum I think? I left a pretty big puddle on my sheets

>have an issue with my dick that needs to heal
what is this issue?

>a dick
>b-but prostate stimultation isn't gay
Men are predisposed to liking this shit, to the point where carrots aren't gonna cut it anymore. Eventually you are going to want a dick in you pounding you hard and fast. You have opened a door you can't close. Even if you have the gall to claim being fucked in the ass by a man isn't gay because you aren't "attracted" to him, you are still attracted to his penis, which is fucking gay no matter how you cut it.

>tfw this is motivating me to pick up that dildo that i haven't touched in months

>You have opened a door you can't close.
The sphincter takes care of that.

I'm not attracted to penises, keep projecting though, I find it really amusing

>projecting
Sure bro. See you in trap/sissy threads ;)

>See you in trap/sissy threads ;)
>he regularly lurks/posts in trap/sissy threads
...and projection confirmed, keep digging

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>britfeel
>brits in the same category as the gay stuff

I just fucking hate seeing that uninteresting general every single day

Oh look, filters anyone can add in literally 20 seconds
Why are you so afraid to be gay today?

keep moving the goalpost
and keep digging deeper

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>keep digging deeper
Already practicing the lines you'll use on your boyfriend with me? You're absolutely shameless, flamboyanlty so

>more projections
kek

>touching your own body is gay alright?

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>cum I think?
How the fuck do you not know? Precum is clear has no white spots, cum has white in.

because its hard to tell when its just a puddle on your sheets drying up