Be fembot

>be fembot
>never grew up with any girly role models
>mother doesn't know jackshit about makeup and fashion
>because of this i have trouble making friends with other girls
>tomboyish personality attracts boys
>not chads but fucking s.oiboys
>cut off all of my """friends""", haven't had any new ones for 5 years
>fucking tired of having friends who are either "lulz im so quirky" or "i had a hard life baby me"
>but since i don't know anything about girly shit i scare off girly girls 99% of the time
how can i get friends who are either girly girls or normies? is there some easy, simple trick that normies know on making normie friends without fucking up?

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I suggest you transition desu

i'll be your friend user
add me on discord Fart#7651

i am a (((girl)))

Fembots don't exist. The easiest way to get "friends" as a girl is opening your legs our leading others on with the promise of sex. "girlfriends" will only be your friends if they can look better while next to you or you are connected to people / jobs / locations that they desire.

The only way for you to bond in a similar way to the male bonding you seek to emulate is through childbirth. A mother's love is stronger than even the greatest bromance assuming you're not mentally ill. Have a nice life.

You are asking here for normie-tricks to get normie friends? Wow

dude OP is a girl why would she transition?

OP just take it one day at a time.

Your just unique, learn how to be a traditional house wife and meet a nice right wing boy who wants to make a white family free from normies.


If you wnat to chat tehre are fem bots in this R9K discord server 4C2J3S

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shut the fuck up, stop fucking with OP's life
she isn't a fucking brood sow you sick fuckers

Why do you want to be friends with only girly girls? Why not be friends with other tomboys?
Also /nomakeupmasterrace/

>makeup and fashion
YouTube?

>tomboyish personality
Television and movies?

That line of thinking is what causes women to hit a wall and kill themselves. What's she gonna do when she hits 35 and her looks are gone? Adopt a pack of cats? Become an activist for some nonsensical non-profit? Face it even if you have an easy way to get laid, that does not translate into an easy way to get a solid relationship with a good man at a higher age.

I am trying to encourage her it will get better and who cares if she isnt girly.

You know guys like traps because they are boys with girls bodys right?

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Thats right. She should be taking chad cock till she is so used up that nobody wants her. Than she becomes a cat-lady. All the cool girls do it.

>how can I get friends
stop being boring

>how can i get friends who are either girly girls or normies? is there some easy, simple trick that normies know on making normie friends without fucking up?
Just talk to people and be yourself.

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>"you're either a housewife or a whore, no other options!!!!"

K Y S Y O U R S E L F N O W

why not just watch some girly youtube shit and forget about trying to get friends

Did you not read the part where OP claimed she was a female?

Observe now a common occurence in groups of homo sapiens sapiens; the roastie getting toastie.

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stop fucking complaining girls literally have it easier than guys in nearly every single conceivable way. Just open your legs to a few onions boys and chads will come along eventually you dumb fucking whore

she isn't interested in girly shit, leave her alone.

I am right though
there's a huge gap in your thinking.
don't you know any women who aren't either mommies or whores or both?

by mommies do you mean literal mothers or girls who are likely to be good moms eventually?

Isn't that like saying guys are either assholes or nice guys ?

Atleast there isn't a huge stretched out gap between my legs you silly cunt. Make me a sandwich and I might give you an honest reply.

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literal mothers and girls who are motherly.

no, that's like saying guys are either bus drivers or carpenters.

>taking an animeposter seriously

user... i

what the fuck does that even mean you stupid fuck do you even think before you write stuff on the internet? Do yourself a favor and kill yourself, not like anyone else is gonna touch your dick anyways

>user... i
The roastie, when seeing no exit or way of validating her own feelings, resorts to attacking superficial visual matters in an attempt to take the spotlight off her own lack of ability and self-worth.

Tell me more hun.

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why cant we ip ban femanons ?

why not just annoy them by constantly asking femanons if we can lick their assholes?

let me say it again really slowly for everybody who has a hard time comprehending.

Do you know of
Any women
who are Not Whores
and Not Motherly?

why, wow you gusy are making me feel bad for being robot, stop abusing femanons taht are autistic just like ius.
yes she is roastie but who cares shes one of us

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Yeah, in fiction. Shouldn't you stop reading fairy tales sweetheart?

nice period

40-60% of females I know are neither motherly nor slutty

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hi there op! so im also trying my best to start being more feminine after being a lazy piece of shite tomboy fuck (i even had a Cursed tumblr phase where i thought i could pass off as a guy. kill me now please lol). watching makeup tutorials on youtube and just generally observing makeup pictures from online helps a lot. (buy some lower price makeup to practice with first !) i also started to try lots of new fashion styles that i never thought i would wear (skirts, sleeveless tops, etc) and that was actually a huge ego boost for me since everyone started complimenting me ahaha... maybe it will do the same for you?
and uhhh in order to become more ""girly/cutesy"" i just copied how girls acted in cheesy romance (k)dramas and also watched the other girls around me. i hope that somewhat helps??? good luck!!
if theres anything else i can add my two cents in, lmk and ill drop my contact for you!

why dont femanons just let use use their dirty tampons to make tea

i am getting at this: i think OP is one of those people who is neither a mommie nor whore.

i think originaly girls where a inferior form of men.
just like traps.
brainlets are the true topdog

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And how many of those females exist in the real world instead of inside your own head? I thought so.

Did you just assume OP's sexual habits? She never said all those basedboys didn't jackhammer their onions inside her floppy tomboy cunt.

I'm a tomboy and want to stay that way. I don't want to live a life that's vapud and boring to me. I see women with the thot look and they're from another planet. They think everything is weird and awkward.

can i suck on your tomboy titties

>defending the idea of female robots
>look at me I'm normalfagging in the worst way
Get out and don't forget to kill yourself.

>implying you're a fembot when fembots don't exist and you have the gall to mention having friends

Other girls do not owe you their friendship just because you also have a vagina. They don't owe you shit, you don't deserve ANYTHING from ANYONE.

Get the fuck over it, failure.

oh alright! i read into your post wrong, sorry about that. but still, best of luck getting friends!!

your post literaly hints at vagina-envy

Just look shit up from the internet. Internet is a better parent than your parents 100% of the time.

Only if all the women saying incels don't deserve sex just because they have a penis hints at penis-envy. It's a more harsh way of saying "because of your gender".

>They think everything is weird and awkward.

Nah, only weird and awkward people like you. That's your problem, not theirs.

Stop acting like an entitled baby.

They shouldn't be entitled to my niceness then.

Fuck off, whore.

Ara Ginalio

They're not, and they don't think that they are. They don't think anything about you, you are nothing to them.

There are also Virgin-Catladys even tough very rare at this times.

1. read the last 24 issues of cosmopolitan, instyle and elle
2. buy makeup and just experiment with it in your own bedroom

there you now have the knowledge how to be feminine

B, is that you ya dumb skater grill?

>There are also Virgin-Catladys even tough very rare at this times.
I wish I could find one. A cute fat nerdy 30ish cat lady fembot to marry.

Latebloomers are super cute. Good taste user.

Too bad she's had 15+ years of masturbating to roided up superhero actors and whatever depraved internet and anime porn shit exists and stuffing horse dildos inside her so she's completely broken mentally and physically.

That's alright, if it's not her pair bonding loops that have been shattered due to continued thotting around we can work with anything else as it comes our way.

Fembots can't say no! Just go out and have free sex already boys

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Pretty sure all that + random sex with internet guys and camwhoring and having multiple social circles filled with orbiters will do it regardless.

>how can i get friends who are either girly girls or normies?
as a normie myself, i can say acting bland usually helps me get along with other normies. when i'm around normies, i shoot the shit about the weather sports, etc. I shit you not, yesterday i had a conversation about oatmeal with a normie. just imagine how bland that conversation was. you are probably a really intense person. just don't think to hard while your around normies. for me alchohol helps this

I mean, I'm a pretty masculine female and I've got no problem making friends with anyone. Normies love me because
>omg user is so quirky!!!

Just go out, try to put yourself in the places the people you wanna be friends with are.

>be malebot

I had very similar problem , femanon ! how old are you?
i grew up with a bit sick mom and two older brothers. Was always in better relationships with my dad , and till16 my friends were boys only .
It will change , hopefully; I think now I am totally opposite from what I used to be .

Hey how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up

go on bumble and switch it to searching for friends
and maybe lie and say lol new in town looking for to do girly stuff

? I am just saying that time did it for me . I have to admit I still get well with boys , but it's totally different now.

You can sort of approximate role models from books and films, there is also getting the 'look' and skills down, you can do that with youtube beauty tutorials and internet places like Jow Forumsmakeupaddiction. I am a male but when I was 15/16 I set myself a reading/watching list of things that I thought that the people I wanted to hang out with liked or watched. It takes a big effort but you can do it.

That stuff just gets you through the door, your next task is to subtly learn the social dynamics so you're not ostracised and get a group of friends within that larger group who actually care about you past superficial things.

If you're older and have cash you can join clubs or hobby stuff, it takes a bit of time to find the right fit but if you put effort into it you can do it.


Good luck fembot, we believe in you!!

Lads this stupid cunt wants to become a roastie whore and is asking for advice on r9k of all places
What the fuck are you guys doing?

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See the roastie recoil in horror when you call it what it is, a whore.

From the looks of it Basedboys want to be your friends but no you want to be friends with a chad.