Hypothetically would you join a 1% bike club if they had interest in you, and you had nothing else going on?

hypothetically would you join a 1% bike club if they had interest in you, and you had nothing else going on?

Attached: hells angels.jpg (300x168, 10K)

I'll answer your question with another question: what do you get when you cross Elton John with a sabertooth tiger?

They are all gay and on meth what do you think?

> Wanting to join a washed up biker gang of 60 year old men in 2018
Kek

nah not really, committing crimes as a group is stupid and doesn't really provide any added benefit unless you're insecure and want people to be scared of you

so is that a no? or yes?

>tfw no hells angels qt gf

Attached: angel qt.jpg (386x558, 29K)

no since it adds more risk and the only benefit is people will think you're hard, only for either insecure people or brainlets

what if u have nothing in life? no goods, no money, posessions, gf and just want a club of dudes to ride with and have a jolly time?

then joining a gang won't solve that, fix your problems don't run from them

That kind of thing isn't a fun larp . You get beat up, possibly shot, treated like shit until you patch in, and go to jail. It's really only for someone who had already fucked things up for themselves

Hmm i dont really agree but Its more of a symptom of society, plus theyre a club i would consider the police more of a gang

>a group of people going out with no morals doing whatever they want regardless of legality isn't a gang
>people who're paid by the government to enforce the law and catch criminals are a gang

honestly you sound about 14 mate, grow up it's fine to hate the police but trying to paint them into something they're not is beyond stupid

Do you want a tweaked out grizzled man to slip you a roofie and bumrush you in a truckstop bathroom?

yes but only for the drugs and sex

I would trust a brother b4 a cop, as should most people. The thing is you cant trust either


I believe that is just madeup stuff desu

The police are like a gang in urban areas where they have interest in getting a cut of the profits the gangs make. Those areas don't tend to make money any other way. In a small town in bumfuck Texas where it's just the sherrif, a gas stop and a couple farms, all they have to do is look for bodies the Mexicans are hiding in the desert.

m8 police take hughe profits from durgs the capture and re sell and also help certain cartels etc for protection

never said you should trust cops, but cops aren't (usually) as morally fucked as bikers
so because some cops are crooked all cops are in a gang? are you honestly dense? did you just finish watching sons of anarchy and decide you want to be a badass or some other autistic shit?

>so because some cops are crooked all cops are in a gang?
I'm not OP and I was trying to disprove that assumption. But there is definitely an element of corruption on an institutional level if we aren't talking about rural parts of the country where there is nothing to gain from corruption. Look up the blue wall of silence.

>but cops aren't (usually) as morally fucked as bikers

oh boy, are you a trump supporter or a 14 year old, cops are bigger assholes than bikers and black gang members. People who become cops are usually short, bullied and want to carry a gun and feel important. More cunty than black gangsters and bikers by a long shot, they at least dont believe they give you rights

I dont think the meth part OR the rapist parts are entirely made up...

nor do i, it has happened but Not everyone is in it only a small minority

You do have to either be childishly naive or a fucked up power tripping douche to want to play policeman as an adult. Or lucky enough to live in a town that is so boring and peaceful you can go around playing superhero with nobody to actually challenge you.

i agree, i think you got the wrong guy

No. it's definitely not a minority if it happens in the most densely populated areas.

Oh I thought you meant the cops. Yeah I'm just waking up.

biker kill more people per year than cops
black people kill more people per year than cops
I don't care if they hurt my feelings like you seem to since all you care about is how cunty they are, I care about how much damage they do

>biker kill more people per year than cops

police do mor damage than bikers and blacks,

Attached: 1511837329053.jpg (600x600, 57K)

source??


bloxxxsr2

>police do mor damage
how?
>less kills
>less injuries

being in a gang looks cool.

>kills and injuries are the only way to do damage

They plant evidence, extreme corruption, nepotism, murder (not kill), our tax payer money pays for usless police tanks and other shit when we dont have drinking water and proper roads. blacks gangsters might kill eachother more but police do more damage. Maybe not in some small town in portugal but here in america its awful people become police because theyre short and want power

is all your knowledge of the police from the internet and tv shows holy shit

>tfw I asked some girls in my class what they think of biker gangs, street gangs, mafia etc and they said it makes a man look super sexy

is this satire you cannot be real

no, but you sound like a naiive 14 year old who thinks police are there to help him, police in america are not even legally obligated to help you if they see you in trouble

>you're a 14 year old and wrong
nice you sure got me lad

in america this is real,

>nice you sure got me lad

Good i knew i was right

Attached: 1525229009782.jpg (879x1024, 203K)

As long as they don't mind me crashing their motorbikes and spilling my spaghetti at drug deals, sure.

Wow it looks like people who go to school are fucking stupid huh.

no just women, irregardless of school they will like the bad boy for their confidence, violence and ability to take them and lead them

That doesn't mean "bad boy" as much as it means someone reliable, decisive, confident, etc. Our instincts are easily hijacked by stupid bullshit so low IQ women just think any means of making money is what makes a man reliable.

I agree and you and I know it but they dont know it

it seems like a dumb life
you're part of a criminal organization and you loudly announce this by blatantly advertising your criminal organization
chances are high that you'll get arrested or murdered by a rival or one of your bros
it's like halfway between being a nigger and a mafioso and you've got to wear some stupid costume all the time once you're accepted into the group
it seems like you'd have to be such a fucked up loser to pursue this
and yes, i know: bikers will kick your ass

I have no bike, no money to buy one, no driver's licence, never commited a crime and can't fight for shit
BUT
I'd join any community that would have interest in me just so that I could have at least a few friends and a reason to go out.

Nah. If i got a gf shed be club property and I'd have to share with my brothers

Not into that

iktf I am so low and dont have anything but to be accepted by a group or community and have people that may care about you is what i want

No. I like peace and quiet

>everyone hates blacks
>free trashy biker chick pussy on demand
>part of a group of bros that have your back no matter what
>ride motorcycles all the time which is fun as fuck
>access to quality drugs

fuck yeah where do I sign?

>>free trashy biker chick pussy on demand
most of these bitches are ugly as fuck and have STDs

>part of a group of bros that have your back no matter what
this isn't really true
more likely is that you'll be double crossed by your bros and set up for jail or murder