You have one trip to change anything in history, what do you do?

let the Neanderthals win instead

the 4th post is always the best post

The wheel never happens

Convince Hitler to sweeten the Ribbentrop offering to Stalin to split up the British and French colonial empires.

Save the cheerleader

Make the Third Reich win the battle of stalingrad

how would you do it? origh

Convince Kelly to get BLACKED

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god should make it rain hand warmers, munition, food and clothes on the territory the germans held

Be unborn
Abort myself

Do you think her dad watches her porn videos?

No Big Bang

Convince Hitler to attack Moscow and not Stalingrad

Go back to 9/10/2001 and make a bet of 1 billion that Saudi terrorists run planes into the WTC and the Pentagon

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Give hitler the deets on how to make a nuclear bomb in 1939

delete the first human

Best post.
Originoli

These trips right here

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Go back, stop Trump marrying girl who was six when he was thirty:

youtube.com/watch?v=_DPLWXRMCMM

I would have to go along with this

1918* you fucking faggot. Germany and Austria-Hungary losing the first world war is the biggest tragedy in the history of man.

drop more nukes on japs in 1945. maybe even drop a few on korea and china

>How to get arrested the post

>communists still win in Russia
>austro-hungarian empire crumbles because of ethnic tensions
>germany gets BTFO by soviet union anyway in a couple years
Congrats u fixed nothing

>Implying Brest-Litovsk doesn't leave Germany stronger and the Soviets weaker then OTL
>Implying that Germany, now controlling several states on the Russian border couldn't intervene in the civil war in favour of the whites

On the subject of Austria-Hungary, I think a world war victory might lead them to be saved, and able to perhaps federalize like there were some plans for already.

Warn the germans about enigma

Kill Mao Zedong

Save junko furuta

Stop World War I from happening.

No saving the Confederate states of america?

Ah yes, greater Finland

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Changing any big event would do that.

That is the problem with time travel. Except for a relatively small number of people, stopping WW1 or WW2 a week early would mean that you do not exist. Parents would not fuck at right time and their kids would not fuck at right time either and everything is changed.

stop the British empire and uk from ever forming.

Is that Charlotte sartre?

You'd just have the shitty dutch empire, the french empire or some other empire. I guess it would be more interesting but would you rather speak french?

How would you make that happen though? The Brittish empire might have never happen, but there is no way noone would conquer the entire British isles and create the UK, or the same thing with another name

By telling Hitler to invade Stalingrad earlier (around May) since the reason ge lost was because the Russian winter came early.

Lmfao at this guy if he thinks the spanish empire would be any kinder

>British isles
I suppose you also refer to Europe as The Nazi Continent, and to Africa as the Confederate Continent

They are litteraly named the British Isles you fucking retard, if you have another name for them please tell me.

Also:
>Africa
>Confederate
What?

They literally are not, you fascist-worshipping idiot.
>another name
Britain and Ireland. It's not very fucking complicated, dumbass. Alternatively, the Atlantic Archipelago.
>What?
>being this obtuse

USSR had already moved a lot of industry east to Ural Mountains and still had millions in reserve (they had 2,000,000 soldiers in Siberia in 1942 guarding against potential Japanese invasion even though they had Neutrality pact, because Germany broke their own Neutrality pact with USSR)

basically there is no guarantee Nazis would have won even if they took Stalingrad, Leningrad, and Moscow. Although their odds of success would have obviously been much higher

Scotland only joined the uk because they were broke, the uk was only really centralised after the wars of the roses and even then properly after the civil war. There is a pretty good chance that one or other of those things goes differently. The Norman conquest for example seems to have been won just by the fluke of Harold being killed in an otherwise inconclusive battle. If there is no norman conquest the english elite is stable and doesn't have the incentive to wage expansionist war for 3 or 4 hundred years because of claims to the french throne, turning to the new world when that had finally been cut off. There is very likely no empire if that doesn't happen.

can somebody give me a quick rundown on this picture

dictionary.com/browse/british-isles
Great Britain, Ireland and the Isle of man is litterally the British Isles, thats their name you fuck.

Save Brittany Murphy

I agree that the empire could be prevented, but I still believe someone would eventually unite the Island.

>Irish education

Put a bullet in this kike cocksuckers head

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yeah, she is.
>tfw no turbo slut goth gf

Tell my younger self to invest un bitcoin

It's only officially recognised by a literal fascist police state and by countries that know nothing about the conflict and are therefore too ignorant to understand why the phrase is stupid.