Give me a girlfriend please

I really fucking doubt it

origanello post

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i don't get the gf, the gf gets me.

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ayooooo send me that white girl

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so within the next 2 days? hell yeah

I have two; I'll part with one of mine if you can convince me that you're worthy (and help me decide which one to give you).

This picture is photoshopped. Here's the real one.

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I DON'T NEED IT
I DON'T NEED IT
I DON'T NEED IT
...
I NEED IT!

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I hope I get one soon don't want to be alone anymore and I hope our relationship last forever but I guess that will never happen

Origami Pangadini Bungaroo!

you just got to be yourself and eventually someone will love you for you
it happens when you least expect it

i'll take anything at this point even a black one

will i get a gf eventaully

I'd be happy with just somebody to call a real friend.

Alright replying. I have a girl I really wanna ask out and today might be the day.

This is a lie, but i will fall for it anyways

I hope the girl has a penis

No I wont. There is no hope.

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i really hope this works.. please let it work.

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>my feels
original

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give me pls.

v

Yes pls
Originalgf

Fake as a girl(male)

This won't work in the slightest but that's a nice image desu

i want gf and I WANT GF NOW

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Thanks in advance!

oregano

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No harm in trying. What else am I gonna do

goodbye Jow Forums hehehe

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or else...
orgeano

Ez later nerds

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epick

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pleasy gib qt gf

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>Replied to thread to GET A GF BY THE END OF >THIS WEEK
Hasta la vista, babarinos.

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Lets do this shit my dudes
Original

insh'Allah billah on prie wAllah

Is that (that) a girl (male)?

>this is the type of girl robots want
how am i supposed to compete

>how am i supposed to compete
be my gf pls

fakegdfgfd

I could go for a gf but only if she has a penis

Already guaranteed, but might as well reply just in case.

Please end this lonesome life

This is bullshit, but I'll reply anyway.

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Please, help me
Let it end

sweet swoo

I-I am not t-thirsty!

pls!!! originialle

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she's still cute man

BLEASE I NEED ONE NOW

Pls, i need someone in my life to cuddle gently and share happiness

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I'd like one with huge titties please.

a second gf? man I hope so

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Damn, I thought she was perfection. Oh well.

Well, I can hope can't I?

Fuck you that's not fair reeeeeeee

Thank you very much

Originalilili

will i find a gf this year?

original post of course.

Ok reroll for my previous question.

this reply is originally original

No chance to fail

dude please give me sauce.she is incredibly fucking cute.

Will I get a qt gf? orignale

Follow up: does Monolith lie?

That doesn't answer anything to be honest.

Thanks blud

Here is ur norwegian waifu

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I have nothing to lose by trying this so whatever

gib gf
:)
these posts never work for me, but i know this is the one

will u b my ai gf

well
orignininalno

Goodbye Fellas, see you in hell

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PLS I WANT A REASON TO EXCEL OTHER THAN FOR SELFISH AND NARCISSISTIC RASONS

Give me a bf please

Even a passable trap will do at this stage.
Roll.

AAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE I NEED IT AFTER THIS WEEK

Rollollollin'

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that's a lot of gfs you'll be delivering, user

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pls lad I need this

gibe cute 2d gf :)

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plis model gf

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Might as well try this, with everything else having gone the way they have.

oy vey boi

someone invite me to a comfy discord pls
originalisimi

OP's girl pic is a real cutie, nice eyebrows too

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I have nothing to lose and everthing to gain

pls gif 3D waifu

let's see what happens then
I hope this works

Please give me a real gf

Pls gif me

it's friday, asshole

Please help get gf kind user

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