>land an interview finally after sending out dozens of applications for an internship
>take a xanax to calm my nerves when I wake up
>feel good and confident about interview
>take another one as I'm driving towards the interview so it kicks in during the interview
>have great interview and think I have a great chance at the job
>get home and realize that I showed up in just my socks in addition to my suit and jacket
How fucked am I?
Land an interview finally after sending out dozens of applications for an internship
Michael Mitchell
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Lucas Gutierrez
Well chances are they have better options then somebody who forgets to wear shoes to a interview.
However don't feel bad user! There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Colton Roberts
If you're ODing on xanax, you're already too far gone you fucking idiot.
Daniel Ramirez
I'm hoping they didnt notice. They were black socks
Eli Wright
How do you robots get these xanax? Do you visit shrinks or something?
Jayden Ross
Just play it off as "I stepped in dog shit right before my interview" if you ever have to explain. Also stop taking pills like they are candy.
Caleb Clark
I Also wonder how THE FUCK these "anti social" robots get their xanax..
Jaxson Roberts
Maybe it's an america thing, stuff seems rare here in europe.
Jason Price
Really not difficult to get etizolam over the clearnet. Its exactly like alprazolam (xanax) milligram for milligram
Angel Young
Lol wtf. Never have taken Xanax before. Does it make you that fucking disconnected? Take a mild opiate, that'll relieve your anxiety temporally with no negative effects.
Jayden Green
yeah exactly, the only thing here is weed and it is also rare as fuck..xanax is impossible, also finding a dealer wtf how do i even find one
fuck yourself trying to kill me
Chase Nguyen
Maybe they think you're an eccentric genius. One of the physics professors at my uni runs around barefoot
Dylan Collins
Just google what etizolam is, retard. It won't kill you any more than xanax will
Oliver Perez
i doubt that i can get etizolam from amazon in germany buddy
Brandon Nguyen
Google etizolam vendor then, friendo. And actually, at one point you could get it in liquid form on amazon.
Liam Gray
Dude, germany is not amerimuttland.
You cant just google etizolam vendor and expect it to be legit.
Sebastian Nguyen
HAHAHAHA
Something similar happened to me
> invited to a job interview
> anxious af
> take klonopin before going to sleep
> barely sleep anyway
> take more klonopin when I wake up
> go to the interview
> think it's going alright
> she says they'll call me back
> realize I just sat there like a zoned out zombie and barely talked
needless to say I didn't get the job lmao
Josiah Jackson
lmao drugs are bad
Nathaniel Williams
Did you get dabbed on?
William Howard
>land an interview
>go to the interview
>before entering the interviewer's office shout "Yo, this nigga finna boutta get dabbed on"
>black interviewer sucks air through his teeth and says "You're hired white boy"
>hear "he cute" from one of the black secretaries
Colton Campbell
the "he cute" meme is ruined by normies, like you
Jace Roberts
I hate le tchip. It's contagious like herpes.
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Jacob Cox
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MEME?AND WHY IS PEPE WEARING A TUX?WHY THE FUCK THE TEETH SUCKING AND HE CUTE MAKE ME LAUGH EVEN IF I SONT KNOW THE MEME?
Landon Torres
Im taking xannies before dentist appointments,but baby doses only,it kinda does the job but im slowly getting a tolerance,idk how i'll get rid of this shit.
Oliver Johnson
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE XANAX
Landon Morales
>go to doctor
>say you have anxiety
>he gives a prescription for pills that get rid of anxiety
>??????
>profit!
Nathaniel Foster
Its a /tv/ meme about an user going to see Black Panther, saying the "finna boutta get dabbed on" line and getting respect from negros
Mason Green
Living in a small shitty town in eastern poorope,but i suggest you stay away from that shit.
Owen Garcia
That's where i saw it first,thought it had earlier roots,still dont get the tux pepe though
Julian King
Fucking lol. No, man. They noticed.
Logan Sanchez
My aunt has a stash of xanax and she gives them to me like candy.
Zachary Turner
i live in germany so we are not poor, i just have a SHIT ton of exams,and should be having a job by next month already, and no one even gave feedback,even tho i sent out like 15 applications.
I cant even sleep at night its so bad
Daniel Robinson
Well just go to your doc and tell him,he should give you some sleeping pills,maybe not xannies,but something that will help.
Noah Watson
You aight frogposter
Adam Morales
Are you studying for an engineering degree?are german unies hell to study engineering in?
Tyler Lopez
Truly an inspiring story. Just like Will Smith's Pursuit of Happiness.
Angel Perez
no im studying for IT, basically the highest degree you can get in germany for IT.
Also, never got a feedback wherever i sent my applications. Maybe its because im an ugly cunt..
Joseph Hill
I think it doesnt matter that you're shrek-like, if you have good skills in what you do,thought germany was pretty professional about that,guess the diversity and sjwiam spreaded too far.
Brody Hughes
Oh you cant imagine dude, everyone called me racist 2 years ago when i called black people "black people" instead of african americans, of course the Shaniqua nigger behind me got triggered and started screaming.
At this uni tho, there are only white males, no wonder why.
Juan Gutierrez
Things like that make me forget im living in a poor shithole,godspeed user.
Aiden Butler