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>not sure whether this is the guy from Star Wars or the President from 24

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I've never forgotten. Won 50 quid

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If you could take any celebrity out on a date who would it be?

What about just hanging out?

great question. have fun with your yous

It's weird I cant even think of a celeb I really lust over. Obviously I'd shag loads of them but not a main obsession like some lads here. Hang out with Tom Hardy thought he seems like a lad

youtube.com/watch?v=NUj6NQJG8iw

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S-Shippy-sama?

should have listened to him

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lads where does one get battletech minis from?

>S-Shippy-sama?
no sorry. Might stop using the image because it keeps giving false hope

Found it to be comfy melancholia. They only found them a few years ago aswell.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin's_lost_expedition

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are Sig as she's a qt
I don't think we'd get on though

wonder who sp would say

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Can I afford to take a master's degree in London?

Nice will give it a read. I also wondered how I'd act in that situation. Would I be brave and die with dignity or bash my bunk mate's head in and steal his coat as soon as shit got real.

Didn't know it had caffeine init

Think i would of done what the doctor or goodsir did

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Melancholic, dear friends.

Greetings from Cornwall.

>"if gold rusts, what then shall iron do"
>tfw ill never write something as good as this one sentence in my entire life

why am i such a brainlet

Thread before this was fairly fast, why is this one slow?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-c6LIuluY&list=RDMM7ZFUns38D_Q&index=11
Who ever wrote this was a brainlet, gold can't rust

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lads heading out for a night on the town now

>No life or youth stirred in him as it had stirred in them. He had known neither the pleasure of companionship with others nor the vigour of rude male health nor filial piety. Nothing stirred within his soul but a cold and cruel and loveless lust. His childhood was dead or lost and with it his soul capable of simple joys, and he was drifting amid like like the barren shell of the moon.

err, y-yeah same here, haha

what pseud wrote this empty drivel?

I have the thread killing curse

Spoons report.

Friday night is starting to kick off. Lots of staff on and no pressure.
No extremely qt girls on the scene yet. The night is still young.
Pigeons having sex out the back in the staff smoking area.

>the point
>(you)

I came to accept that I'll never write something so transcendentally beautiful or meaningful as a classic poet years ago. It's not a nice feeling but you just have to come to terms with it; most people never will and it's better to be grateful that those few that do exist in the first place rather than getting worked up over realising you'll never be one of them. Hell, Milton wrote "they also serve, who only stand and wait" which touches on this somewhat, though even that sentence, as beautiful and succinct and perfectly crafted as it is evokes the same bad feeling even when trying to remedy it.

*minces in drunk and makes a scene*

>that pigeon is getting more gash than I ever will
not a good feel lads

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Are you called Joe by any chance lad?

Right lads you have 45 minutes to think of a really profound and powerful quote. I'll call for your submissions at 8pm

>Are you called Joe by any chance lad?
ye why?

The more dense the population becomes
The more intense the isolation in one

I'm actually behind you

>2018 the year of our lord

everything has already been said

Did you go to Bristol uni?

he said he'll call for your submissions at 8pm you idiot, 8pm!

I actually turned around

It is pleasant, when the seas are rough, to sit ashore and watch the troubles of another at sea

>Did you go to Bristol uni?
No comment

My hook punches have become so powerful lads

ahh yes
that's another awkward moment for me
another one on the list

close bobs and show bussy

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wasn't meant to be mean lad, you're ok

lad I'm literally looking at you

see if you can figure out who it is

It's you isn't it Joe?
Don't blame you for posting here when you work at spoons all night.
You know who it is don't you...

*necron walks past Pamir Pizza*

>go to doctor
>want to request bIood tests to measure my hormone levels
>he won't do them because of some stupid bureaucracy
Fuck doctors, I don't need no damn blood test. He wouldn't issue a repeat prescription for my anti-depressants either. Ruined my 2 week streak of not showering for nothing. On the bright side I look really cute now with lovely clean hair. It's almost down to my waist

Also I thought this picture is so cute. Her shirt is the transgender flag

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No doxxable bants in this thread please.

mine
originalleo

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>lad I'm literally looking at you
Stap it

"well I think I'm drunk enough to make a vocaroo"

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>I don't feel shy around you like I do with other people
>I act different around you

JUST

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>he won't do them because of some stupid bureaucracy
you are LYING. again.

I can go to my doctor and get a blood test. Anyone can.

Do you want to meet up for a fight? just for a laugh like, i will buy you a pint afterwards

Arbeit macht frei
led

Bloody bristol uninormies are back

i HATE bristol

I don't drink, sorry user

be nice to the brizzle bois, what else have they got left other than shitposting?

What did the doctor actually say? It just doesn't sound normal like said.

My GP does a blood test whenever I ask, just say you've lost weight or are concerned and they'll do it without question

*dabs on cronas lies*

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You think you have agency lads, but you don't. You are slaves to your environment, for the most part you don't have control over your actions. It is more or less determined by your environment.
You are not agents of free choice that are free of the influences around them.

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Why, you are always taking drugs, why dont you like a comfy pint with the lads? they have bender drinks for your kind you know, it is not all whiskey and beer. i would know, i am mates with a few benders

>Arbeit macht frei
Haha literal wage slaves

likely has an issue with how Crona is self medicating and being self destructive and i guess will deny what might help with that?

This. I simply said I might have concerns for my liver. boom

had to take a blood test every month for 3 months.

It's that easy. The words I used. "I am concerned for my liver, I may need a blood test".

Literally literally literally that.

You're only saying this because you have a meme degree.

SMOOTH BRAIN

I am the Unique one my property. Spooks have no power over me.

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you're a blessing to these threads

Just sing Baby Got Back, that's more profound and powerful than any of us lot can come up with.

The endless march, the scalding of the throat and the biting of the dust in the nostrils, the press of shoulder against shoulder, the hasty bond of a unifying, unquestioned, instinctive passion that bursts in the fit of battle, the forgetting of words and the doing of the thing, be it winning battles or destroying that hostile to the beauty of man, the passionate massing of men for accomplishment - these are the signs, if they ever awake in our land, by which you may know you have come to the days of the making of men.

A-am I a poet lads?

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Crona you know who I am due to your mod on discord. Call me out.

Got myself a new pair of sunglasses lads.

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They look pretty good dude. Are they tinted?

Crona growing his hair out lately

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SIEG user
SIEG user
SIEG user

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begone brainless thot, you know i am just making a quite simple assertion about the primacy of environmental factors in understanding why things happen.
you are a product of your environment, the choices you make are deterministic from this. This applies to all people and their different situations.

>Fuck doctors for not accommodating me against the law
>Fuck my parents for not being totally accepting of my life changes
>Fuck nice people on here for being justifiably more liked than me

You're officially a fucking idiot, detrip or just fuck off. No possible way to defend you now you cunt

Didn't take you for a believer in Determinism, lad
Thought you more of a hard Humanist

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this is babys first epiphany, i figured it out at 16, boyo.

It's so weird. I've never drunk alcohol, and I never will. I have a mental block over it. I just see it as 'bad'. I don't want to taint my purity. Yet, I'm totally fine with doing cocaine, LSD, MDMA, and loads of other drugs

Same with tobacco. It repulses me

I didn't say any of those things

Yet twins born of the same environment who have experienced practically the same things, and share the same interests still share their own unique views and take their own unique actions.
I think it has a great effect, there is no doubt but to imply it is absolute is quite off the mark in my opinion.

I think so lid. They feel just right on my face, not too big, not too small.

Idk lad, seems you were free enough to show yourself up as a stupid autist and get rejected by a company which employs a bulimic shoplifting transgender pasty pusher

LADS youtube.com/watch?v=qAvPOXWY2u8

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taking the Greggs failure a little hard there la

Then use this to understand why you think environment matters and free choice is a meme.

circle de logic

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i love the new look crona lad desu

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>I've never drunk alcohol, and I never will
>i just see it as 'bad'

imagine allowing your ego to have this much control over you, state. stop being a wet one and get a pint down yer neck, your identity is making you have a mess about.