Are big milkers or DFC the patrician robot choice? Or is shape more important?
Boob General
Logan Smith
Tyler Johnson
shape is actually very important. size is nice too but if theyre some horrid shape or droop a lot it takes a lot away for me personally. then again i prefer smaller breasts anyways and maybe its because those are almost always a decent shape
Jackson Robinson
I agree, in fact I don't even care about size at all. As long as the shape isn't weird, then it's all good.
Caleb Rodriguez
what is considered a weird shape for you?
Xavier Cooper
i cant even watch porn if the girl has ugly tits even if she's hot every else
Daniel Hill
the only time i ever saw ugly tits in porn is if they were bolted on fake ones.
Tyler Sanders
My waifu has yams
Josiah Hill
im actually okay with bolt ons if the nipple isnt shit but anything dropping down or pancake like i cant deal with
Grayson Collins
Where do you guys stand on the "big boobs on a fat chick doesn't count" debate?
Justin Ramirez
what's the yams?
Jaxon Moore
>im actually okay with bolt ons
something about fake boobs disturbs me on an instinctual level. i feel afraid to touch them or they might pop like a water balloon or something
Samuel White
ive never ran across them irl but now im scared thatll happen too. i dont like them but when pic rel got them i thought it was a shame but still watched her stuff
Joseph Wood
guys what do you think breast milk tastes like? black girls' taste like chocolate milk obviously
Justin Ward
As long as they aren't flat as a board they're fine with me. Something like the sweet potato shape is perfect to me, I dunno why I like that shape. As long as they aren't ultra saggy or too far apart they're usually fine with me.
Nathan Gomez
I have cranberries teehee :3
Gavin Collins
sounds like you're too old for me
Robert Martinez
it counts to me, as long as the fat girls have an hourglass shape to them and stomach doesnt protrude past the boob.
Daniel Morales
Sweet potatoes
Isaiah Richardson
That's gross user you are gross!
William Nelson
Fellate a shotgun and become a part of the 40%, tranny.
Chase Cox
>Fellate a shotgun
y-yes daddy
Luke Cox
I'm good, but thanks for the suggestion user
Sebastian Young
is this hourglass-y enough for you user?
Alexander Reed
I like this type
Charles Stewart
and this type too
Andrew Powell
What do you guys think about these babies
Ryan Moore
that is a fucking abomination. get it out
Lucas Price
>tfw my boobs look like that
w-why is it an abomination
Sebastian Cook
fat chicks doesn't count*
Levi Phillips
We all disagree on size but we can agree that nobody likes lopsided or misshapen
Ethan Long
I was going to shout "MOAR PLZ", then I realized there's quite a high probability she is not virgin.
Pic related.
Robert Thompson
>that comic
i'd take all those things
Chase Gray
Saggy tits, or something like the cup cakes on OP's chart.
Ian Anderson
I'm with you femanon
mine as well
>tfw robots think they will settle for any girl but their idea of a 2/10 is an objective 6/10 and they can't even fathom how bad it gets
Being female is truly suffering
Joshua Hernandez
Because it's a fat monstrosity. I would always take a skinny girl with no tits over a fat blob.
Sebastian Watson
I like cranberries and beestings on my androgynous basedboy daughterwife (female). All others are great too unless saggy.
Alexander Baker
Robots say they don't care about looks but I guess they're still men after all
Gabriel Adams
Bullshit. I know a literal 1/10 who was able to get a committed relationship from a NEET.
Austin Scott
1,2,3: gayness counter is off the charts!!
4: you're a cuck
Liam Howard
"1/10" yeah i suppose stacy with glasses is a 1/10 to you. i believe it
Hunter Long
will he ever be able to support her?
also, was him a real NEET or just an unemployed guy searching for a decent job?
OMG, I've got some weird fetish for glasses girls
Ian Rogers
I'm unironically 100% OK with them.
Maybe years of HurrDurrBigBoobs shit just made me sick about "les perfects titses" and I just happen to love naturally weird ones.
no matter what your body defects are, you'll always find a bunch of dudes fetishizing every single one of them
Benjamin Wilson
wtf? Robots love girls with glasses, it raises their attractiveness level, not lower.
Asher Sanders
This 1/10:
>was a high school dropout
>barely literate
>works at walmart
>obese to the point of waddling
>literally shit herself while working (to the point of having a big brown stain on the seat of her pants), yet continued working with shit pants
>hairy (when she bent over there would be a trail of hair leading down her ass)
>heavily balding (you could see her scalp)
>looked like Danny Devito's Penguin
>was nasty a lot of the time
Dominic Williams
I would also add she was in her early 20's too. Original.
Jason Sanchez
>1/10
you're setting the bar too high for me user
Anthony Hughes
>be me
>used to work in a small firm (11 people)
>boss had sex with one of my fat cow-coworkers
>then he found out I never had a gf
>and told me he would create every opportunity for me to date her
I don't care if she's an ugly saggy cow, but... sorry, boss, I'm not into Dem Used Goods.
>also, you want me to date her before she decides to sue you for literal statutory rape assault whatever
Lincoln Flores
It's proportional. If I could be bothered if plot cup size vs bmi where a diagonal line or curve would separate "counts/worth it" and "doesn't count/not worth it".
Noah Miller
What is wrong with you? djuidkjdkldkjdkds
Angel Lee
Face is most important no matter what
Chase Carter
bruh, you don't date a face or a couple titties.
you date a woman.
and if she's mentally ill, or a cheater, or a slut, you're doomed, no matter her face, doesn't matter her titties and ass and whatever
Luke Scott
yes, it's important to me that a girl's face doesn't look like taylor hill's.
Oliver Richardson
Answer me. I got trips. Original.
Liam Bailey
has anyone here ever accidentally touched a boob before. please describe it to us in vivid detail
Alexander Carter
Somebody send pics of real coat hooks.
Michael Hill
I meant body parts alone friend
>yes, it's important to me that a girl's face doesn't look like taylor hill's.
sacrilege
Isaiah Cruz
D-do you guys know what bra size your mom wears
Gavin Collins
>tfw watermellons
Ethan Carter
>watermelons
hey gurl
Nolan Myers
nope, I'm a cis male penis-equipped dude :(
Easton Walker
you're beautiful just the way you are :)
Asher James
sounds like a gay proposal
Michael Rivera
does that mean you'll say yes
Caleb Gutierrez
stop daydreaming and go back to /lgbt/
Anthony Evans
I like big ones with yellow girls attached to them
Asher Howard
man how did you get taste this great
Adrian Murphy
Reminder that there are few east asian women who naturally have a cup size larger than b.
Brody Bell
a few east asian women is still a lot of east asian women