Fucking powerful

Or you could just sneak into a party and fuck a drunk chick

who needs guitar to get laid when you know the piano?

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>but not weak
even the normies are starting to acknowledge their "just world" crap is all lies

This is the OPPOSITE of bee urself though

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Oh god, this is it. I'm going to become a twitter troll and self-righteously shoot down all these fucking blue pill feminist normie shitstains now.

>Open yourself to child rearing
no thanks mister WEINSTEIN
id rather die an incel than become a cuck

Yes pls user. Doing gods work

Note to the JEW community: invest in gas mask stocks

>Learn a few jokes from a book
What?

>(((Weinstein)))
It's almost as if....

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What's child rearing? Is it the same as cave explorer?

>Learn Python for date money
Funniest shit I've read on here in a while

>woosh

I have been muted for this comment

Even if I had date money I wouldn't waste it on women, fuck those roastes. How about I just pay an escort you blue pilled fuck this makes me sick

>lampshade
Kek

>learn python for date money
What?

>I - V - vi - IV
miss me with that gay shit

nerd programming

i like how this guy capitalizes INCEL like it's a political organization

They literally think INCEL is a terrorist organisation.

>nazi armband
>cleaning a Thompson

nibba wat?

These tradcuck fauxlosopher e-celebrities think they're like Solomon and need to chime in with their great wisdom even on things they just saw 10 minutes ago on twitter

>learn easy programming language
>go online and do stuff for people
>get money

This is what people who can't program always say. Stupid """advice"""

Take up programming as a way to earn some dosh.

I also laughed at the "open up to child rearing" comment. I assume he means step up, date a single mom, and raise Jamal's mulatto niglet

Nigga learning python is easy.

No idea how much you can get with it tho.

Fuck off, hate is not the answet because you aremaking the worng question,fuck you and all the normal fags who come lately

I'd rather die than go with a single mother.

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Note to INCEL community

A) be born with better facial features
B) be born with better hairline
C) be born tall

Hey, it might work. Worth a try.

1. Download meetup app
2. Read "As The Man Thinketh"
I'm struggling with finding new friends too but that's because ive made a huge life change (dropped out of uni as a result of medical problems). You really must be brace and force yourself to burn that inner voice Jew that is self deprecating, critical, uncouth.

This Jew Nigger thinks people get jokes from a book, jokes per se don't work with women. When I'm not hopelessly depressed being light hearted and responsive, eye contact is important/makes women friendly and receptive.

Of course the book this animal is referring too is called the Talmud. When he like all of his ilk acts to tarnish, smear the blanc goyim he's using his filthy Rabbinical Law book (Talmud) for reference.

>Getting laid is easy you guys.
Not always, but it often is, yeah.
>That is why prostitution is the longest profession.
Prostitution is the oldest profession not because getting laid is hard, but because getting laid is fun and something some people are willing to pay for.
>That is why porn industry is booming
Not because getting laid is hard, but because porn is entertaining.
>That is why dating sites have multi million dollar revenues.
Yeah, because they are a useful tool to easily get laid.
>That is why strip clubs are full on friday nights.
Because strip clubs are a fucking blast.

Makes perfect sense right?

Yep that'll show 'em. Great plan. Very positive and constructive use of your time.

It's more of an expansion pack to b urself

I stg if guitar gets synonymous with incels I'm killing myself it's the only thing I have.

Also why didn't they choose the ultimate roastie progression EMAJ BMAJ CSHARPMINOR AMAJ

>E) Open yourself to child rearing
Not an incel but I think I speak for most of us that we want sex for recreation, not procreation.

1. Learn jokes? I will make jokes

2. How about no. I don't give a shit about instruments as a hobby

3. Weak is what you call it when I do it. Nice is what you call it when Chad does it

4. What the fuck does this mean? Why Python? Date money? There's a step missing here. Don't treat my career as your fucking enlightened douche dating advice. Fuck Python if that's literally the only language you know. Programming is not Python. And software engineering isn't programming

5. There is literally no relevance here because nobody wants children with me.

6. I do listen. I'm disgusted by what I hear

7. "Leave"? INCEL? Do you think it's the name of some terrorist group? You make a name of yourself for being supposedly clever. Then in days you mouth off about shit you have no clue about. Fraud.

>leave INCEL
lmao, does he actually think there's some kind of underground virgin syndicate?

>the terrorist group known as INCEL

why do they want INCEListanis to jump through so many hoops when that expectation isn't held at all for normal people?

>weinstein
kikes are not gonna get to israel this time

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Leave involuntary celibacy, you dumb fuck

What part of "Involuntary" do you not understand, you mouth-breathing ape?

LOL i know python were is my date money

Learn the difference, it could save your life.

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The rodge wasn't a failed normalnigger you heretic.

He was the king of failed normalfags, and that is why all the failed normalfags loved him.

youre not an incel if you wouldnt fuck a single mom who wants it

A) Jokes from joke books are literally always terrible
B) I play two instruments you condescending prick
C) "Kind" and "weak" are synonyms, just depends on how hot you are. Chad is kind and we are weak
D) I have money
E) No, giving birth is immoral
F) Yes, listen and be responsive to the normalfucks who have harassed, ostracized, and tormented me my entire life. I definitely have an incentive to do that
G) Kek, they're literally capitalizing it like ISIS, what a bunch of fucking troglodytes

I could always find you a horrible burn victim that would have sex with you too, that doesn't mean shit.

>G-D-EM-C
No joke, if you can play these chords and have a decent sense of rhythm you're pretty much set.

I'm not an incel, but the "there is some trash out there that would fuck you, so you aren't an incel!" meme is really low IQ.

>just choose to not not have a choice bro, duh, problem solved

It's essentially BEECOME urself, implies a message of self-improvement, instead of self acceptance

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>learn python for date money
But there aren't that many python jobs out there

truly epic post m8. well done

dude coding lmao

Translation:
>be a good little beta goyim
>be a good little cuck goyim
>be a good little betabux provider goyim
Get fucked, kikes. The real Holocaust is coming soon.

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Wait, does "E" mean that single mothers feel like they are entitled to relationships?

He plainly was

>guy offers free advice
>incels cry and complain

this is why you're a virgin

It was an allied propaganda poster that some Nazi dickhead who can't draw for himself shopped a poorly-drawn armband onto. If you look at the armband you can tell it was made in MSPaint

I do have fat single moms message me sometimes on PoF but I would rather be alone than with one of them. The "my wife's son" memes/cuck memes have made it to where I can't take the idea of dating a single mom seriously, even if she was hot and only had one kid who was white and the dad wasn't involved at all. You're still allowed to have some standards and a childless woman isn't a ridiculous thing to desire.

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Single moms are the female equivalent of this meme.

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I think he is being ironic with this post.

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Rodger had advantages the average robot did not.

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It's the usual "haha how is it possible that you've never been in a position where beeing or not beeing yourself couldn't have even been part of the picture yet haha how is that possible you're just lying haha" that normalfags do since they can't comprehend what it means to be a robot.

That makes him a true robot you dumb nigger.

Wow, I wonder who's behind this post?

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Contract work as a programmer gets you pennies for hours of work, and that's after huge effort getting someone to pick you up in the first place, which requires significant social skills. With all the pajeets around, it's downright useless. Not to mention that 50% of the world is inherently incapable of programming regardless of intelligence, and a further 50% is unable to program on account of being too retarded to do so.

>learn G-D-Em-C
>not your major, and natural minor scales
fucking naive

It's not advice. It's self-back-patting for being such a kind and magnanimous person for refusing to try to understand and being completely devoid of empathy.

>Belittle and mock incels every opportunity you get
>Expect us to fall on our knees and praise you when you give us generic (((advice))) thats been posted a thousand times and does not work
Baka

Being a step dad , so being a cuck

I already know python. How do I make money out of it? I learnt some programming languages to make fetish games but I can't draw so I'm stuck with boring text games with no graphics

Normies are taking the term too literally.
The crux of it is that in modern society it's becoming increasingly harder to find meaningful relationships.

[College & Electric Youth - A Real Hero starts playing in the background]

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>B) Learn G D Em C on guitar

lol. as someone who has played guitar for 20 years and plays out live in bands, yea, guitar doesn't get you laid or gets you attention from anyone other than older guys that want to either talk about your guitar, your gear, or your playing.

jude btw. knowledgeable btw. chosen kike btw.

>child rearing
why the fuck would a person like me be a father to a child

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>Be prepared to leave INCEL.

They act like there's this big cult named ''INCEL''

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Woof. I can taste the salt through the computer screen.

this is I.N.C.E.L. alpha reporting the roast is toast repeat the roast is toast request evacuation passphrase: all hail the supreme gentleman over

Lemme get this straight this guy out here telling Incels to become normies but all those LGTQ fags can be who they want to be. Seems legit

>Weinstein
>tells me how to treat women
Hahaha

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>Weinstein
>Open yourself to child rearing
Gee I wonder if what ((they)) really meant is taking all the single moms off the market and work like a dog to support someone else's genetic legacy

FPBP
Leave me alone robit.

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You got me. I'm not a real incel. In fact, I'm not celibate at all.
I simply believe that female rights are cancer and men have it too hard.

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Negative on the evac INCEL, N.E.E.T. Special Ops have spotted NORMIE forces moving in on your position!

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