get a job
get some exercise
improve your diet
leave your house
don't play videogames
don't drink
don't do drugs
don't look at porn on the internet
don't masturbate so much
don't engage in any sort of addictive or self-destructive behavior
get a haircut
dress more appropriately
force yourself to interact with other people in the real world at least once a day
you can do this. everyone else does already.
Fuck off cunt
Orignol Statement
don't behave like this loser
>Jordan Peterson joins Splinter Cell
>Gently whispers "clean up your room" before snapping ur neck
>"Nothing personnel, neo-Marxist."
>all of this just so you can land a shitty wagecuck position and chad's used goods
>do all this
>still depressed because it's a disease that can't just be fixed with lifestyle changes
Thanks fucking normie, get the fuck off my board you useless prick
don't get a bad job
don't date whores
>get a job
stopped reading right there. there's literally right now a media campaign about getting autists fired. and those are the somewhat functioning. the rest of us will never get a job if there's a roastie in hr doing the interviews (lol assuming we could even because anxiety)
>force yourself to interact with other people in the real world at least once a day
the only people there are to interact with in my town are cashiers and the tradesmen I work with. EVERYBODY else is a fucking tourist
>don't engage in any sort of addictive or self-destructive behavior
this is the hardest part
>get a job
Fuck that
>get some exercise
I do every day
>improve your diet
My diet is impeccable and well researched
>leave your house
I do but its always a miserable experience
>don't play videogames
I haven't since I was 15
>don't drink
Fuck that
>don't do drugs
Fuck that
>don't look at porn on the internet
Fuck that
>don't masturbate so much
Fuck that
>don't engage in any sort of addictive or self-destructive behavior
Human biology dictates this to be an impossibility
>get a haircut
I'm bald
>dress more appropriately
Impossible
>force yourself to interact with other people in the real world at least once a day
Inevitably a painful experience. Every stranger is angry and meanspirited without fail
>you can do this. everyone else does already.
Everyone can suck my cock. You get one life, and I intend to minimize my pain and maximize my pleasure. Other people are dissapointing and often maintain a facade of happiness.
don't pretend that depression is a disease that nobody can ever conquer
don't pretend like you're the first person to ever have this problem
don't have retarded paranoid fantasies about HR rejecting you because of some trash you read on the internet
Why get a job? Whenever people say that they offer very little explanation as to why I should waste my time and lose my dignity doing some extremely boring and/or stressful work, just so a rich asshole can get even richer, and pretend to like it.
In school, I could at least talk shit, dress how I want etc. sure I was still being forced to do shit but it wasn't nearly as insulting.
Oh and the rest of your list is bullshit too
>don't do fun stuff because stacy isn't going to fuck you!!!!!
Kill yourself normo
>get a job
I really want to, but I can't atm
>get some exercise
it's just so hard to start, plus I'm too shy to do it outside my small home
>improve your diet
I don't eat snacks, drink alcohol or soft drinks, and I don't eat bread anymore. Good enough?
>leave your house
And do what?
>don't play videogames
no
>don't drink
don't
>don't do drugs
never will
>don't look at porn on the internet
imagination and pictures are my favourites
>don't masturbate so much
once every two days ain't that much, right?
>don't engage in any sort of addictive or self-destructive behavior
vague, but I'll try
>get a haircut
I wanna grow it out
>dress more appropriately
my clothes are shit and I can't aford better ones
>force yourself to interact with other people in the real world at least once a day
If my family doesn't count, still do
you can do this. everyone else does already.
don't be a fucking loser who cries and gives up the moment he encounters even a tiny bit of adversity
don't assign malicious intent to innocent strangers who don't know or care about you at all
don't write long-winded faggoty little replies like this where you just re-affirm that the only real problem in your life is that you've chosen to continue being a nasty, unlikable loser
Ignore that last bit
t. 45143572
>don't pretend that depression is a disease that nobody can ever conquer
Sure, some people have conquered it, but it requires medication in a large number of cases. Not SSRI's, those are a meme. DNRI's like bupropion actually increase your sex drive, lower appetite, and increase concentration. If you honestly deny the efficacy of medication you're a turbo brainlet, and no matter how successful you are you'll always be retarded.
My mother was a nutjob who almost tore her family apart and almost got institutionalized, after medication she's a healthy, normal person. Any part of your body can be diseased, why should the brain be any different? One would think it would be more susceptible.
The thing is, as long as I am alone, I am perfectly content. Drugs, alcohol, and masturbation only make me more pleased. I am free to live this lifestyle, as you are free to judge me for it and live your own.
you can really stop redditspacing now
don't convince yourself that sitting in your house and being a complete failure at life is better than having money, property, a family, etc.
don't pretend that being a fucking loser is "dignified", dignity means "being worth of honor and respect" and you are absolutely NOT worthy of that if all you do is sit on your ass and complain about how hard it is to do the exact same thing trillions of people have done since the dawn of time
don't throw your life away just because you think you're unfuckable
don't make excuses, just get it done
I tried everything to get rid of my depression, but in the end medication was what turned me from a fat NEET virgin to a successful business owner.
>don't have retarded paranoid fantasies about HR rejecting you because of some trash you read on the internet
way to go ignoring my point about the campaign against the socially retarded
don't identify yourself with some faggoty meaningless internet tribe shit that has no connection to the real world and no consequences associated with it, even on the internet
>can't get a job besides retail
>Can't get a great because all women think I'm desperate and weak
At least I'm fit
>innocent strangers
what a story, mark
gf not great
Fuck you autocorrect
>being a complete failure at life
In your opinion.
>having money, property, a family, etc.
If you weren't larping you'd know how stressful these things are to maintain and how easy they are to lose.
I think if anyone in this thread needs to take your advice, its yourself. Once you've made your millions THEN you can publish your self help guide. Until then, your audience has deaf ears.
don't double down on your retarded paranoid shit when people point out how retarded and paranoid it is
don't fall for literally every single meme you come across
don't allow other people to control your mind for their own purposes
don't waste your life thinking or reacting to imaginary trash that cannot help you
>don't make excuses, just get it done
Took me 10 minutes to write all that and that's all you've got for me?!
What in the hell kind of suppressor is that? Looks tarded a f mate
don't pretend that other people are out to get you, they literally do not even know who you are
also get a haircut, that's probably why they don't like you
don't confuse sitting in your house and doing nothing with a life worth living
Hey OP come suck on my penis
don't take 10 mins to write really specific and cringey replies to threads like this, just fix your life mate
don't out yourself as being underaged and full of shit so easily in one post
>he's not intelligent enough that people are forced to be around you because you're one of 10 people in the world who understands your field
If you don't at least have a phd you should unironically kill yourself
I get my hair cut every other month, presumptuous ass. the only people that like me are the ones I work with
>don't throw your life away
Nigger i'm perfectly content with my life as a robot
>force yourself to interact with other people in the real world at least once a day
>you can do this
I literally cannot.
phoneposter spotted.
get the fuck off my board you normie.
took me a while to find this, i was looking at the archives but eventually found the source on plebbit.
>imaginary trash
archive.is
to complement this seems she deleted the stuff and here are the rest of her comments
archive.is
This guy has got it right, this is how you should live.
>No fun allowed
No thanks, now fuck off.
>get a job
That ill agree to
>literally the rest of it
Nah, im comfy. Fuck it
You forgot to add "just" in beggining of every reddit spaced sentence without capital letter. I will write a list alike about how you can stop being normalfag-turbonigger and became a descent human beign:
1. Get rid of Facebook and Twitter
2. Get some self respect
3. Improve your self awareness
4. Leave cancerous hugboxes, safespaces and echochambers
5. Don't wath TV
6. Don't stick labels on other people
7. Don't use ad hominem in discussion
8. Don't listen to regular news
9. Doubt your views and opinions. Till the end of the life
10. Think in facts and arguments - not in how much brownie/social points you can get
11. Don't follow trends
12. Stop beign special snowflake
13. Force yourself to actually help people and not throwing useless superficial advices for illusive ego boost
You can do this.Everyone else does already.
Sorry for capital letters and lack of reddit spacing.
inb4: excuses
>get a job
have one already
>get some exercise
>improve your diet
have done that, i dont look ripped by any means but im not obese
>leave your house
to do what?
>dont play videogames
why?
>don't drink
Already not doing that
>dont look at porn
i watch porn once a week at most, shouldnt be enough to matter
>dont masturbate so much
i dont
>dont engage in any sort of addictive or self-destructive behavior
like what
>get a haircut
i already do
>dress more appropriately
I did that at the beginning of this semester, nothing came of it after 3 months so i went back to shitty casual clothes. I go through this process every semester
>force yourself to interact with other people in the real world at least once a day
I already interact with others daily, it does me no good
>get a haircut
My hair is long and luscious~
>don't play videogames
>don't drink
>don't do drugs
>don't look at porn on the internet
these are all things that pretty much every normalfag does
But unlike normalfags you are not allowed to have fun or something in general in your life.
haven't had a job for 6 years
there are no employer that would want me
>dont do any of these things
What ever happend to "just bee yourself"
Fuck off, videogames are amazing.