Any other robots here with /no friends/?

all of my mates went to moved away for uni while I stayed as mine was only 30mins away from me.
You can make "friends" at uni but they are more like workmates than anything else

My brain isn't capable of friendship. Among other things.

I have work acquaintances, but no friends.

My last, and only, true friend moved out of town in 2007. Hung out with him twice since then. He's married, has a PhD, now.

Hung out with a coworker last Sunday. Went ok, but he spent most of his time talking. Not sure if we're going to hang out again though.

If OP is still here, give sauce.

I make lots of "friends" at work, who hang out with me, like to talk to me even though Im quiet a lot.... but they never invite me to anything, not once.

Sometimes I feel like I'm unable to reality, because I'm living in a different one to them - what I mean is, maybe they pity me and see me some special needs kids who maybe they laugh at for "trying to socialize"..... or am I simply not interesting / exciting enough to be invited to the bar/parties etc?

Closet tranny with no friends. I don't pass yet so I present as a guy, but I don't make friends because it hurts when people treat me like a guy.

>what do you do with a friend?

Explore their anus cavity with your tongue my friend

Universe 25- Phase 3.

how much skin is there between the anal cavity and the vagina? feels like it be almost like rubbing your dick against another mans dick

S A U S E N O W

I'm both friendless and sexless. In fact, I haven't talked to anyone besides my own siblings and my parents in years. I'm not saying this to get pity, it's really no problem at all. I don't know why is there this huge societal pressure on needing to have x number of friends or y number of girlfriends, it's such a pain in the ass. I'm alone, I accept that fact and I enjoy it.

Different people are more or less capable of handling being alone. If you literally have no desire for human intimacy you may have Schizoid Personality Disorder though.

Go to parties, drink, and join as many clubs as you reasonably can. It's much harder to make friends after freshmen year.

I used to be friends with the other memelords in highschool but we all went to separate colleges and they all became failed normies while I just became a hermit

Seriously one of my friends from highschool is still a virgin like me and we're both 23

Online friends aren't anywhere near as good as IRL friends.

That sucks man. I knew a guy with the same problem, felt awful for him.

A man asks for sauce. how do you respond?

sandra luberc i think, don't remember but I think I downloaded the same movie years ago.

My brother is the only person I talk to everyday, i have friends that I don't really keep in touch with out of laziness, they're the same way.

Posting webms like this is why you remain an incel with no friends.

Me but I don't care. Whenever I try to talk to people I immediately lose interest in the conversation.

I haven't made friends in college this year and I don't understand how you people can live like this. I genuinely want to kill myself.

NZBot here. no friends here either.
i just dont know how to keep a friendship going, i just get caught in my own little bubble.

people meet me and seem to like me and what not, but thats where it always ends.
if it wasnt for living with family, id probably go weeks without speaking to another person.

Will she get pregnant from this?

yes, i did have friends until mother's day 2013. i got bitched it by his mom. i drove home had a seizure driving home. he stole a bunch of my crap. the other friend i threw him out of the bus of him being in the closet. this was when i came home from the hospitals and rehab. i met another friend at rehab he has problems.

It's obviously porn so almost certainly no.
This makes me wonder if there's impregnation/breeding porn. Seems like it would be expensive to get actresses willing to do it.

Pretty much, yeah. There are a few people I could call "acquaintances," but that's it.

how does one make more friends when one has no friends and can't invite people to events so they can form a friendship and be friends

Work, church/community events, clubs in general
Making friends as an adult is pretty difficult even for normalfags. Technologically advanced capitalist society is unironically fucked up when it comes to interpersonal relationships.

yep, 0 friends here
some days go by and I don't even open my mouth to say anything
I forget the sound of my own voice really

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It's weird, I had a ton of friends at one point, but one by one they vanished. Now I have nothing but acquaintances and for some reason people always try to fight me or start debates with me. Certain women now seem like they absolutely HATE me and I literally don't do anything to justify it. I don't say anything and they stare at me. They give me the meanest fucking looks when I'm just trying to exist. I'm in good shape, make good money, I'm very nice, polite, and tolerant of people, but it feels like there is some switch that was hit that makes the world off the charts hostile to what it was a few years ago.

You genuinely might be paranoid or schizophrenic.

I'm going to enter college this year, how do I make friends I won't hate?
My major is going to be comp sci

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I always wonder how they take a crap after these sessions. Does it just fall out?

I have no friends but I'm used to it

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bullshit, you've never been around jock types or sluts, you think "incels" are the only ones looking at porn at this point?

The butthole is pretty elastic bruv

I've had many friends over the years, but I've always preferred being alone. I never seem to actively enjoy being around people, even when we're doing "fun" things together.

Why do you guys find loneliness sad? I am honestly asking.

The ones like belladonna that have taken two dicks at a time up the ass for years put a tampon in their anus to avoid anal leakage like an old person wears diapers. Whole thing seems painful, guess they're all on heroin or something.

Eh you get used to having no friends after a while.
Friends aren't that great user.

you choose to be alone, most here don't.

OK, but what makes that choice bad? What part of your life is improved by other people? Is it more fun, less boring, more exciting? I'm still curious, despite all the times I've tried being around others.

I've pretty much never had any friends so I completely lack the ability to communicate with people in a friendlike manner

ah well

the choice isn't bad. it's good. being forced into something you might not want is bad.