>ITT we are incels hiding in a basement because normies and feminists want to kill us
ITT we are incels hiding in a basement because normies and feminists want to kill us
Cameron Thomas
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Aaron Reed
>Implying ide hide
>Thinking I won't die fighting
>Postulating that I would let some normalfaggot try and take me life
LMAOing @ you buddy.
Anthony Perry
I think it's time we just have sex with each other. They respect gays, at least.
Julian Fisher
The gas is leaking into the room and the door is locked from the outside. Have fun in hell, also mods for fucks sake ban me, I'm 13.
John Myers
>tfw this wouldn't affect my lifestyle at all
Julian Young
*background*
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Dylan Lee
you got it backwards and upside down
1) they were living lives of seclusion far before this happened.
2) this current shitstorm is because you guys get yourselves whipped up into a frenzy, then cheer when the more unstable members go out and act on it.
Prisoners of your own devices.
>inb4 generalizing about robots.
This board is one big generalization. You faggots started this, whether you want to admit it or not.
Isaac Jackson
>Poo poo pee pee cannons raining hell on the Chad hordes as violent street fighting occurs
>Chads try to flush the incels out but like the roaches they claimed them to be the incels resist and keep coming back
>Endless, unholy screaming from anthropomorphic frog abominations tearing civilians and Chads apart
>The flag of St. Elliot is carried across the battlefield, galvanizing the incel resistance
Beautiful
Camden Mitchell
*stacy patrol car rumbles on past slowly stopping periodically to use the virgin radar
s-SHHHHHHH
GUYS
SHHHHHHH
t-they're outside w-what do we do?!?
Charles Green
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COME AND GET ME
Jordan Davis
This guy's a fucking roast get him
BASH HIS SKULL OPEN
Easton Clark
*hey chad I think theres a couple of virgins in this house, the radar is off the scales!
*were gonna need backup!
GOOD FUCKING JOB user
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL THANKS
Now were gonna have to shoot our way out of this one
Wyatt Diaz
>kicks down the basement door
>you guys should try /volcel/, the pursuit of pleasure will only bring you destruction
>your not a normie are you? only normies care about cardinal pleasures
Thomas Hall
>The INCEL wars will bring about the second coming of christ
wew, lad
Henry Edwards
Im an incel, but I don't blame women for my shortcomings. I also don't make offhanded remarks about women or normies IRL, nor do I want to blow up people. Why would I do anything different?
Dylan Jones
Am I an incel if I refuse advances of several gays, because I want to have sex with a woman?
I'm not gay, but I feel like it's my only way to have sex
Jack Bell
im fucking ready m'lad
Noah Johnson
Day 4: I'm getting nervous, I hear the screams of others throughout the night and protests about being forced outside. This place ought to be safe though, I brought the necessities, food, water, manga, an old clock and my body pillow, enough to last me for years.
Day 12: The cacophony had been increasing in volume until recently, when the worst had happened, not screeches or shrieks, but complete silent. I may already be the last one here.
Day 23: I'm almost completely sure they're still out there, progress on the hole has gone steadily.
Day 148: Hinata has complained of the cramped space and I had to sew her up after a few tears getting her in here but it should be fine now. The hole is secure and even if they come here to the above space they'll never find us.
Day 421: Hinata just gave birth, I am so happy! We may never see the surface but at least we have what counts, family.
Day 754: Hinata won't talk to me anymore and the children are dead. I am as I was before alone.
Day 761: This is it.
Aaron Hernandez
someone pass the piss jug
Nicholas Jones
I don't fully understand how being a virgin makes you someone who hates women and is prone to violence all of a sudden. Where the fuck did all of this come from? One sad dude kills some people, and I get the blame because I'm socially anxious and fat? Like I didn't have enough of a stigma, now I'll also get fear when it comes out I haven't gotten laid?
Xavier Reed
>the fabled 50-round full-auto Garand
DIOS MIO
Cooper Sanchez
>Q-quick guys, we need to all have sex with eachother to scramble their virgin radars...
Leo Hill
who let the creepypasta in?
Blake Robinson
>the rebellion it *pants* failed boys, its all over
>go deep underground and await the day that you are called upon again
Brandon Perez
Which corner do I put my piss jugs and shit buckets in?
Tyler Cox
*meanwhile in 20XX, Berlincel*
Alright, boys, this is the last sub to Argentina, there's only 5 crew slots that remain unfilled
the first 5 replies with Dubs get to stay on my boat
Ayden Robinson
oh no, normies took over the world
Ethan Reed
Any incels are welcome in my "basement", no normies allowed.
Benjamin Collins
Okay but promise to close your eyes when we fuck.
Ayden Ramirez
COME AND GET ME, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Nathaniel Carter
The militant ones were on the plebbit space for them, this is their doing but normies would rather blame the scapegoat than admit their special place could produce such a thing
Evan Lee
>I think it's time we just have sex with each other.
That's trap thread talk, user-kun
Lincoln Davis
Ok guys seriously stay out of my corner. I called it first.
That corner is where I shoot heroin and smoke weed.
Also who the fuck played my guitar? There's cheeto stains on the fingerboard.
Wyatt Hall
my basement would look like this if it wasnt finished. its all that but flooring walling carpet ect,.
Blake James
OH SHIT THEYRE HERE TAKE COVER
FUCKING SCATTER
Owen Bailey
YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE ROASTIES
Liam Fisher
All I want is to separate myself from the world and not interact with it in any way. I want it to be like I don't exist. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE FOR FUCK SAKE.
Isaiah Mitchell
get your dick wet or the FBI are coming son
Jace Gray
IT AINT ME
IT AINT MEEEEEE
I AINT NO NORMALFAG SON, NAW
Luke Allen
Haha who even wants sex, am I right, guys? Women are all whores, that's why they have sex with everyone else but us.