So I went out and tried to pop my 25 years cherry today.
Not confident enough to go for hookers yet, so I decided to go to a closest rub and tug that has positive reviews. The place looked shady as fuck, kinda like a convinient store except all windows were covered by black film and outside has no signas other than "Spa". I rung the door bell and looked into the camera
>Hi, can I have a massage session?
the voice replies
>You need to be on the list
>Ah sorry one moment
I called the same person on the phone like
>Hello I am user, do you have free massagists right now? Sign me in plz
ring the doorbell again like
>Hi I'm user.
The door opens and leads to a dim lit hallway, enter a dim lit room
>where did you hear about us?
>lie "a friend recommended
>what program do you want?
>I was thinking about the Standard 90mins program
>that includes 1 hour standard, 30 mins erotic ONE HAPPY ENDING, and you can't touch the gir's parts
>Oh just one? That's not much
>You can get All Included program which includes all erotic you want, unlimited happy endings and you can couch the girls how you want
>Yep that sounds great
Then she leadds in like 10 chicks, they line up for me to pick, two of them look good to me, one is tall and big tits, a little thicc, another is petite with a pretty face and a bubble butt, I pick the samll one and she leads me to the room with a bed and a drained jet massage bathtub, tells me to take shower while undressing (stupid me should have undressed her myself) the room is lit enough or me to see her bot body but dark unough for me not to worry about a pimple on my back.
Then I get on the bed face down and she begin to massage my legs, then my ass and my back with baby lotion. She's not a real massagist, but she's trying And I like it, also the idea that a nude hot chick is right behind me right now is pretty hot.
So I went out and tried to pop my 25 years cherry today
15 minutes later she flips me on the back,and starts jerking my dick and caressing my balls, I start touching her small titties, they are incredibly soft, not like a baloons with hot water but more like a plastic bag with water, her nipples get hard and stick out and I'm rubbing and lightly twisting them while she is stroking my cock with baby lotion. For some reason i'm only half erect although I love playing with her tits.
Then she gets into cowgirl position and puts my cock between her ass cheeks and stats riding me like that while I pit my hand into her snatch
>can I do this
>Sure, but only touch outside, not inside
I proceed to play with her beef curtains and locate a little harder spot in fron, figure out it's the clit and procced to rub her pussy lips and clit, she pretends to be more into it thatn she really is, fakes moans and so on But I can feel she's turned on, her nips are rock hard and her pussy is getting wet as she's gringding my half hard cock with her ass. I would expect myself to cum five times already but for some reason I cant get a full hardon.
>Hey can I massage you a little
>Sure
We switch positions and I'm on the top massaging her body, breasts and fun places
>Wow user you're so experience
Smirk to myself, all that countless porn i watched pays off. I flip her to massage her back and p[lay with her ass
>Holy shit user you're so passionate
I guess most clients just come for a quick handjob but I came to play with a female body, I want to get to touch all of it. I proceed to play with her ass and pussy not really expecting her to come (well she does it for a living everry day) but maybe to start shaking or maybe run wetter all over the place but didn't happen.
Then we switch back and she proceeds to caress my cock and balls and behind the balls, slide her body all over mine and even suck on my nipples, but for some reason my dick doesn't go full hard, it's only halfway hard kinda upwards but still soft.
>user did you cum today already?
>Nnnope
>You usually run long?
>15 minutes or so
Considering I look good, I gave her pussy a good rubbing and I cant cum at all as opposed to cmming within 30 seconds after beginning(like I expected to lol) she thinks I am Chad and she doesn't do good enough and loses more self confidence than I do.
She then tries 15 different technicues of stroking my cock, balls and even pressing on my prostate through the area behind my balls, nothing works. some are wrong, some are too rough, some are almost slapping my cock and some feel great while making it even softer. I'm trying to jerk off myself like I usually do and it goes a little better but no much.
>Could you entertain yourself a little for me to watch?
>Uh oh I dont usually do it, i dunno, i'm uncomfortable about it
>Ok then
But after some time she sees nothing works on my flaccid cock and gets on her back and begins to masturbate, I really appreciate her effort and how hard she tried I get in front of her jerking my linp noodle desperately, the more nervous I get the softer it gets but she thins it's her fault.
>lets try this
She puts her legs together and up and my cock between her pussy and thighs and I begin to thrust, my balls are slapping on her ass and this feels extremely erotic like I'm fucking her but my cock doesnt feel any fun and goes completely flaccid.
>Lets try doggy
She gets into a doggy style position and stucks her plump smooth cleanly shaven peach-ass out in my face, I try sliding my cock between her cheeks or thinghs, erotic but my cock wont go hard. I end up just playing with her ass cheeks and pussy while desperately stroking my half hard dick and she is trying to help me by caressing my ballsack with her foot, not a fetishist but it feels nice and the girl Is really fucking trying, I can feel it. I fucking LOVE playing with her ass and feel the desperate urge to jum my face into it to feel what her puccy juice tastes like but I feel awful about myself, If my dick was hard I gorge on her pussy and ass like there's no tomorrow and feel like I'm a passionate lover but with a flaccid cock I feel like a desperate flaccid loser pervert.
>user maybe you want to swap me for some chick with bigger breasts
>Shees sweet with such a great ass in my face it's clearly not that, such wonderful ass
>then what's wrong
>I tryi to keep the chad act and say I guess I just need something more real like real contact
>uhh I cant offer you that
She is desperately beating my soft meat with a look of defeat and disappointment in herself, I can tell she feels bad about herself rather than me she feels like she sucks and cant please a man while I am the one comforting her and telling that it's just me getting too nervous or something.
Then eventually we both give up and 90 minutes run out and we both go to shower, she gently and carefully washed me of baby lotion and her hand pays close attention to my cock, balls and anus, boy she's really doingher best for my flaccid cock.
what a erotic story
>Uuuh I'm sorry it's a disappointmen
>Oh please I loved getting massaged by a pretty chick
>but you didn't cum and wont come again
>Dont say that, maybe I will
>Uuh maybe you will
I slapped her pretty butt with my towel, she giggled and did too said bye and left.
When Walking back home I could stull feel the warmth of her pussy on my fingers and wasnt sure if I want to wash my hand again or stick it in my mouth It's a shame I shied out of eating her, I wanted her taste to fill my mouth and she deserved some for her hard efforts.
Although I didnt cum on her so i'm still a virgin lol.
Now I dont feel bad abouth myself getting nervous but I feel bad about making this girl losing self confidence trying to milk my dick and failing I could see defeat in her face. Gonna run a week nofap and blueball muself half dead, then go back and bukakke her like she has never seen before and eat the hell out her whore pussy.
I feel for you user, but jeez. It was hard to finish.
>Smirk to myself, all that countless porn i watched pays off.
Here's your problem. Dumbass. Stop watching porn, stop taking any antidepressants or alcohol. Masturbate if you want to but again, no porn.
Don't forget to give her the holy grail
Ok but...How much did it cost?
100$ for 90 mins program.
But I'm in Moscow and according to reviews this salon is rated as "overpriced" compared to others.
The most popular salon with the best reputation that everybody is crazy about would charge me 55$ for the same program but it's located on the other end of the city and they dont even publish their adress so I would need to meet a guide in person and said guide would lead me to the place which sounds shadier than buying drugs.
Bumping out of nostalgia for the old r9k
I gave a dude $50 to fuck his wife off of a panties selling ad on craigslist before it was shut down. She was regrettably somewhat overweight, but it mostly went to her ass and tits so it wasnt that bad. The way she sucked my dick tip was so intense I could hardly breath. I cried the whole drive home. 0/10 I want my virginity back.
I heard some guy's cool story about going to a prostitute to lose virginity at 27 and it was more awkward than mine.
So I think i wanna get get some practice with women like this before going to actually fuck someone.
classic retard ruining his sensitivity with death grip
Hey man I'm going to save this image.
>massagist
it's called a masseuse IDIOT
I mostly jerk with onaholes so it's different.
Although they are way more rough and intense in feeling than any female orifice they are supposed to or at least are rumored to help with death grip.
I think the problem is that I got nervous or something because I couldnt get a full hardon while playing with puffy cheeky pussy, and rubbibg abound the anus on a hot peach ass stuck right in my face for my enjoyment.
Let's start a kickstarter to get this guy another 100$ for this
Good for you user. I'm happy for you.
I've been thinking about doing something like this myself.
>I've been thinking about doing something like this myself.
Run a short nofap and then go do it,
I think you just realized that paying a whore for sex is wrong and it didn't really feel like you should enjoy yourself.
Thanks op, now I'm even more terrified about embarassing myself like that.