Who /volcel/ here?

Who /volcel/ here?

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me and jesus christ

I'm Duracell.

/wizardsonly/

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lol like u can get anyone faggot

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Been vocel for over a decade now. I've accomplished a lot more than those around my age. That said I have so much free time at my current position I started browsing Jow Forums.

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/volcel/ here, one 8/10 keeps constantly hitting on me and telling me to come for a sleepover since her roommate is not home. I refuse constantly yet she still is trying to find a way of meeting with me again.

Start a business. Its the ultimate volcel path. You have so much time and energy from not dealing with slags that you can achieve create things.

I am man. I've been fucking since I was 13. After college, it became tedious so I just started to DIY. Then I got into some degenerate pron addiction, and before I knew it I was fapping to floor tiles.

I've been volcel since I came back to the UK after working in countries where there were loads of foreign cuties that don't like to be a beached whale lying in a pool of their own vomit in the middle of the street getting publicly filled full of cum every weekend.
The vast majority of women here are awful and I can't deal with them after seeing how human women actually behave and look after themselves. Even the ones that don't go out drinking and fucking every weekend are aloof and bitchy asf.

Friendly reminder that volcel is quite literally the highest mastery of the primal brain that one can achieve. Let the subhuman incels and "normal people" chase pussy like primates while we volcels achieve true enlightenment

Volcel here reporting for duty

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women are annoying, not really any type of /cel/ though.

Volcel reporting in
Not gonna say 9/10s hit on me, but I gotta couple of 7/10s.
Tired of the toastie game.
I can usually take the nofap to a week.
Watch me hit the month and become a god

Volcel, women show interest but they are usually 6 to 7 tier, nothing special

I guess me, I'm not that bad but the woman I like refused me and I don't have interest in other women so I'm not even trying,

Me, not going to waste my time with roastie trash (and its all roastie trash.)

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/fitcel/ here. I'll eat you

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/volcel/ here, but only because I'm embarrassed about what would happen when a chick sees my tiny 7 inch cock...

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/volcel/ reporting for duty

modern women are so repulsive that I don't even want to try. I'm a 21 year old khv and 2d porn is good enough desu. i've actually reached a point where I only think about 3d women once every few days, I'm free from tfwnogf and it's great.

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how fit are you anyways?

christ every time I see this I swear it keeps getting higher and higher

incel trash detected

>tfw ugly NEET volcel
Life is good.

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I've been nofaping because I'm trying to fix my dick sensitivity

Quit while you're ahead or plummet deeper into madness.

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