>26yo KV >decide to go to a local bar because why not >can't talk to girls, everyone is dancing >this sucks >go outside >some dudes smoking >join them, they are kind of cool >they leave and I'm there alone under a small balcony >it starts raining >stare into the cold abyss, the only light source nearby being my cigarette and a billboard far away >about to walk back home >"hey user" >oh god I know that voice >yep, she is the girl I had a crush on in HS >10/10, cute petite blonde >starts asking me how I've been and stuff like that >I'm just brooding and giving short answers >on the inside I'm in panic but on the outside I manage to seem cool >she asks if I want to come inside the bar and have a drink >ok >we pick a quiet corner and order beers >somehow I contain my spaghetti and manage to be somewhat smooth >I can tell she is liking it >wtf, a girl is laughing at my jokes and I am not in panic >she asks if I want to come over to watch a movie or something >almost choke on my beer when I hear her >keep my cool, "sure, I'll go pay the tab" >holyshitthisishappening.waw >when i leave the table all the 'what if' scenarios start playing in my head >go to the bathroom >"what if she doesn't like me?" and other dumb stuff goes through my head >decide that the best solution is to climb out of the bathroom window and sneak back home without her noticing >get home >"heh, dodged a bullet there" >realize what I've done
I have been staring at a pack of razor blades for hours now. I am not going to do it though, too much of a coward for that.
>decide that the best solution is to climb out of the bathroom window and sneak back home without her noticing HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's a fucking kino move my man. I'm proud of you
Luke Bell
>Pic related, it's her few years ago. not trying shit on your oneitis but no offense she hurt user u did dodge a bullet
Jose Thomas
this, comedy gold
David Baker
Well it's not funny when it happens to you.
I am fairly sure that I dislocated my shoulder because I actually fell when I was climbing out.
Not even gonna go to the ER because I deserve a fucked up arm.
I don't know man. She is really cute and obscenely nice.
Anthony Richardson
Yes it is funny I would spill spaghetti as i would try to avoid meeting, while you did the best possible don't end yourself, youre gonna go far
Brayden Myers
dude, that move is legendary. movies are written about stuff like this. I wish a situation like this would present itself to me
The worst thing is that I have done similar things before. I am a KV because I am too retarded to take Eminem's advice and just seize the moment. But no, I just go for mom's paghetti every_fucking_time.
>a year ago >about to switch to another workplace, moving up in the foodchain >still gonna be working in the same town, though >my last week in the old workplace >tasked with showing a new girl the ropes >she is cute af >we work together 10hr every day for a week >get to know her pretty well >she is basically a fembot >shy, cute, all dem animu cliches >I am sold >but too much of a coward to ask her out >our last day working together >towards the end of our shift she asks if I could drive her home as she had lost her bus card >sure >stop the car by her apartment >"do you wanna perhaps sometime, or like tonight or something, to come to drink tea with me or something user" >she is blushing like crazy, stuttering, it is basically the most adorable thing I have ever seen >realize what she just asked >retard mode activated >"why would I want that" >retard level has reached over 9000 >"I don't even like tea" >she just gets up, looks really sad, doesn't even look me in the eyes >says "bye user" and is left there standing while I drive away
While I was driving back home I kept hoping that a truck would run a red light and just obliterate me and my car. And these aren't even the worst.
Jordan Martin
dude, you have transcended normiedom and shitpost reality itself. I can tell you have a pure soul your entire life is a shitpost. I dare to call it art, you are an artist and life itself is your medium
Evan Cooper
GIBS ME MOAR
Aaron Edwards
I did this once, but instead of taking one night only, it was 2 years
Cameron Ward
>Not even gonna go to the ER because I deserve a fucked up arm.
ur acting like a hoe calm down and go get yourself fixed
Ryder Parker
>I don't know man. She is really cute and obscenely nice
i guess we just have diff taste then user
Jayden Rodriguez
The problem with seizing the moment is to know when to seize the moment.
Josiah Howard
You did dodge a bullet user. Consider yourself lucky you aren't getting involved with whatever crappy social circle she has.
Robert Watson
You could have still banged a qt, worst case scenario. I thought this was r9k, not normieville. Fuck the hell off bitch.
Elijah Nguyen
This is a gamble, I am hoping no one will recognize me because I'd die of embarrasment if anyone did.
>16 >at camp >bored and all the other kids are doing sports etc. >I suck at sports so I just stay inside and play PSP >my days consist of playing PSP, walking outside at night, sleeping all day >one day at the cafeteria playing PSP >random grill sitting at the same table couple seats away, easy 8/10 >she's reading mango that I knew (GTO) >tell her a random lame GTO joke >she says "what" and takes off her headphones >realize I suck at life and repeat the joke >she actually likes it >we chat for a bit >turns out she isn't into sports either and has just stayed in her room the whole time and thus I had not seen her yet >asks me what I do for fun >show her my PSP and tell that I sneak out at night to take long walks >she asks if she can come along >ok >wtf, I just talked to a grill >we start going on walks at night >get kinda close >one night sitting on a park bench with her >hands wander around and find each other >KHV status demoted to KV >feelsgoodman.jpg >I lean back, life is feeling pretty good and no spaghetti in sight >she leans back to, her head is on my chest >I'm showing her constallations and stars >(yeah this is pretty much a cliche at this point) >suddenly the old rotten bench gives in and we fall to the ground >we both laugh >I land hafl-way on top of her >eye-contact.exe >she's pulling my head towards hers >lips about to touch >decide that the best course of action is to rip myself free from her clutches >yeah, moist grass and cold air is better than kissing and holding a warm girl >get up >make up an excuse >leave >go to a bathroom and punch a paper dispenser hard enough to break it >don't see her at the camp anymore >sad as fuck >a month after some random 20yo dude confronts me when I'm walking home >says I made his sister cry >I think he has the wrong person and out of nowhere call his sister a whore >he beats me up pretty bad
Logan Anderson
AFAIK she has no proper social cirlce.
>tfw too retarded for r9k even
I suppose. I'm really into petite qt's.
The problem is that I am lacking some basic brain function.
Mason Lee
Dude these are amazing. you truly are an artist
Isaac Fisher
>I don't even like tea
Fucking christ this cheered me up
Thanks man
Colton Peterson
>Dude these are amazing. you truly are an autist
FIFY
Jordan Nelson
no I meant artist. somebody needs to make a film out of this man's posts
Nicholas Wilson
dude why tho. why. WHY
Nathan Reyes
>Fuck the hell off bitch. kekses nice spokenz gramerts anoon
Adam Hill
If I knew the answer to that the quality of my life would improve quite a bit.
Oh well, I may never have a qt, but at least I'll always have a motorcycle.
Christian Allen
You better fucking fix this shit right away. Don't let this chance pass. You'll regret it like hell later.
Give it a try before it's too late even for that. You're worth a chance to live a good life.
Adam Morgan
If I knew how to do that, and actually had the guts to do it, I probably wouldn't be typing this shit here.
Jayden Gomez
OP, you wasted an opportunity most of us will never even get.
Go fuck yourself
Lincoln Bell
call her up and say ur pet died get back together win win
William Jackson
OP is there anyway you can post a picture of yourself? Like on /soc/ and link it here? I really want to see why all these women want you so bad.
Bentley Mitchell
I already took too big of a risk by posting the girl.
I am not that hansome. Average at best. Body has been in bearmode since I was 18. Also it's not like these occurences are frequent. Women have approached me like this maybe six times, and everytime it was a shy loner grill
