What would be your first wish?

what would be your first wish?
try to remember the rules

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I wish I could die in my sleep tonight

Probably for a better lifestyle

death cant be wished. but im sure you can wish for cyanide and do the same with that

i wish i was dead
orinalio

cyanide then please, extra strength

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That I was never born. Please.

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100 centillion bucks in my bank account.

But if we're going by loopholes, then rewind time so that I'm a kid again and I remember everything that happened in this timeline so I can be the hero of my story rather than a spectator.

A loyal 2d anime gf

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infinite wishes if that's allowed
otherwise gogolplex times gogolplex wishes

Koakuma kunny
best wish!

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Being loved
oregano

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I wish I could be a girl!

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This
Easy fucking peasy

I wish to un-do all of existence.

Right there with you user, easy first wish

i wish i could have the power to see who truly loved me
dont give me the power to see what people think of me besides what i specified above, im not sure if i would like the results

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For death.

It would be better to know all of what they think though so you can either change it or avoid them.

Just make my waifu real and make her love me as much as I love her.

>wish to be a girl
>when you're an adult the spell ends and you turn into a man again
just like IRL trannies

I would wish to become a fucking wizard to build stuff.

SHINY TEETH SHINY TEETH

MAKE ANIME REAL, ROASTIES WILL NO LONGER EXIST WHEN PURE 2D GIRLS EXIST

No more fear.

no it really wouldnt
if i knew they hated me but acted like they liked me, i would gain nothing but fear from knowing that they hate me
ignorance is bliss, but i want love and i need to know where to get it

Gas the Jews. Then there would finally be peace on Earth.

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This, but an attractive one.

this pls thank you

>"Can I..I....I be happy?"

I bet they'd say no...

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That only happens when you stop believing in them which is a pretty fucking stupid plot device considering nobody would just forget their magical unlimited genies that make any and every aspect of their life easier.

To meet the woman that would love and appreciate me for who and what I am, but still promote me to have better life choices and be there through my hardest times.

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>Wish to become a cute girl.
>Wish Wanda and Cosmo were dildos.
>Shove one up each hole.

I wish to put an end to all hate, evil, sadness, and suffering in the Omniverse.

Cyanide's too painful, wish for something better to kill yourself with.

Can't wish for true love, user. Read Da Rules

Can't even wish for true love.. what the hell else am I supposed to wish for

Wish I had a slinky and some stairs tbqh

That was an episode that actually happened
Turns out literally everyone was happier with Timmy gone

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I've been in pain for over 10 years I could suffer for a few minutes.
Alternatively I'd request a helium tank and a bag.

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I wanna be t h i c c already

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I'd wish for the motivation to actually do something with my life instead of having each day bleed into the next.