Mom went to the department store today

>mom went to the department store today
>comes back, starts telling me about how she was trying on bras and couldn't find any that would fit her properly
>calls them "torture devices"
>says she wishes she could find one that fits properly
>I remain mostly stonefaced and monosyllabic in my replies

>in reality I am a huge boobs and specifically a big bra fetishist and my knowledge of the subject is encyclopedic
>also enjoy reading incest stories
>can't broach the subject with my mother because that would be incredibly strange

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trips for tits

also I weirded my friends out once because they were swearing this one porn girl had fake tits because her tits were so big and round and I explained to them how I knew they were real. I thought I was doing them a favor explaining how you can tell real from fake but they just thought I was so kind of breast autist, which I am

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which porn girl was it? I've done the same conversation about September Carrino.

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>and my knowledge of the subject is encyclopedic
Do you sew bras? For a lot of women getting a custom made bra would be the best option, since mass produced bras are made to sorta fit as many people as possible, and those fit horribly on people that are extremes.

This makes me wonder if there is a cottage industry for custom bras.

>the titty tard
There's always at least one. You wouldn't even be so bad if you weren't always sweaty.

Milkies thread?
>tfw no hucow to milk daily

If there isn't, this would be the perfect opportunity to invest in an untapped market

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You're thinking what I'm thinking, frendo. Now if only I could figure out how to get them to let me fit them, too.

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OP, you also get turned on by giant bras?

Like just seeing the bra empty is enough to get you going if it's huge? Cause same here, shit's amazing.

Don't leave us hanging with just that to go off of, OP. How big are they? What's it like living with a big boobs mom?

>breast autist
Same boat. Life is suffering. Also that picture is a shoop.

>tfw bra fetish
>tfw I actually am really disappointed when a girl in a porn video isn't wearing a bra and there's no foreplay involving a bra
Does no one else understand that feeling?

I'm the user you're responding to and I absolutely understand that feel.

Honestly sometimes I just watch the parts where they're undressing/having their tits rubbed in-bra/taking off the bra instead of the sex.

Not OP, but I would if I found one in a draw or something. In a store it's not going to do anything for me.

>Does no one else understand that feeling?
A bit. I also get upset when girls with huge cans wear tiny bras that don't fit. Wearing the correct size is WAY sexier, even if it covers more.

Just help your mom out with her bra problems. If she asks you how you know those things just say you like huge tits. Its not like your mom would think you want to fuck her or something.

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>user this bra is too tight come help mommy get it off

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It's not a cottage industry, it's a huge industry with lots of competitors.

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>Like just seeing the bra empty is enough to get you going if it's huge?
Yes, and I have some photos of this material. Here is a photo of a 32N (US sizing) bra with a mini-basketball inside for reference.

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And here is a 50N bra with a small watermelon in one of the cups.

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32N US sizing corresponds to 32LL UK sizing. Leanne Crow and Rachel Aldana have each reached that size.

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This photo of a 30JJ UK sized bra has always been inspirational to me. This was sold off-the-rack. Imagine how many women out there who would fit this size. She would be a slim and stacked woman.

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This is the same size as Zoey Ley of weirdlyshaped.com

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Not terribly huge. I avoid the subject with her.