What do you guys think about suicide?

People should be free to do it if they want. Life is shit and keeping this up for 60 more years when you no longer want to sounds like torture.

I know that, fag, that's what I meant. The temporary problem is life, of which death is the permanent solution to.

Today I bought couple of those aluminum foil single-use charcoal grills and a roll of duct tape.
I figured carbon monoxide poisoning would be one of the gentlest ways to go.

Tried to kill myself around ten years ago, did it sloppy and failed.

Regret it a lot first of all I really wouldn't want my parents to have to live with that since they really did give me a good shot at life. It's also kinda scary to know that the next time life really shits itself I really could do it in a heartbeat.

I won't do it unless it's with a gun.

High calibre gun's a good method but I could never do it with a gunshot to the head. I hate the idea of shattering my skull, scrambling my brain and making my eyes bulge out.
Shot through the heart though, I could do.

I got one piece to finish before that happens.

Who Know I might do well in my second year of uni.

>Watching toei's one piece after the timeskip

I would honestly rather end myself in this case

My advice is to wait till you hit 30. If your life is an objective mess with no future prospects then go ahead.

>a permanent solution to ALL problems

fix'd that 4 ya

very lame. Be a martyr and take some jews out with you t b h

I feel like a lot of lives could be saved over just getting some help with it but at the same time everybody should have a right to get off the wild ride when they want. It's a moral grey area for me.

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I'm stuck between thinking it's for pussies and thinking at least the individual went out on their own terms. Still contemplating

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I don't think it's worth it to throw your life away, at least if you live in the first world. If society starts being too much of a bother, withdrawing from it is always an option. Once UBI passes, people like us will never have to suffer again.

I'm way too disgusted of my inherent shortcomings as a person I just can't help with and if I can't be as great as I would've wanted, why wait? God knows I tried but I'm just not any good.

Well life is temporary

Like everything else, it scares me

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what ways are least reliable? seems like you always hear of pills failing.

9/10 pill overdoses fail.
Cutting usually fails.
As always, methods preferred by attention whoring roasties usually fail.

>Not chasing the jack daniels with the glock

what ways are attention whoring ways?
is car in garage running or belt in door attention ways or serious?

Worried what ill leave behind, and worried about whatever the fuck is on the other side.

Not him but normalfags say that to their kind when they have minor problems that are temporary. They never really mention that the temporary problem is life.

It takes balls, but also a very hopeless spirit. I've wanted to die many times, but now that I look back, I'm thankful I'm still here.

How is life after failing? Is normal social interactions turned awkward? Do parents berate you?

don't do it mate, just for their sake and the pain it would cause them. Drown your sorrows in some booze and play WoW with ur boi.

Whu would you contradict yourself in your own post. There are permanent problems, that's why that phrase is dumb in the first place.

I wish suicide was easier.
Every day I think about suicide, and the only thing that brings me back from those thoughts is watching anime.
I just wish there was a way to go to sleep and not wake up

Methods that preserve your looks and have a high probability of failing are just are attention whoring to make people pity you.

If you really take the lengths to adjust your exhaust pipe (most modern cars have preventive measures installed) or really do the research to constrict your carotid artery/ jugular in the case of suspension hanging, your probability of dying are pretty high which means you are really serious about it.

You should try it out. Good luck and god speed.

It is easy, though. All you need is a belt, a door and a chair (the chair is optional but I put it in there for maximum comfy).

If you make a hangman's noose the convulsion will only tighten it more

I'm tempted to try this but don't know where I would hand the rope from, what wouldn't break?

It become more appealing every day.
I have never felt more hopelessly and utterly alone then I do right now. It scares me.

>Place belt above the door hinge
>Wrap belt around neck
>Wrap neck with toilet paper as well so the belt doesn't make you uncomfortable
>Close door
>Try to reach the floor
>If you have a chair this process should be easier
>This isn't painful at all, if it works your vision should start getting blurry in a matter of seconds
>???
>Success!

Yes. it makes it harder for your body to get up.

Can you explain that a bit better please?

Thats too long. Im 18.

video games, star trek and porn prevent me from thinking about it

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I think about it a lot and i dont blame anyone that does it. I find it selfish to get mad at someone for wanting to take their own life because its not mine to decide. Im still pretty young so i havnt given up completely yet but i can already tell im going to be exactly where i am right now by the time im 30 and thats when ill start considering it more and more often.

how do I quickly escape this device if I have second thoughts as my vision is blurring

newer cars have very little carbon monoxide emissions and might not be able to kill you. so be careful with that method

Just use reverse psychology

>if I have second thoughts as my vision is blurring

you won't have the time or the strength at that point, you'll black out in seconds

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not him and im not suicidal or telling anyone they should but how long does it take to actually die and theres no way to wake back up again or fail unless something breaks, even though your legs are on the ground?

It's a shitty method overall given this, you are on your feet....

You don't need to float to strangle yourself, user. It's called partial suspension, and it can be painless if done right.

Killing is never good, whether it's killing another or one's self.

This method is why they take your belt away when you get put in jail. People have been successfully hanging themselves like this in cells for centuries.

seems to good to be true even though i know its true. is it unlikey they could spasm enough to regain brain circulation?

I already know what my limit is. I will end the downfall once for all if I become a long-term homeless, with no family and zero friends, I wouldn't fight this.
With that said, my odds to avoid it are very slim, I should've started college earlier before everything went to madness with my parents. I have no control on my future, it all depends on their moods. This is what happens when two schizos have a child.

The only way you're going to survive is if you didn't tie your rope properly and it comes loose, or whatever it's tied to breaks, or if someone finds you before you're dead.

why isnt this more common, do most people not know about it too well? im not even suicidal but ive researched it and read a few books and some showed pictures of people who were masturbating and didnt even have a good anchor point or ligature and died. one guy was just sitting with a belt tied to a weight bench.

People are stupid and suicidal people are not any less stupid than the average person. This is why you see this absurdly elaborate shit with custom breathing apparatuses and tanks of helium and all that other shit. Idiots who can't even figure out how to kill themselves right.

And you're right, this method is so effective that people who get off on strangulation can accidentally kill themselves while masturbating. There is no warning between, "Oh yeah this feel really good I'm jerking my dick while I choke myself" and "Oops I'm unconscious now". In my heavy suicidal years, I would wear a paracord anklet wherever I went so that I could have the comfort of knowing that I could easily, painlessly and effectively kill myself at any time in any place.

Suicide is painless
It brings on
Many changes
Originali

Gonna get a shotgun so I can always have it as an option

your financial and material situation can improve, and perhaps even your emotional situation can too, to an extent.

but the ultimate reality of life on this strange spec of dust in the middle of the universe, this short brief illumination of consciousness after an eternity of nothingness and before the finality of death, must be dealt with

you must deal with the void, the abyss. no job or car or girlfriend will fix that for you, ever. not even a dog.

if you cannot come to some terms with the void then you may as well end it

It's not selfish and you shouldn't have any pressures/threats (religion, law, society, etc.) constantly looming over your head forcing you to prolong your suffering.

>glock
Fucking faggot, if you're gonna kill yourself do it with a classic, manly gun made out of Cold forged steel like pic related, not a plastic toy invented by some tranny from Austria

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Goddamn what a sexy gun. Short, ugly, nothing fancy internally but gets the job done and will save your life. Can any other gun truly encapsulate America so well?

The most logical choice, If I had reliable pain free methods i'd be donezo pal.

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I failed, but noone really noticed, so I just feel like shit without a real outlet for all the things I bottle up inside. It really feels like shit when you can't even kill yourself right.

>Short
It's a regular sized handgun with a 6 inch barrel, this is THE model that made the Semi Auto handgun popular worldwide
>Ugly
It's fucking beautiful you heathen, show me a more balanced and minimalist gun, faggot
>nothing fancy internally
"Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing else to take away"
You're a superficial faggot who needs fancy gimmicks to make something appealing to you, you don't understand true beauty.
I bet you like the Berretta 92 dontcha. If you want a modern handgun that's also elegant and sexy, Sig Sauer p220 is the go to.

>tfw too retarded to make this work
I just ended up choking for a minute and giving up.

youtube.com/watch?v=aiCFdsoquUs

Try to get into area 51 or Dulce base at the mesa.
They will experiment on you.
Try looking up Donald Marhsall. These people can help you kill your self and profite off your corpse.

>aka you have chip in your head and the NWO owns the gravity that binds your soul.

Sometimes i think it's an option.
Idk, i think i'm too cool for this Normie World, but i don't want to make my Mom feel sad.

My job used to stop me thinking about it by keeping me busy for most of the day but now I've moved around at work I just sit in front of a computer doing nothing and suicide is literally the only thing I think of. But I'm so retardly awkward and self conscious that I worry what people will think of me and what they'll do after I go. Like, will my work colleagues act like they gave a shit about me, they already think I'm strange but will killing myself make them think so even more?

What's this "Glocke" you speak of?

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im 18 and ive decided i will blow my brains out as soon as i get kicked out by my parents

it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. the temporary problem being life

Use a 12 gauge shotgun slug. It's what I'm going to use.

Sounds like a bIast!

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A sweet escape that my lizard brain is preventing me from having.

Stupid fucking meme you shouldn't fall for. Just like the Jews.

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if i don't prove myself then i don't deserve to live

I don't agree but that's a great picture you made my night.

An unfortunate inevitably

Illogical. It's perceived as a way to escape pain but to successfully escape something one must be able to experience the resulting freedom. Assuming there is no afterlife instead of escaping pain you instead soend gou last moments in terrible suffering and great fear before simply ceasing to be having never actually achieved the relief you crave.

It's probably what is going to happen. EVERYTHING COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH DIFFERENT. But not nearly enough. And it wasn't.
But I doubt I'll go through with it any time soon. I'm pretty good at submerging the feels.

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I would only do it if I was old and in extreme incurable physical pain.
Even if life gets boring and solitary I still can be happy and want to live for pleasures like food, comfort, visiting new places, art, music and literature.

yeah, i know, because they're fags
they say one thing that is just explicitly wrong, acting as if they're some moral sage
it's life, life is the problem
fuck

When I did this I had almost lost consciousness and my mom opened the door. That was one awkward moment...

it begins with 'Do it' and ends with 'faggot'

Same here. Make sure you choose a method where the body gets lost. I'm planning on anchoring myself to the bottom of the ocean.

its badass

If you have to go down, at least take a few normies with you.

I rather kill myself eith gun than be eaten by wild rabid animals. 5 more years of this shit holr. My life insurance policy will be a fat payout to whoever becomes my beneficiary

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>why not to have children the gif
God speed user live well for your last years!