Need some advice from some fellow robots. I'm a 24 year old kv. Recently a girl a work with has been coming onto me...

Need some advice from some fellow robots. I'm a 24 year old kv. Recently a girl a work with has been coming onto me. She gave me her number and we've been talking for the past week and she wants to come over to my place. Only problem is she's 16. It's legal in my state, but it's still taboo. Should I go through with it? My parents and the few friends I have would probably shun me if they ever found out.

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Tell her you like her. Immediately following that, say you are really concerned that people would think ill of the whole situation. Just like you said now.

Then see how she reacts. If you are not in a position of power over her, cant control her pay, hours worked, where she lives, etc. you cant be accused of being bad.

> chance to be with girl
Don't blow this op
As long as ur not +30 it's probably fine

Do it op
Its a doggy dog doggy out there

I was planning something like that. I don't expect it to be anything serious but even then I'm afraid people will twist it into me taking advantage of her. It's my rotten luck that a girl who is actually interested in me is questionably young.

Just state your powerlessness over her situation. Dont be a white knight. Dont get dive in super fast. Let her come to you.

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are you fuckin kidding me
>taboo
who the fuck cares. if its legal DO IT. 16 is like the ripest age ever man. that is the absolute definition of prime teen pussy. plus she's young and mold-able.

what state are you in and what's your job? I wanna position myself for some prime teen puss myself.

Yeah I guess it's just weird when we're talking over the phone and she tells me how her day was at high school. Michigan, and we work at McDonalds. You don't want to work there despite the young tail. I had a decent job before I cussed out my old boss. Have an interview coming up for a better one next week thankfully.

>who the fuck cares.
OP might, while her dad murders him.

when you were 16 she was 8

To be honest I don't think her parents care. Let's just say she's more experienced than me as sad as that is.

This has crossed my mind. Don't remind me.

yea if u play ur cards right she'll initiate everything then you can just play along and be like 'she wanted it' if anyone asks

make sure to keep backups of all text messages and stuff so she cant accuse u of rape

damn man you're lucky. i could go for some prime 16 puss rn

I don't know if I want to put myself in that position to begin with, and I doubt the "she wanted it" excuse will bail me out. Still have our texts anyway.

Maybe if I was significantly younger. Being a 24 year old virgin is not a lucky position despite this.

then be a kv then. im telling u what u need to do if u dont wnana be kv

I know. I don't want to be kv anymore trust me. It's a living hell. I just wish I had more options.

>Coming here for relationship advice. Youre fucked man. Just keep talking to her and see if you like her. Try to get her tipsy.

Life experience is a trifling detail, you've just been alive way longer, so it's icky and you're evil, end of story, as far as many people are concerned.

>its legal in my state

Dude. Do it.

BTW, wtf is a KV?

I definitely like her and not just because I'm desperate. We actually have a lot in common.

Yeah this is what I'm afraid of. None of my peers would tolerate it that's for sure.


You must be new here. It means kissless virgin.

Something like this, but don't focus on what the other people may think. Tell her you enjoy spending time with her but you think her age make it inappropriate and if she's sure she wants to keep hanging out with her. Word it in a way it makes it clear you take for granted she likes you, but be subtle about it. Don't over do it or it will come out as creepy. If you do this whatever happens you will be perceived as thoughtful and considerate without looking weak and if she doesn't actually like you it will appear like you rejected her first. It's a win-win.