This is your roleplaying group for the night

I am legitimately attracted to the one on the right. Even at her current weight.

Girl on the right would be ez 7-8 if she lost weight

>ywn get reverse gangbanged by 4 plump /tg/ qts
Why do I continue on with this pathetic charade I call a life?

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Why's it so smoky in there? Are they hotboxing rolling tobacco?

That looks nice!

I'm so lonely right now. I hate nighttime.

I never feel alone in the day

women RPing as RPers. Nice.

No user, that is BRAPPPP GAS

just imagine....

No, please, no! Don't end me this way, Satan!

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I unironically am attracted to fat ugly girls

I feel like I can be super confident because I don't actually care if they reject me

I'd fuck all those roasties in an orgy and they'd love it

>Welcome ladies!
>Today we delve into the beautiful land of Eromancia!
>Springtime is beating away the gloom of winter and flowers blossom in the gentle rains as the Earth arises from its yearly slumber.
>Dawn alights its gentle fingers on the peaceful hamlet of Buxley, where the only noise at this hour is Corvo the Butcher's rhythmic snores.
>But what's that?
>A new sound...
>Is it... Hooves? Yes it's growing louder! Hooves! And many of them!
>And thirty seconds later, the ninth cavalry of the Rape Empire descended on the tranquil town of Buxley
>Corvo the Butcher gave his final snores struggling to speak to his wife with a slit throat spraying blood over her face, contorted in horror and pleasure as the horsemen wrenched her arms behind her back
>But most of the men were to be granted merciful death...
>The Ninth Cavalry had brought along an elite force...
>The Gay Nigger Riders pulled Tommy Yungbottom away from the corpse of his sister who had just been raped to death
>"I curse you! I will haunt your sons as a spectre, you worthless bastards!"
>And he threw himself at the Gay Nigger Riders expecting them to kill him
>They laughed and pushed him to the ground
>"Yeah?", said a Gay Nigger, "Why don't you haunt this dick with your tight little boivulva!"
>And Tommy started getting raped
>So tragic
>So awful
>But where do you young ladies fit into this epic tale?
>All four of you entrepid adventureresses had stayed at the Buxley Inn last night
>And now you find yourself tied to the wall
>Each of you has a 7.5 inch penis staring you in the face
>Sarah you're on your period, so his penis isn't fully erect.. his is more like 6 inches
>Meggy you got raped as an early teen and liked it, so you're having a flashback and your vagina is pulsing with guilty lust
>Trisha you are a virgin, you're going to need to do a Will save or you're going to have a unique orgasm
>Katy, you have a history of promiscuity, so you get +2 to your next roll.
>Alright! Roll for Initiative!

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Nerdy british poorfags need to strip every last single drop of tar out of that tobacco because they've probably been sanctioned by the job centre for being unemployable and need to live off of 5 quid for the next 6 months.

t. nerdy british poorfag

Just give up smoking. I did.

I'll give up life soon motherfucker, just you watch me.

I hate it when DMs do this.

That picture reminds me of all the times I've had to suffer through dungeons and lawyers. It drains my will to roleplay right out of me

>that girl in back left shrouded in smoke
back off lads, mystery girl is mine

>Who the fuck brought a fog machine I can barely breath! Turn it down please!
Fucking hate fog machines

>barely breath
Do you have trouble breathing when its misty out retard?

>tiny ass, poorly lit room, giant-as-fuck fatass lesbians
>all that second hand smoke, because of some edge-dark teenage smoker
>The Vagisil smell
>All that liquid, likely leading to a spill, followed by obnoxious fat girl hyena laughing
>or constant brapping and getting up to pee

I roll for initiative, then turn 360 degrees and run the fuck away

>tfw, the few people you keep close ties with out of HS know you're a fan of DnD, and they often get together spontaneously some evenings so when you ask them what they're up to, they're all in the middle of an RP session but no one ever invites you
Why is it so hard bros? Am I doing something wrong or do they just think I'm annoying? Usually I'm the one that needs to text first or I'd never even hear from most of them again.

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i dont do roleplaying
also whats with the fog

Are you a fan of DnD, though?

>reverse gangbanged

I used to be one of them main members of the HS club, I'd totally understand if they already have a campaign, because a few people are just there to watch and I wouldn't even mind doing that. It's just the idea that I'm purposefully excluded from things and they don't even try and hide it most of the time, never even a "hey user, how'd you like to come and watch next time?"

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I hope they arn't intending for me to DM fucking DnD.

I only run Homebrews, Shadowrun, and Warhammer.

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DnD is fucking stupid

>I'd fuck all those roasties
>roasties
fat ugly girls tend to have the tightest pussies.

>roughly 150lbs overweight
>"a little gym work will fix it"
Try a good couple years of strict caloric restriction and good luck trying to get her to stick to it.

>Dare you enter my magical realm?
Face it anyone who's been playing for any length of time knows how to evade that kind of DM

>2L of coke
>a carton of fucking orange juice
>open can of fosters
>5 other drinks
>a tipped over wendys drink
who the fuck

That girl with the glasses would be really cute if she were thin. Her parents deserve to get stoned to death for letting her going to waste.

Clams! Throw me in the mix mang! Yo I would tear that room up!!!

Hell yeah!

Kskdjjdjkssk

RIGHT!!!!!!

Dksjjdjdj

Get that fucking 2 liter out of there and I'll have a good night.

gf just sent me this

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Why the fuck is the room so musty? Foggy? What the fuck?

>shawna
Scraping that barrel, huh?

Teifling wow how original

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>ywn be raped by 3-4 stoned, mildly ugly, horny femcel nerds
>ywn hear them laugh as they work together to hold you down while one of them forcefully sits on your face

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>chaotic neutral
Your gf is cheating on you.

>Sorcerer in 5e

KEK

Oh, I didn't realize cuck gets filtered now.

I miss when word filters stopped being a thing. Damn you neo-moot!

That's what I thought this thread was going to be instead it's cucks drooling over fat roasties

>fat
>tattoos
>smokes RYO
>fosters

I'd rather stay home alone. Doesn't surprise me they're British. So many whales like these here.

almost hurt my sides
almost

eh, fuck it i am horny and desperate.
game on ladies.