Really want to be in a relationship where there is little to no talking involved...

>do you like model boats
you smooth nigga

darn tootin.

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>tfw no mute big tiddie gf

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quit shilling your model boat, fag. i know you aren't an expert

What a catch!
Why don't you try fixing your shit? Drop netflix, pick up a hobby, you lazy sow.

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Too bad netflix movies are shit. Get some taste, user.

No bully my new gf

>mute
As in you physically can't speak, or just don't speak a lot?

I choose not to speak, but even if I were to I tend to stumble over my words and I end up making a fool of myself. I also can't even hold a 1 minute conversation as I have nothing of value to put forth

as long as you aren't obese, you can get whatever you want in life with little to no effort really

I guarantee that you are interesting, and I'm actually good at conversation, I guarantee that you've only dealt with robots or people who couldn't give two fucks about who you really are and want nothing to do with you. I'm sorry you've had to deal with such shitty people, user, but there are people out there who know how to make you realize that you're interesting. Everyone is interesting, you have personal experiences, its just a matter of someone good at conversation to help you talk.

Are you me?
Oregano is a plant

Id watch a movie about such a relationship. Seems interesting.

literally a dream
i hate talking, 99% percent of what people talk about is total mundane bullshit and the 1% of actual valuable information that is gained from conversations can much easier be gained from the internet
talking is obsolete
why do you just make threads like this to hurt me

>be fembot
>want chad bf
>he doesn't like quiet girls
>incel robots won't leave me alone
True suffering.

Obviously they're just a bunch of sexists who like quiet girls because they don't want women to have any voice at all in the relationship. A chad who loves quiet girls would be ideal because he really respects them as human beans.

i couldn't score a robot if I wanted to, no one wants a mute and that's a fact. Everyone on this planet desires social interaction one way or another and I'm just not capable of that.

Of course there's girls out there who would love to be with a quiet type, don't beat yourself up over it!

... Oh, you're ugly, too? Should've mentioned that sooner ...

>guys constantly talk about how they wish their gf/wife would just shut up
>no one wants a mute gf though :(

>Everyone on this planet desires social interaction one way or another

Yeah, I desire it as silent as is practical.
I hate being around people who want to talk all the time.
I want somebody who's comfortable just being together, able to appreciate each other without having to verbalise every thought that pops into our minds 24/7.

Where do you live, user? I will come watch Netflix with you, cuddle and eat you out for free, and if you like me after that I will be your boyfriend for free, as long as you stay loyal.

I'd happily be with anyone, regardless of how they look (with the exception of obese) seeing as I'm pretty uggo myself. As long as they are loyal and can handle complete and utter silence then I don't see what's the problem.

>with the exception of obese
Uh, you don't get to bring standards.

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I'm under 100 lbs. I don't think cuddling with someone who's 3X times my weight is comfortable let alone a possibility

I live in the USA, what about yourself?

What if he's also only 100 lbs, but obese because he's really short?

I meant what state, silly. East coast or west coast, if you're so paranoid.

How short are we talking? Like under 5 ft?

I'm a man of few words myself and I'd love a mute who just wants to cuddle and consume media with me. Don't be fat and you'll get a bf ez.

>I'm under 100 lbs. I don't think cuddling with someone who's 3X times my weight is comfortable let alone a possibility
Have you ever cuddled a fat guy, at all? That's the only thing my ex wouldn't shut the fuck up about, that I was like a giant teddy bear that kept her warm.

For someone to be obese at 100lbs, they'd have to be 4ft.

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>have not talked to anyone in 2 months
>can go outside and its like no one sees me

its fun being half dead =)

I'm almost mute or at least selectively mute because of my mild autism. I'm not mentally retarded, people say I'm funny and sweet, and I can have a good conversation in text format. I wouldn't mind being in a relationship with a mute girl, but we would need to communicate. We could communicate with text chat, I don't mind as long as we talk.

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I'll be your bf, drop me an email [email protected]

>really want to be in a relationship where there is little to no talking involved, just cuddling most of the time and watching Netflix movies together

This is everything I could want, OP would you be willing to date me? I live in the Eastern US

West coast
There are no males in developed, first world countries that are this short unless they've been terribly malnourished their whole lives. Stop creating an extreme scenario just so you can pull off a "gotcha" moment.

>2 months
kill yourself normal fag

Shucks, I live in the opposite coast :/

>literally denies the existence of midgets so she doesn't have to date a robot

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1v1 me in runescape you big gay

I'm sorry user, I wouldn't be willing to fly out just to cuddle with a fembot for a night, I'm on the east coast. If you were closer I would drive, for sure. I hope you find someone who will be kind to you. There are people out there who want you, we're not making fun of you in the thread.

Would you date a girl like pic related? If not then, just shut up

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>being a manlet is the male equivalent of having a tumor face

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Will she sit on my face, let me make her breakfast, cuddle with me, and do other fun stuff like watch TV/movies or play vidya or board games or RPGs?

In all honesty I wouldn't mind dating someone who's a bit taller than 5'4 or just right at 5'3 (as long as they aren't obese). However, a 4 ft full grown male is extremely rare to come across. If you can find me one point me to him, because all you're doing right now is creating bizarre scenarios

You're not supposed to point at them, that's rude.

>little to no talking involved, just cuddling most of the time
This sounds like the sort of thing I'd like.
Just being together is enough, we don't have to make noises about it.

>Netflix
This, on the other hand, is a little concerning, but I'll have plenty of time to teach you about the Jew and his propaganda media machine.

jesus christ you're me
it's worse when people try to talk to you

this is the only reason i can't date a robot because the only way to e-date is to type out conversations which i'm not interested in. tfw no irl mute, deaf, and blind bf

I won't lie being mute is a big deal, but I don't believe it would keep most bots here from loving you mostly because you can't say no.

She's not entirely mute she's just depressed because she thinks that she's boring and worthless. Its the best gf because you can pamper her and fix her trust issues and help her break down her wall.

I'd actually love a relationship like that

Having to constantly worry about pleasing someone through what I say is aggravating and I wish I could enjoy someone else's existence without fucking conversation

Why the fuck would you want the male version of Helen Keller? Are you retarded?

I actually prefer physical contact to talking about mundane shit constantly as well, it's really annoying when my exs have told me I tried too much to comfort them physically instead of talking to them etc.

i don't like conversations

The male version of Helen Keller is a bit beyond "no conversations." Christ, if you want me to treat you as a cum sock and never communicate anything to you beyond sticking you on my dick, why don't you just become someone's slave?
You're having a conversation right now about what you like or don't like, don't you sense the irony? Or was that the point.

[email protected]
Im here for anyone

>tfw no mute gf
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

i just want a living dildo i guess yeah

where do you want your dildo to live?

in ny but he better be okay with me amputating his limbs too

NYC or rochester? c-can I just be your boy toy, won't bore you with my stupid conversations and i will kiss you everywhere.

didn't you say west coast ayy lmao

Why not just teaching her that her only worth is pleasing her partner and you can do anything with her.

>you fix the fucked up girl and she then dumps you for chad
Do you really think women appreciate things unattractive men do for them?

probably because its like the sociopath Rorschach test. sociopaths would want to exploit her by turning her into a cum slut, hyper empathetic individuals would help her break down her wall.

nyc
i'm not OP, i don't watch netflix

I'd date a mute if they were down to fuck

i live in nyc too, heres a throwaway email

[email protected]

Morning fellow New Yorkers.

morning friend, hows the weather treating you? shit was horrible lately

why is it so hot today

I'm a filthy hikikomori NEET so I spend all day inside with the AC blastin'. I'm sorry if you're productive members of society and have the deal with the heat, and it's only going to get hotter seeing how it's just the beginning of May.

im a neet too. sadly im suffering because the AC isnt in my room

i'm a filthy hikikomori NEET as well which is exactly why i can't afford the AC. last year i got an infection from the heat

You guys should come on over. You, me and my brother can lie on our filthy bed and have a spoon train while the cold air brushes over our bodies.

i left my email here, i dont actually mind being freinds with other nyc neets

okay give address, i'll be over in a few minutes with the lube

It's at this point in the conversation that I'm going to close the browser and go have a mild panic attack. We're just being silly but I'm afraid to become acquainted with people. No one hurt me but I'm afraid of connecting. I'm sorry.

too late i've already broken in through the window

Are you male?
Do you want to be my silent bob bf if you are?

cant say i didnt see this sort of thing coming, but it is still disappointing

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