Tinder general

If you're wondering if you're chad enough, you are not chad enough

first winner

chicken dinner

>1179 Miles away
Is the maximum range on Tinder region specific? Mine only goes up to 170 miles

Yes

i've once matched with someone at the airport and right at the gate the tinder police stopped me and said sorry sir your destination is too far away our app can't show any distance greater than 200km

being an eurocuck sucks

Ask why bio is empty

Tell her she is a dumb whore with no redeeming qualities besides her looks. If she doesn't reply, at least she hears the truth.

I did it with some girls,i think they get asked that a lot.Idk what i should come up with,im not chad enough to say any kind of retarded shit and she would still to suck me off.

be honest my dude. say you want to kiss her whole body, suck on her tits, make her cum in your mouth, and fuck her slowly while she strokes her clit and feel her cum on your cock.

>Over 1000 miles away
y tho?

See #
You can swipe even in fucking somalia.

hey bby u want fuk

Checking the market to see if the pussy is better than the pussy is here,plus practicing my convos,confidence,also i cant talk with the girls in my country.

"Yo bitch, ask me Ketchun, ill give your ass mustard, and if ya say otherwise hoe, ima putchu through a mothafuckin wall."

>dubs
Why do always pajeet-like texts get the dubs?

>Yes you can,tap the little 'i' downside of their picture before you swipe.
Ooooh, I see. I thought you could only see other info, but not the bio. But yeah, it doesn't make sense.
>And what kind of lines do those guys uses?Are they lame as fuck?Do they all say similar stuff a lot?
Pretty much, yeah.
Is all ''Hi, Hi cutie, Hi (Name), Hey, Sup?, there's a couple ones that just send an emoji and others start with a joke. Personally, I like the joke one, specially if it says anything about them.
> but these bitches lose interest so fast,2-3 texts in and they ghost me.
I don't think no one is ''ghosting'' you, my dude. I'm sure some of the guys must think I am ghosting them, but I seriously don't have time to talk. Or I'm not interested. And as they don't write anything either, I assume they are not either. Is better to move on.
> Do lots of chads hit on them?
I haven't seen a lot of Chads. Some times hot guys message you, but they all seem rather ''dumb'', so I wouldn't call them Chad, Chad is interesting, right? This are all d2f guys.
If you are Chad, you are wasting time in Tinder, I think.
Or maybe I don't see them cause I'm an uggo after all. Dunno.

Greetings, M'lady! What an auspicious time for us to meet, for I feel like the stars have aligned for our destiny. Allow me to sweep you off your feet with my verbosity, I would like nothing more than to kiss your hand *smooches* now let us away to my residence where I shall wine and dine thee until the wee hours of the morning, your chariot awaits!

I might unironically send this,even though no dubs in sight.

Please send it. I worked very hard on that post.

>And as they don't write anything either, I assume they are not either
I thought sending 3 texts in a row with no reply makes you look pretty fucking desperate?And about the messages thing i rarely type stuff like what you up to?Mostly bios/pics jokes but it gets exhausting looking for little things to start a conversation.

Spoken like a true 17th century brit gent

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>he actually did it the absolute madman
prepare to get laid

you did good user

godspeed

based in an orginial way

Whats your picture on Tinder user?

God fucking damn user I've got to give it to you your braver than most of us

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i originally hope she responds
>please post her response

>grill "super likes" me
>ask open ended questions to form a convo
>she gives short answers and ends the convo
>hasn't replied to me for a day now

Well uh, thanks for super liking me.

Few selfies in a mirror in my small apartment,all took in the same day.

She didnt reply boys,19 yo thots have no class.

I've only been superliked by niggers,but they never seem to want the conversations going either

send her this:
Well well well m'lady it appears my courting has not drawn your angelic gaze in my direction. Verily I would hasten to your doorstep would you only respond to my cherubic advances. Would you not bestow on me a moment of your precious time for a night you will never forget?

Where do you get this stuff from?Are you a time traveler?This based user will get all of our dicks wet.

I am writing it off the top of my head because I am bored. You're welcome.

>matched up with a qt a few days ago
>we made plans to see each other next week
>messages me out of nowhere last night, tells me she wants to talk more before we go on a date
>tell her it was an hour before I had to close at work and that I was going to go to sleep as soon as I got home, so if she'd like to talk the next day, that'd be great
>she unmatched me right afterward
I don't fucking get it man. I was looking forward to it too.

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Bitches ain't shit user, bitches ain't shit.

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on to the next one

theyre all the same

its like fishing

you dont go complain on Jow Forums that a fish went off your hook, you throw your bait in the water again

its not like that fish was the fish that mattered

girls are worth less than fish

One of her pictures is a screenshot from discord. What do I say?

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There's the last pic if anyone's curious

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>girls are worth less than fish
give a man a fish you feed him for a day, teach him to fish and you feed him for life
give a girl a fish and she will say that you're not good enough for her and leave you. teach a girl to fish and you will kys out of frustration before you have taught her how to bait the hook.

The stupid thing is, I have insomnia and a history of shitty sleep hygiene and I'm trying hard to actually change that, so I can get better sleep for the benefit of my mind and body, but she can't appreciate that? (I mean, not that I told her, but still).

The thing is, I VERY rarely get matched up with anyone. I only just started using Tinder like a week ago and have only gotten 3 real matches that weren't just camgirls or escorts trying to elicit money from me for their services.

Here's the discord one

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Is there any way to find "nerdy" girls on this app? It seems that most of the girls are just normie women who are looking for a quick dicking, fatties claiming to be looking for a future husband, or single mothers looking for a man to raise her children. Any of you know where I can meet decent average looking girls who are into video games/anime/band geek girls?

I met one, and we actually dated for a week before I totally self destructed (multiple reasons for that, was a while ago now so I'm not too worried about it happening again). It was honestly the happiest I've ever been with someone, and seeing all the copy paste whores on tinder just makes me fucking mad now. Why do I have to wade through so many uninteresting and cookie cutter people just to find that one girl who has some similar interests, with only a small chance for her to even give me a chance? Do I just have to suck it up and play the waiting game? Am I doing it wrong and I should instead be trying to meet such women irl? I'm just so frustrated with how dating is in general.

How did you match her? What kind of photos, what bio?

>dumb cunt who can't even be bothered to learn how to crop properly
Nah, unmatch

i was managing to hold it together until
>*smooches*
ffs user that's gold

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I thought it would at least mske the bitch chuckle and reply a 'lol' or something,but nada.