Describe your perfect burger to me

>medium all beef batty
>lettuce
>american cheese
>mustard
>mayo
>bun
>ketchup

Youre a regular Rupert Pupkin, user, youre alright. Dont go to the Krabby Patty tomorrow.

I can't cook in general but I especially can't cook when I'm hungry. I'm salivating, I am the deadly sin Gluttony.

KETOBURGER!!
>hand seasoned ground beef on grill
>pepper jack cheese melted on meat
>CRISPY BACON
>something spicy, sriracha, jalapeno habaneros
>wrapped in fresh crispy lettuce

the buger patties must havent any self raising flower necause self raising flower makes the burger patties puffy, it is nicer if it tastes like a sandwich (toast) instead. but not entirely like a sandwich and still a buger because it's fillings.

inside there would be salami pan fried on low head. make sure the salami doesnt curl up into cylinders by stabbing them sliced in the middle they stay flat that way. some dijon mustard with the salami, mozzarella, and then also onions pan fried. maybe dried tomato 2.

This would give me the shits. Get rid of the cheese and spicy stuff, put it between two warmed buns with some mayonnaise and ketchup. Thats keto too. Right?

2 buns and 10 eggs in between.

>two warmed buns
Gotta get that white bread that slows you down and makes you feel like shit!

It's called the fucking Krusty Krab you NIGGER. Go to the Krusty Krab tomorrow, I fucking dare you.

Sounds good too, nice and simple. Unfortunatley the bread would not allow it to be keto if it is over 50g of carbs as well as if there's any sauces containing sugar. That being said, I still do marinate the meat with some hoisin sauce to give it that sweet Asian kick to it.

>Toasted sourdough roll
>Two beef patties, cooked medium
>Sharp white cheddar
>Applewood smoked bacon
Veggies ruin a burger

>Beef patty
>Cheese
>Pickles
>Bacon
>Mustard
>Ketchup
Perfect
There's a resturant near me that specializes in making good burgers. They're expensive but worth trying

Would it be better if the buns were whole wheat?

Sounds pretty good right about now, but could I substitute the buns with grilled chicken breasts? I sho ams a hungry boy but I gotta keto m8.

>krabby patty
i bet you only know spongebob for the memes and nothing else
typical for late 2010s meme lovers like (You)

1/2 lbs. of Angus Black beef, mixed with egg batter, ranch seasoning, a few drops of Worcester sauce, sea salt, black pepper, and cooked medium well
2 slices of large but thin burger bread, toasted with butter
Think cuts of cheeder cheese, melted
3 slices of hickory smoked bacon cooked with some of the fat oil on the burger pan
An optional Sunny side up egg served on top the bacon within the burger
A slice of Romain lettuce
Steak fries, cripsy golden
Ketchup mixed with pepper
Washed down with either Red Wine, Shiner Bock, or Dr.Pepper

Just a really good patty on a toasted bun with grilled onions cheese and a bunch of teriyaki sauce like my dad used to make for me before i made him hate me
I miss those burgers they were great, feels bad

Attached: 1BEAF0B4-60DE-4A79-90C1-64DD99A083DD.jpg (521x707, 88K)

It's made of my dead body
Edgy I know but I have to get it all out right now

>only know spongebob for the memes
What else is there user?

Nice gatekeeping bud.

Just watch the show you fuck. You don't even have to watch all of it. Just the first 3 seasons.

Does keto dieting get you ripped and yield sharper mental clarity?

perfect with onions and a bit of ketchup

Attached: 1393563540836.jpg (1200x900, 854K)

If you take it seriously, work out and use that discipline to create other beneficial habits it definitely will. It helps you run a positive feed back loop. Me personally it makes me more energetic and confident. That just helps all over the place.

I dont like working out, but I will admit I know the feeling of confidence you get when eating right. Do you ever have cheat days or relapse to eating takis and chocolate syrup?

Its easy when to relapse when you go to buffets or are pressured when involved in social situations. It's important to keep strong will even if you relapse, the vision is what matters most. I also do nofap simultaneously, again it's all a matter of will and desire. As soon you desire to change and actively participate to change one thing, you realise you are capable of achieving much more. Without much extrenous physical activity I dropped from 250lb to 170lb. But this was also limiting calorie intake to around 1100 calories at some point around 180lbs.

Thats some solid weight loss. Whats the overall difference between paleo and keto, seems similar.
Why nofap?

>A Reuben Burger
Pastoral smoke beef side charded or sliced finely with spicy coleslaw, dijon mustard, a bbq sauce made out of the broth side was cooked in, red onions with a big old piece of smoked cheese(preferably smoked gouda or smoked chevre)with a grilled meat patty done in a pan with red and white cabbage sauteed in cabbage with some redwine vinegar and grapeseed oil.

Attached: eccb983d9481ba75e1133b830b2a464b887e5dec10c2eb10835d399a364dd5fc.png (529x362, 259K)

As for as I know paleo is about mimicking our diet as close to that of humans before agriculture, so no grains, tubers, or generally processed food.

Keto is about limiting all carbs to a point where you get your body to a state of ketosis to burn fat as your fuel source. I like to limit to around 50g a day. It is similar to paleo in that it allows you to eat a lot of meat and leafy vegetables.

And nofap is something that has helped me find more clarity and energy in the chaos of things as well. Its all about readapting the body and mind to one's own will. Also part of the disciplinary thing, helps feel more confident too. You get a boost in energy from not busting constantly 5 times a day.

>medium rare angus beef patty
>motherfuckin cheddar
>gratuitous amounts of romaine lettuce for the extra crunch
>ketchup mustard and a hint of mayo
>pickles and red onions, of course
>all sandwiched between brioche, the bun of aristocrats
>finally a heaping side of fries with malt vinegar

Attached: 1482966455682.jpg (708x451, 46K)

Just give me a nice bun, a medium beef patty and some spicy shit

>beef
>cheese
>bacon
>egg
>lettuce
>tomato
>BBQ sauce

Goddamn I'm hungry now

Attached: bacon-egg-cheese-burger-1.jpg (750x2367, 195K)

Ever had a bacon and egg sandwich?

I can't believe I haven't thought of that untill now. Guess I know what's for dinner

quarter pounder
gouda cheese
grilled mushrooms and onions
mayo
ketchup
mustard
lightly toasted sesame buns

>hes never had a b&e
Make it slightly sunny side up so you get some yolk, toast the bread use butter mayo and mustard, maybe throw some spinach and a tomato slice in the mix. Cash.

>Hawaiian roll
>Melted gouda cheese
>Thin, slightly crunchy chicken patty
>Bacon
>Spinach (no not baked, that's disgusting)
>Ketchup, mustard, mayo and tobasco
>Pickles

>romaine lettuce
i prefer minced iceberg lettuce, and no i dont mean mcdonalds burgers

Iceberg is shit tier, it's mostly water

have you seen the show hannibal?

>other anons have pictures of food posted on Jow Forums saved

Attached: 1518612277442.jpg (625x675, 75K)

nah you're just better off dropping bread entirely.

>other anons are using an image board properly
How about gluten-free?

Gluten-free works. Just keep it low-calorie, my man. That's all that matters
Fucking retard. I hope you follow this shit advice.

>Toasted buns that make a crunch when you bite into them
>Charcoal grilled beef patties
>Velveeta cheese slice
>A dab of mayo
>3 pickles
>A slice of tomato
>A couple rings of sweet onion
>A small amount of lettuce (I normally hate lettuce; it's more for the mouth feel)

>implying im not in it all for the (yous)
>implying gluten intolerance doesnt exist

a good burger is a dead burger.

ooooh say can you seeeeeeee

beyond

onions as in onions or onions as in soi?

>buger patties

beyond the beyond

>all those retards saying ketchup or mayo instead of a proper sauce, like garlic sauce
And you wonder why nobody likes you.

what's the best cheese for a burger?

cheddar tends to get quite greasy when its melted

american cheddar desu

>chicken burger
>pulled pork on top
>bacon (not that american shit i mean smoked back bacon)
>cheese
>onions lettuce bbq sauce
>slightly crisp burger bun

Attached: pink.png (633x758, 44K)

>ewww
>tomato

>beef
>white cheddar
>jalapenos
>Chik Fil A ranch sauce
>toasted bun

>bun
> beef
> bleu cheese
> bbq sauce
> lettuce
> bun
pic unrelated

Attached: 20180313_231321.jpg (367x367, 44K)

Either works for me, but I meant onions as in onions.

Attached: 1518194751734.jpg (900x1080, 97K)

>seasoned angus beef
>cheddar cheese
>lettuce, tomato, onions, and pickles
>preferably potato bun/kaiser roll but I'm not too picky
>with some heinz to top it all off
Not the most over the top thing, but that's why I like burgers. Now for some major autism, charcoal or gas?

>big, soft trap booty between toasted buns

Attached: DbqUhPIXcAAkXH9.jpg (960x1156, 83K)

why did you even post the pic if it doesnt have to do with anything

More like roasted buns.

Attached: 1520495611751.jpg (229x220, 9K)

fresh kaiser roll, slightly toasted
two thick patties, sliced cheddar cheese on both
6 slices of bacon, folded
onions an mushrooms, fried
tomato
lettuce

The party needs to be thick and juicy, and it needs to have a good crust. Must not be tough, must be tender. A little bit of pink, but not too much, not jack scalfani levels.

Buns must be toasted, either kaiser or potato rolls

Must have mozzarella cheese, or some sort of real cheese, not singles shit.

Sauce will be homemade barbecue sauce

Lettuce and cartelized onions are the other toppings

Making burgers is hardly cooking

>Ball up meat
>Smash into ripping hot skillet
>Flip after a minute
This is why burgers are the ultimate American delicacy and I love them

>white bun, slightly toasted.
>two angus beef patties, well done (no pink inside, they must be grey all the way through)
>cheddar cheese
>salty, crispy bacon
>lettuce
>tomatoes
>onions
>pickles
>hot banana peppers
>mayo
>ketchup
>mustard
>barbecue sauce
>red hot sauce (Tabasco, Franks Red Hot, habenero sauce, or Caribbean cayenne pepper sauce.

NO FUCKING VEGGIES

No pickle. Pickles are disgusting

>Describe your perfect burger to me
easy. five guys double cheeseburger all dressed

this desu.
>brioche bun
>1/3 pound pattie w/cheese
>tomatoes, onion, lettuce
>ketchup and mustard

Attached: IMG_20170621_125715_212.jpg (2560x2560, 642K)

that looks like one hell of a tasty burger

It absolutely was amazing but I got in Montana and I don't know the next time I'll be going there.

Roll top
Lettuce
BBQ sauce
Onions
Cheddar Cheese
Burger
Roll bottom

Attached: 1479412308233.jpg (480x405, 19K)

The ones my mom used to make with breadcrumbs and onions and steam/fried them on the stovetop when i was young. Even though it cant compare to a fine beef burger it tasted wholesome.

Attached: 91f.jpg (550x366, 60K)

dont burgers eat their burgers upside down though

>dont burgers eat their burgers upside down though
What?

you heard me. this is original.

Don't really understand so my answer is yes

Attached: 1525191705489.jpg (602x731, 58K)

where in montana? Might be going out there sometime.

people who eat medium or well done burgers are subhuman