Why are you not in cryptocurrency? You could solve all your problems making millions...

Why are you not in cryptocurrency? You could solve all your problems making millions. Pic related is my portfolio (started from only $1500)

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Money can't fix fundamental character flaws.

I have some money I could use to buy it but I don't know which ones to buy and it would take a lot of time and work to learn how to figure out which ones are right.

where do i begin and how do i begin

You have to have at least some money to start with. I don't even have 100 dollars to my name, let alone a bank account and other requirements.

what does that have to do with anything? better stay poor, that will fix it.

I've been in crypto for two years now. Fun stuff.

Its just a ponzi scheme where only the wealthy profit from retards who pump and lose

All that "money" and you can't even use it.

I have tried it. I lost all.
Please tell me a coin

If I want to gamble I'll go to a casino where I'll at least get free drinks out of it.

EOS, ZRX, ETH are all safe picks.

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>I don't know what a ponzi scheme is

too expensive already, buy an up and coming coin like holochain or link that actually has room to grow

>millions
Son, you have $20k. Bitcoin millionaires got their years ago. Far too late to get on the get-rich path.

Yes, and because they're safe, you'll never make a significant amount of money off of them.

>Be me
>Poorfag
>Just want to play some Vidya again.
>650ti stopped working.
>Wanna buy 1060 6gb
>1060 costs $ 510 where I live.
I fucking hate crypto and everyone who deals with it.

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Or get a job maybe?

I entered crypto with $1000 and came out with nothing not everyone can win and retards from this board are a bad bet try Jow Forums

Fucking delusional cryptofags think digital numbers are equivalent of real wealth.

Cash out bitch. See what happens.

Tell me why should I buy something which was priced $250 for double price?
I am uni student and with a part time job I won't be able to afford that card for $510 before the end of this year.
I hate you Jow Forums fags.

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Those digital numbers in the prices means that someone is willing to pay that much for them.

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I've cashed out four times my initial investment. Why are nocoiners always so salty?

No you did not, unless your initial investment was 20 bucks.

t. I have 60k in BTC and cashing out the full amount would take me several months.

20k actually. And what exchange are you using? I can withdraw 200k in fiat a month on Kraken, or I can 25k a day up to the 200k limit.

Well go ahead and gamble on a shitcoin success, I'm telling you the successful ones right now.

but as for shitcoins, i heard ambrosus is supposed to have some big news in the coming days. go ride the pump

>coming out of it with nothing when most currencies are still rising
See, you are what people like to call a "moron." Just hold until it goes back up, faggot. Unless you are investing in a currency that literally dies, you will make money in the long run.

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This. My brane is too small for me to figure out what a cryptographic blockchain ether is.

>Well go ahead and gamble on a shitcoin success,

Yes, that's exactly the point. The only way to make any significant money on crypto is by gambling on the shitcoins before they get popular.

>I'm telling you the successful ones right now.


Yeah, that's my point. They're already successful. That means they aren't going to see massive price jumps anymore.

LOL. CRYPTO INVESTING IS WAY TOO LATE RIGHT NOW, SAME GOES FOR MINING UNLESS U HAVE FREE ELECTRICITY OR LOW HYDRO PRICES.

If you bought eth literally one month ago you would have DOUBLED your money lol

100% return is nothing. Nobody is getting rich off crypto again, it's over.

LOL I made my money off crypto and sold it in January while these idiots kept buying and lost 70%. They are now consoling themselves while still being 50% down. You buy at the beginning of a ponzi scheme, not the end, dumb fucks.